- Why do more when you can do less?
- Let's talk about that.
(theme song music)
- "Good Mythical Morning."
- You've heard it said that necessity is
the mother of invention, but that's wrong.
Laziness is the mother of intervention.
And today we're gonna prove it by testing out some products
that are designed to make us even more lazy.
- It's time for "Weird Products You Must Have
Lazy Edition".
- We have acquired some products to tap
into our lazy inner selves, but we gotta be careful
when we're testing these things out, Rhett,
that we make sure we stay lazy.
- Stay lazy. - All the time.
If we don't get-- - Don't be crazy.
- Lazier over the course of testing these, they fail.
There's a problem.
They're not working.
- We can't make any effort at all.
- That's right.
And that's why we're gonna be grabbing things
without moving, using these lazy grabbers.
It says Unger on it, but I don't think
that's the catchy title.
(Rhett chuckling)
They gotta rename these things.
- Grabbers. - Lazy grabbers.
- Lazy grabbers.
- [Link] First up, we have the Whizzers.
They make cutting paper as easy as peeing your pants.
- Hm, that's easy.
- I've got 'em right over here.
I'm just gonna grab 'em without moving 'cause I'm lazy.
Here they are, Rhett, coming in hot.
Oh, and look, I effortlessly--
- That took nothing at all to get those.
- Yep, look at that.
Never used these before.
But you know how hard it is and like inky, inky, inky
on scissors.
- [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's so.
- Well, and you know what?
If you don't get the friction just right,
if you don't press 'em together,
the ballgame is over.
I mean, I can't tell you how often I get cramps
while using the scissors.
- Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
This should be just with one squeeze.
(Whizzers buzzing)
Woo, yeah.
- Of course, we have no idea what's happening
'cause you're not actually cutting anything.
- Well, it's moving really fast.
- Well, do you something to cut?
- Yeah.
- Oh no, don't! - What?
- Don't use your hands, Link.
- I've got this artwork.
- Don't get any crazy ideas, man.
Get lazy ideas.
- All right, Ive got this portrait of you
that I drew earlier today.
- Why does it say you on it?
- Well, I signed it.
I know that it's confusing. - I don't accept it.
Cut your name out.
- It's not for you.
I'm gonna sell this, but I have to cut it out first.
I'm gonna cut out my name since you had
such a problem with it. - Yep.
- All right, see, here we go.
- Boy, that looks tough to cut.
I'm glad you've got Whizzers.
(Whizzers buzzing)
- [Link] Whoa!
Look at this.
- Don't cut me.
Oh, little jam.
Don't cut my neck, don't cut my neck.
- Gotta keep the neck.
- You gotta keep the neck.
You made me a neck like Shaggy.
- What you trying to say, man?
- You think I look like Shaggy?
- I let my portraits speak for themselves.
(Whizzers buzzing)
Oh, yeah, look at that.
It's like cutting through butter, man.
- Hear ya.
But the great thing about this is--
- And it's so quiet.
- It won't keep anybody up at night
when you've got a lot of things to cut.
- [Link] I do all my cutting after midnight.
- (laughing) It's almost just like a whisper.
I just hear like a whisper when you do that.
'Cause cutting with the scissors can get so like (barking).
It gets so loud sometimes.
- It can get in your hair.
- Look at that.
You can't do that with real scissors.
(Link screaming)
- Just kidding.
You didn't fall for it?
- No.
(Link laughing)
No.
No, I didn't, Link.
Link, you've done such a good job on that,
it's giving me an idea.
- Look and then I'll hang this in the common area
and people can pull off pieces of your hair if they wanna.
I don't know.
- You been to Jersey Mike's?
- Oh.
- You know how they got that cold cut cutting machine?
- You think maybe the Whizzers can get some cold cut action?
- Yeah, no, here's the thing.
These colds are already cut.
- [Link] But they're not cut enough.
- They're not cut enough, right.
- They're not cut enough.
- Now I'm gonna need you to hold this other side of my ham.
Stretch it a little bit.
- I want you to go ham on this.
- Let's not.
Get a nice little, here we go.
(Whizzers buzzing)
Look at that, look at that, look at that.
Ham for you, ham for me.
(crew laughing)
You can't do that with scissors.
- And you know what?
I think it tastes better because we worked less for it.
