[Dunkey] Sup, dudes?
I'm a famous youtuber. So, yeah!
We're gonna win this one.
[Kid] Okay. Then what's your youtube channel called?
[Dunk] You've ever heard of "Jake Paul", kid?
[Kid 1] *laughing* [Kid 2] You're not Jake Paul!
[Dunk] Yep! It's really me, guys!
Jake Paul in da house!
[Kid 1] Yeah, I know it. Jake Paul-
[Kid 1] Yeah, I know it. Jake Paul- [Kid 2] What kind of (inaudible)
[Kid 1] ...Fortnite, because I-
[Dunk] It's always great to meet fans, you know!
Just six days ago, I was doing this week's gorilla prank on my girlfriend
[Kid 2] (whispering) He's a fake!
[Player] What the fuck?
[Player] Well! He's gonna die.
[intense music]
[Kid] Yeah, bro! Jake Paul!
[Player] Alright guys! Like I said, I don't play for fun.
I play to win
[Dunk] Yep! I'm the same exact way, man!
I only play to win.
[intense music]
[music stops]
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[music resumes]
[Kid] He didn't even noticed.
[music stops]
[Dunk] Damn! (laughing)
[Kid 1] Bro! You're- You're playing like Jake Paul, bro!
[Dunk] What is that supposed to mean?
[Kid 2] Jake Paul is ASS at Fortnite.
[Kid] What show you be watchin'?, You be watchin' Donald Duck?
[Dunk] No!
[Kid] Then, you should be watch-
*laughs* [Dunk] No!
[Dunk] I watch the Boss Baby
Show
[Kid] Not a show, but you know!
Hehh! Boss baby's a movie.
[Dunk] Ehh! Wrong!
It's called "Boss Baby: Back in Business"
It's on Netflix! So, you're dumb.
[Kid] It's a movie, dumbass!
[Dunk] Dude! You're gonna be so embarrassed when I put this on my "Jake Paul" youtube channel.
[Kid] Ye- ye- Yeah!
You're not frickin' Jake paul!
[Player] Someone's coming!
[Fluppy] Ok!
[Leah] Woo!
*laughing*
[Fluppy] Alright! We're good.
*Leah laughing*
[Dunk] Anybody got a mic?
*Dog Barking*
[Dunk] Oh! Hey, man! What's going on?
So. Where do you guys wanna drop?
*Dog Barking Twice*
[Dunk] Okay.
Fluppy? What the fuck is that abomination?
How much money did he spend on that?
[Fluppy] Ok!
If he says anything in the triple digits, I'm leaving!
I'm just gonna kick him.
It's probably up there
OHHH!!!
[Dunk] Are you guys good at Fortnite?
[Kid] I don't know how to barely play.
*Dunkey's laughing*
[Kid] Well! See you later, alligators!
[Dunk] See ya!
[Leah] What? Are you leaving?
[Kid] No!
*Leah's laughing*
[Player] Yo, dog! Why are you just shooting random stuff?
[intense music]
[Player] What's up with this guy?
[Dunk] Follow me! I'm the number one ranked player in the world.
*Teammate laughing*
[intense music]
[Player] Oh, wow!
Oh, man!
Oh! He did it again!
This dude is unstoppable!
[Dunk] Ooh, there it goes!
Utilizing the power of the mystic jewels
I'll be able to make Fortnite 2!
And then, I'll-
He- Get- Get away from that!
It's mine!
This time! It's all mine, baby!
It's just me and the glove.
..and THAT guy!
and another guy shooting
and a forth guy.
Infinity War sucks!
Oh, shit! No!
Wait, wait, wa- Ah-!
[punch]
Hit me!
Whop!
It did!
Right?
Ah?
Dead?
Yeah! Excuse me! You had your turn, Ok? *Mine! - Seagulls from Finding Nemo*
It's my turn to be Mr. Thanos, now!
[Thanos] The end... is near.
[Dunk] The end is near for Fortnite.
If it keeps coming up with these stupid-ass game modes.
Do you guys know how to get the "Thanos Gun"?
[Kid] The Thanos GUN?
[Dunk] Yeah!
[Kid 2] It's a GUN???
[Kid 1] It's the Thanos. It's- Hmm.
[Kid 1] Infinity Gauntlet, yep. [Dunk] The Thanos Gun.
[Kid 1] The Infinity Gauntlet? [Kid 2] There's no gun.
[Dunk] No. It's called the "Thanos Gun".
It turns you into Thanos
from... Uh...
Spider-Man.
[Kid 2] No! It's a- It's a-
[Dunk] NO.
[Player] Bayyyyyybeeee!
Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay-
[Dunk] Dude! Shut up!
[Player] Bayyyyyybeeee!
Bay!
[Dunk] Shut up!
[Player] Bay! *laughing*
(Starts repeating "baby" faster and Dunkey is getting angry)
[Dunk] Hey, blue! Come over here, man!
(The guy who was saying "Baby")
I wanna give you this good weapon I found.
*Dunkey laughing*
[intense music]
[Kid] GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT!
[Kid] I'm gonna try to connect my controller.
♪ Crew's Quarters Theme - MGS 2 ♪
[Dunk] He doesn't know.
[Player] I'm gonna check if no one is coming here.
[Dunk] Eh?
Uh-oh.
♪ Crew's Quarters Theme - MGS 2 ♪
[Dunk] Alright.
I just got 2 kills.
[Kid] No
I got the kills
but, ok...
[Dunk] I think I hear something over here.
Alright! I got 3 kills now.
[Kid] I...
I got the 3 kills.
[Dunk] One second! I'm gonna put this on my Youtube channel.
[Kid] Look at the top right
It says you have no kills.
[Dunk] Purple if you could- [Purple] I'm not-
Purple, if you could just...
Just shush for a minute.
I'm gonna put this on my Youtube channel
Fortnite...Triple Kill... (Typing)
...Jake Paul.
Okay.
[Purple] Oh!
[Dunk] Well! What's going on, Youtube?
[Purple] Shut up!
[Dunk] Kill No. 5!
[Purple] Kill No. 5?
I like how I got them.
[Dunk] Oh my god!
please
Behind the tree!
Yes, yes... He's no match against the tree!
I'm Killin' him, I'm killin' him!
I'm gonna...
Whh...
I got the...
I got the... Power Paw™!
[Buzz Lightyear] To infinity... and beyond! [Dunk] Oh my god, I did it!
♪ Final Fantasy IV - Boss Battle Theme ♪
*Laughing Evilly*
Yes, the power!
Now, I will wipe out half of the people playing!
What?
He can't even fit through the door?
Yeah, I quit.
Thanos sucks!
Eh, it's so great to be here, so great. ♪ Seinfeld theme song ♪
What a great audience. Hey!
What do you call it when you play Fortnite during the daytime?
[Player] Fort-day?
...
[Dunk] Yeah, I'm out out of here-
[Kid] I'm- I'm amazing with the rocket.
[Dunk] Listen, man.
I'll give you the rocket, but you have to promise me that you're good with it.
[Kid] Yeah! I'm like...really good, with the rocket launcher.
Stand in front of me. Someone stand in front of me.
And jump on my count.
1
2
3
Jump.
Oh, crap!
♪ Seinfield Theme - Sega Genesis Remix ♪
[OUTRO] ♪ Seinfield Theme - Sega Genesis Remix ♪