>>> I MEAN, WE CAN LAUGH AT IT NOW.
>> THAT'S OUR FAVORITE STORY. >> SO GOOD.
>> CAN I GET ANYONE A DRINK? >> REAL QUICK, HEY, JUST SO YOU
KNOW, I JUST GOT TO SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INVITING US.
I KNOW WE JUST MOVED INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD BUT IT'S NICE TO
HAVE COMPANY AROUND THE HOLIDAYS.
>> YES, YOU ALL HAVE BEEN SO WELCOMING.
>> DON'T MENTION IT. THAT'S WHAT NEIGHBORS ARE FOR.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME HERE ANY TIME. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> CLEARS TO OUR NEW NEIGHBORS. >> CHEERS!
>> CHEERS! >> NOW WE'RE TALKING.
WHO PUT THIS ON? >> THIS SONG SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
WHO IS THIS AGAIN? >> I DON'T NEGOTIATION IT'S ON
SHUFFLE. >> YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THIS YET?
IT'S WEEZER'S COVER OF "." IT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
>> WEEZER? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE STILL A
BAND. >> WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN,
RICK? THEY JUST SET A RELEASE DATE FOR
THE FREAKING "BLACK" ALBUM. I MEAN, THEY'RE PLAYING NEW
YEAR'S ROCKING EVE. COME ON, WEEZER!
>> OH, OKAY. >> HA.
SO YOU CALL YOURSELF A WEEZER FAN?
>> BABY, PLEASE, IT'S CHRISTMAS. >> NO, NO, NO, I'M JUST ASKING
HIM A QUESTION. SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE INTO THAT NEW
STUFF? >> DAMN STRAIGHT.
I THINK THEY'RE DOING SOME REAL COOL THINGS RIGHT NOW.
>> HMM. ♪ BABY BE COOL ♪
>> I'M JUST GETTING TO KNOW OUR NEIGHBORS.
SO YOU CLAIM TO BE A WEEZER FAN EVEN THOUGH REAL WEEZER FANS
KNOW THAT THEY HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD ALBUM SINCE "PINKERTON."
IN '96. >> UH-OH,
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A PURIST IN THE HOUSE.
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN WITH THIS.
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? >> WHAT'S HAPPENING IS THAT
WEEZER PUT OUT TWO PERFECT ALBUMS, "BLUE" AND "PINKERTON,"
AND THE REST HAVE BEEN PRETTY CORNY.
>> WELL, THAT'S YOUR OPINION, BUT ME, I'M RIDE OR DIE.
>> FOR WEEZER? >> THEY'VE BEEN TRASH SINCE
2001, SON. >> WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT, THEN
YOU AIN'T GONNA LIKE WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY.
>> THEN PLEASE DON'T SAY IT. >> "PORK AND BEANS" IS BETTER
THAN "BUDDY HOLLY." >> OH!
OH, I'M SORRY, DWRURM. YOU'RE DUMB.
MARTIN, TELL HIM HE'S DUMB! >> IS THIS SOMETHING PEOPLE CARE
ABOUT? >> NO, NO, IT ISN'T.
>> WAIT, LET ME GUESS, YOU ONLY LISTENED TO THE FIRST TWO
RECORDS? >> HEY, MAN, I'LL GO ALL THE WAY
I GO ALL THE WAY UP TO THREE NOW.
>> OH, YES, OF COURSE. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE
RIGHT NOW? YOU SOUND LIKE "OH, HEY I'M
STUCK IN 1994. HIGH SCHOOL'S AWESOME!"
WHY DON'T YOU GROW THE HELL UP. LISTEN TO "RADITUDE," LISTEN TO
"PACIFIC DAYDREAMS." >> YOU CAN'T CALL "PACIFIC
DAYDREAM." THAT'S NOT MUSIC, MAN.
>> YOU KNOW, NO OFFENSE, BUT BURN IN HELL, ALL RIGHT?
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT RIVERS IS GOING THROUGH RIGHT
NOW. [ GLASS BREAKING ]
>> BITCH! RIVERS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT
RIVERS IS GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW!
I KNOW MORE ABOUT RIVERS THAN HE KNOWS ABOUT HIMSELF!
>> ALL RIGHT, I'M GATHERING THAT RIVERS MIGHT BE A GUY IN WEEZER?
>> LOOK, CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE THAT WEEZER IS THE BEST BAND OF
ALL TIME? >> YES!
>> NO! >> NO!
>> AND THEN BECAME THE WORST BAND OF ALL TIME!
>> DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO "MEMORIES"?
>> YOU ARE A GROWN-ASS MAN! YOU BRINGING UP STUFF FROM
EARLY? >> IT WAS IN "JACK AS 3D."
>> WEEZER DIED WHEN MATT SHARP LEFT.
>> WEEZER DIDN'T START UNTIL SCOTT SHRINER GOT THERE!
>> OH, YOU TRYIN' TO DIE. >> BABY, CALM DOWN!
I WON'T TESTIFY THIS TIME. >> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT BAND I
ALWAYS LIKED? YELLOW CARD.
>> YOU KNOW, NO OFFENSE, TAMMY, BUT DRINK MY BLOOD.
>> IS THAT A WEEZER REFERENCE? >> NO, NO, THAT IS A TODD
ORIGINAL. YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
I CAME HERE TONIGHT. >> YEAH, NEITHER DO WE.
>> NO ONE TECHNICALLY INVITED YOU.
>> OH, CAN IT, DORK. MARTHA, NO OFFENSE, YOUR
NEIGHBORS SUCK AND I'M GLAD WE'RE DIVORCED.
BUT IF YOU WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH ME --
>> I DON'T. >> BUT IF YOU DO WANT TO GET
BACK TOGETHER WITH ME, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
>> DON'T SAY IT! ♪ LIVING IN BEVERLY HILLS ♪
>> I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT SONG. ♪♪♪