- And look, have you ever heard of spiral cut ham?
- Yeah.
- [Rhett] You go to that Honey Baked Ham place.
- [Link] It's hard to do.
- Sometimes you'll pay a hundred.
(Whizzers buzzing)
You'll pay a hundred dollars, right?
Do it.
- Spiral cold cuts.
- Look at this, guys.
Think about how much money you're gonna save
when Christmas time rolls around and you break out
a piece of ham and start doing this here for the grandma.
- Think about how much time and effort you're gonna save.
- She's gonna have a heart attack.
- Or a second heart attack.
- She's gonna have her second heart attack.
(Link laughing)
- Do it right into my mouth.
- Oh, there you go.
There we go.
(Link laughing)
Look at that, Link!
(Link laughing)
(Link speaking indistinctly)
- I mean, we just saved a hundred dollars just doing that.
These fools going to the Honey Baked Ham place
and look at you with a ham hangin' out your mouth
like a ham tongue.
- This is what ham, going ham is all about.
- Yeah.
Anyway, I think we've solved some problems right there.
- Past.
- [Rhett] And now we've got the Baby Mop because it's never
too early to put your kid to work.
- Amen to that, brother.
But how exactly?
Ooh, reach.
- So we've got a prototype baby here, Link.
- Look at that.
So this is not a real child,
is that what you're trying to tell me?
- It was at one point.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, actually, no, this is--
- Oh, look at that.
- This has never been a real child.
So the way this thing works is somebody saw
their kid crawling on the floor and was like,
that kid doesn't do enough around here.
And they came up with this idea
that as a baby just crawls around.
You know baby's always getting into mess.
And they might as well just clean that mess up as they go.
This looks like some sort of horror movie.
- It's like a zombie child.
- So, you know, as is normally advised,
I think that what you do here is you just leave the child
in the kitchen alone.
- Yes. - Right?
- Hey, there's a mess in here.
- And let them crawl around
and they'll take care of business.
Actually, never leave a child in a kitchen alone.
That was sarcasm.
- Let's try it out.
- Okay, so let me demonstrate how this would work.
I've got a little water.
- Nice mug, Rhett, where'd you get that?
- RhettLink.com/store.
Look at that.
Now you might think, oh my goodness.
- Baby had an accident.
- Yeah, but baby's gonna clean that accident up.
- That's good.
Be responsible for the accidents you make.
- And I'm just gonna take the baby.
- Let's act like this baby's a crawler.
Oops.
There she goes, look at her.
- And then the baby is really gonna get her knees going
on that thing.
- That's good.
- And look at that. - And you know what?
Good as new.
- For hard to reach places, you just take.
Oh look, there's a little dust up here, baby.
We haven't dusted this guitar in a while.
What about this guitar?
Your little classic collection.
- [Rhett] Okay.
- There she goes.
And then--
- Usually live children are a little bit more responsive.
- Down there.
This is good.
- Now, if you're at my house, a lot of times
you're gonna see cold cuts on the floor like that.
- [Link] Oh, yeah, get up those cold cuts, baby.
- You're gonna.
You just gotta.
It's kinda like a game.
The child can eat the cold cut or you can just mop up
the cold cut with the child.
You know what?
I mean I hate to combine products, Link,
but I can't help but notice that that baby needs a haircut
and I've got a set of Whizzers here.
- Hello.
- So what you're gonna do, if you want to go
a little bit shorter with your kid's pony, pigtails,
you're just gonna grab hold of one and just gonna.
(Whizzers buzzing)
- [Link] And she doesn't mind at all
because she's a human mop.
- Okay.
Again, this is just a test.
- All right, so they don't work as--
- All right, so you can't cut children's hair
with the Whizzers.
- They don't as baby. - But you know what?
That's not what they're intended for.
So, okay, everything can't be flawless.
- So I don't think this one is.
This is playful, but it's not as viable as Whizzers.
- I don't know how I feel about putting my kid
in that kind of thing, you know?
I don't want 'em to be embarrassed by what they're wearing.
- I think you would buy this for someone else's kid
as like a gag gift. - Gag gift.
- I really think that's the full extent
of this thing.
I mean, I think this is a recipe for judgment
for everyone involved.
- Including us.
- And I do not improve or approve.
(Rhett laughing)
- I do not improve upon this by approving it.
- Okay, we don't approve of this one.
Didn't pass the test.
- [Link] Next up, we have the motorized ice cream cone
so you don't wear your tongue out eating ice cream.
- Hm.
- I'm gonna reach for it with my reacher.
Oh goodness. - Careful.
Wow, that's a lot of ice cream.
Go for it.
- Now this thing costs $25, right?
- It might be worth it.
- Now I'm trying not to eat as much ice cream.
- I'm doing dairy-free right now.
- I think I've determined
that my stinky flatulence is coming
from eating my ice cream.
- That's probably true.
- All right, so there's a button here.
- I assume it's gonna turn when you do that.
(cone buzzing)
Oh, put your tongue on.
I mean you're not gonna get stinky farts
just from a little ice cream licking.
Is using your tongue passively more enjoyable
than using your tongue actively?
That's the question that this is designed to answer.
Do you like things to be done to your tongue
or do you like to do things to things with your tongue?
That's the question. - It actually puts
so much coldness on my tongue.
- In a bad way?
- To the point where like, there's actually,
I'm experiencing pain eating ice cream.
- Oh, come on, man.
- I'm serious.
- Tongue in, tongue out, man.
Off.
Yep, let it spin.
On, there you go.
Off.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Off.
There you go, now you're a pro.
Would you feel self-conscious if you were like out
on the boardwalk and you broke this thing out?
- A little bit.
- You go to the ice cream parlor.
- Excuse me.
- Can you please, please put it in that?
- Can you fill up my $25 rotational plastic ice cream cone
which is totally inedible?
Oh, thank you.
- I gotta tell you, you're making me want to go back
on dairy just watching you do that.
- Mm, mm.
- You've done a lot of work on that thing
and you've actually done no work.
- I've done no work.
- It did all the work, but you've done,
you've gotten rid of half the ice cream cone.
- Sometimes when I eat ice cream, I like to use my lips
a little bit.
- Okay.
Oh gosh, your lips do some really weird things
when you put 'em on that thing.
There you go.
- Dishwasher safe.
- I'm getting an idea watching you do that, Link.
- Run.
- So.
- (laughing) Oh, I see what you got here.
You're gonna make a deodorant applicator?
- Now, I was always a fan of roll on.
But you know what?
It's too much work.
So I've got--
- [Link] It is, isn't it?
'Cause you have to like--
- You gotta roll it.
I don't want to have to roll it.
- [Link] Oh my goodness.
- Ooh.
Okay.
- I think pull that out.
- [Rhett] Oop.
- There you go.
Yeah, you smush it.
Smush it down in there.
Now I recommend if you're gonna eat ice cream out of it,
do that before you put the deodorant
so you get a little of the deodorant residue when you eat.
- Yeah, I'll tell you I waste so much time
and especially energy every morning putting deodorant on.
So just please excuse me for a second.
I'm gonna partially disrobe.
- Ferk your eyes.
- If you don't like seeing a man's body.
- Oh, here we go.
- Could you just get my--
- Just bring the whole arm all the way out.
Like the Statue of Liberty, this thing, man.
Go that way to give 'em.
- [Rhett] Oh, oh, look at that.
What's happening?
Wow. - It's like a wet hair worm
- You know what?
It's time to reapply.
That's what's-- - Yeah it is.
You need to reapply, brother.
- That's what's going on.
(cone buzzing)
- There we go.
- Oh, wow.
- You're going high with it.
Go high, go low.
- I'm saving so much energy right now.
I feel like I'm not even putting deodorant on.
- You know what watching that makes me wanna do?
That makes me hungry for ice cream.
(Rhett laughing)
- Oh, God
- Do that some more.
(cones buzzing)
- Link, that's, please.
(crew laughing)
Please don't.
Please. (laughing)
Please don't look at me like that, man.
Don't look at me like that when I'm putting deodorant on.
I don't like anybody to me do deodorant,
especially a man with his tongue out.
- Does this make you uncomfortable?
- Yes.
- Did I break your concentration?
- Ah, okay.
- You don't need concentration to put on deodorant anyway.
So what's the verdict on this one?
- Deodorant definitely works.
- We've proven that it's versatile.
I think it would really turn heads in public.
I don't know, it's pretty stupid.
I don't think this is worth $25, man.
- You don't think so?
All you gotta do is eat like five ice cream cones with it
and it pays for itself.
Isn't that how the math works?
- Hm, that's a good point.
- [Rhett] And next up the butt pads.
With these subtle undergarments, you too can fake it
like a Kardashian.
- The Kardashians fake it?
- Yeah, we got butt implants.
I think they had natural.
It was naturally enhanced,
but then I think it was artificially enhanced.
Personal opinion.
- All right.
- But all I know is I don't have much of a booty
and my Instagram game isn't very strong,
so I feel like I'm in the game for some butt pads.
What you don't know is, Link,
I've been wearing 'em all day.
- Oh, snap.
Wow.
Okay.
Wow.
- [Rhett] Yeah, I mean that's the way I like it.
That's the way I like it.
- [Link] Very perky.
- You got a problem with it?
- I don't have an opinion on it.
I'm gonna abstain from even having an opinion.
- I just gained 500 followers by just doing this.
- Don't rub it with your own hand.
- [Rhett] But the thing is I--
- Don't do that.
Don't do that.
- It's not my actual butt, I'm just rubbing the pad.
Just rubbin' the pad.
- Can you not rub the pad?
Is it giving you some sort of confidence or?
- It gives me lots of confidence
and it's like I walk down to grocery aisle like this
and people are like, he's been squatting.
- [Link] I don't know.
- [Rhett] This gives me the shape that I need.
- To what?
- To have confidence.
- Okay, good.
You know, whatever powers your boat.
- And you know what?
And if I'm in an amusement park and I'm in line
and somebody gets a little too close to me, I just,
I give him a little bit, I give him a little bit of that.
Hey, back off, buddy roll, back off.
Don't get too close to me.
I'm on Space Mountain right now.
I'm gonna ride this by myself.
- So you wanna back up buddy rolls at amusement parks?
- [Rhett] Yeah.
- How much do these cost?
- These are $15.
They feel great and I feel like I could go
on a long bike ride.
- It's like carrying a cushion around with you
in the place where it matters the most.
- I could ride horseback.
- You could go bare back on a horse.
- Well, no, because my actual bare butt doesn't have
this kind of padding.
- Oh, well, you'd have pants, you'd have clothes on.
- I'm not naked, the horse is naked.
I get it.
- Well that's what bare back is.
- Bare back, yeah.
Trust me, I didn't understand.
- You know, bareback is not when you get naked on a horse.
What's your problem?
- Never thought about it.
(Link laughing)
- So did they meet your standard?
Do you recommend them?
- If you're looking for a little bit more cushion
in the backside area to impress your friends
and your Instagram followers,
I think this really gets the job done.
I mean, I think I look great.
I think I feel great.
I think you'll look and feel great, too.
- I think I'm staying out of it.
- A plus.
- Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing,
lazy people.
- You know what time it is.
- I'm Ruben from Brantford, Ontario.
This is my dog, Hunter.
We're having lots of fun.
Well, it's time to spend the Wheel of Mythicality.
- You can be lazy tomorrow and just sit there
and watch a brand new episode of "Good Mythical Crew"
on this channel every Saturday.
- Alex and Mike went to a Power Rangers convention.
- Yeah, they did.
- Click through to "Good Mythical More" where we have
two lazy products that we've invented.
We're gonna demonstrate for you.
- [Rhett] We're selling
Quentin Tarantino's toenail collection.
- Step right up, people or toenail enthusiasts.
- You think you've seen ugly feet?
- Oh, man.
- Get a load of these suckers.
- Yeah, these are the most cinematically nasty toenails.
They were in panoramic wide screen.
Lots of violence.
- Yeah.
- In these toenails.
- Lots of violence, unnecessary violence.
- Gratuitous.
- Just gratuitous, almost comical violence.
- But the dialogue is really great.
- Whoa, the conversations are incredible.
- Yeah, it's really cool.
- Royale with cheese, remember that? (chuckling)
It doesn't get any better than that.
- Taste that toenail, it's in there.
- Right in the cheese.
Toe cheese, toe cheese, royale with toe cheese.
You're gonna get the whole crowd.
You go to a basketball game.
Hey!
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Rock your body. ♪
- (laughing) Why was I singing this?