>> WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS.
>> DO YOU SMELL THAT, DEMARCO? >> YEAH.
IT'S A BIG FAT PIECE OF DOG CRAP.
>> I'M SORRY, WHAT? I'VE BEEN IN THIS ROOM FOR TWO
HOURS AND NO ONE WILL TELL ME WHAT I DID.
>> SHUT UP, PUNK, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
>> I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU. YOU DISGUST ME.
>> LAST NIGHT, SEVEN PM, RING ANY BELLS?
>> YEAH, I WAS ON A DATE WITH THIS NEW GIRL I'M SEEING.
CALL HER. SHE'LL TELL YOU.
>> NO NEED. WE'VE GOT THE SECURITY FOOTAGE
FROM YOUR LITTLE DATE RIGHT HERE.
>> AND IT'S GONNA HELP PUT YOU AWAY FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
ROLL IT, SANTANGELLI. >> SO WHAT'S BEEN YOUR FAVORITE
MOVIE THIS YEAR? MINE WAS "LA LA LAND," HANDS
DOWN. >> REALLY?
I MEAN, IT WAS GOOD, BUT I THOUGHT IT KINDA DRAGGED IN THE
MIDDLE. >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR
YOURSELF YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> "LA LA LAND" IS A PERFECT
FILM! >> WHOA, OKAY.
I MEAN, I LIKED IT, I JUST THOUGHT THERE WERE TOO MANY
MONTAGES IN THE MIDDLE. >> THAT'S HOW YOU SHOW THE
PASSAGE OF TIME YOU DUMB MOTHER --
>> DeMARCO, DeMARCO. >> SORRY, I JUST --RYAN GOSLING
DIDN'T LEARN PIANO FROM SCRATCH SO SOME LITTLE PRICK
COULD COME AND NITPICK. >> LISTEN MR. SHAH, WE'RE ON
YOUR SIDE. JUST HELP US UNDERSTAND WHY YOU SAID WHAT YOU
DID ABOUT THIS GORGEOUS MUSICAL. >> I DUNNO, I MEAN, I LIKED IT,
IT WAS FUN, THE SINGING WAS GOOD.
WELL, I MEAN I JUST DIDN'T LIKE THINK IT WAS LIKE AMAZING
SINGING. >> THAT'S THE EFFING POINT!
>> THEY'RE JUST REGULAR PEOPLE FALLING IN LOVE AND SINGING.
>> AND THEY WEREN'T SINGING TO A TRACK.
NO THEY WERE ACTUALLY REALLY SINGING ON THE DAY.
>> I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU SING ON THE DAY, YOU DUMB SACK OF CRAP!
>> NOW I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE.
I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE, ALL RIGHT?
>> A BLOODY WOMAN? >> OH SORRY, THAT'S FROM OUR
OTHER CASE. WHAT DO YOU SEE NOW? >> THAT'S A GOLDEN GLOBE.
>> YEAH. IT IS.
NOW TELL ME WHY WOULD A BAD MOVIE WIN SEVEN OF THESE?
>> I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE IF YOU DON'T LIKE "LA LA LAND",
HUH? WHAT DO YOU LIKE IF YOU DON'T
LIKE "LA LA LAND"? >> I DUNNO, I GUESS "MOONLIGHT"?
>> OH, "MOONLIGHT." SO GOOD.
>> YES "MOONLIGHT." SO GOOD.
SO IMPORTANT. >> DID YOU GUYS SEE IT?
>> OH, YOU KNOW, NO. BUT I WANT TO.
>> I JUST CAN'T GET MYSELF TO GO.
>> YEAH, JUST CAUSE I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A WHOLE THING.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN A WHOLE THING?
>> DON'T TRY AND TURN THIS ON US, YOU SICK PERVERT.
>> PERVERT? LISTEN, I LIKED THE MOVIE.
I JUST DIDN'T LOVE IT! IT'S A WHOLE MOVIE ABOUT JAZZ
AND THERE'S NO BLACK PEOPLE IN IT!
>> OH, HUH, WEIRD. SANTANGELLI, I DIDN'T REALIZE
JOHN LEGEND WAS WHITE. >> YEAH, WEIRD, DEMARCO.
LAST TIME I CHECKED JOHN LEGEND WAS BLACK.
>> COME ON, GUYS. >> AND SANTANGELLI, I DIDN'T
REALIZE THAT THE COUPLE ON THE BRIDGE WAS ALSO WHITE?
>> OH, YEAH, DeMARCO. I COULD HAVE SWORN THEY WERE
BLACK. HE WAS BLACK.
SHE WAS BLACK. >> OH WAIT, I DON'T REMEMBER A
BRIDGE SCENE. THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WHEN I FEEL
ASLEEP. >> I'M SORRY.
YOU WHAT? >> I FELL ASLEEP FOR JUST LIKE A
SEC. >> TELL ME YOU SAW THEM DANCING
IN THE SKY. >> WHAT?
>> TELL ME YOU SAW THEM DANCING IN THE SKY.
>> I DON'T THINK SO. WAS THAT LIKE A HUGE PLOT POINT?
>> NO, IT'S JUST LOVELY. AND THAT'S OKAY.
>> NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PLOT.
GOD. >> I JUST LIKED "MANCHESTER BY
THE SEA". >> HEY, NEWS FLASH.
YOU CAN LIKE THEM BOTH! >> EXCUSE ME OFFICERS, I HAVE
ANOTHER ONE. MIND IF I PUT HIM IN HERE?
>> YEAH, YEAH, GO AHEAD. >> HEY MAN.
>> WHAT'S UP, MAN? >> HEY, YOU DIDN'T LIKE "LA LA
LAND" EITHER? >> NAH, I DIDN'T LIKE
"WESTWORLD." TOO SLOW.
I THOUGHT THE FINALE COULD HAVE BEEN THE PREMIERE.
[ BOTH SHOUT ] >> THEY HAD TO BUILD UP TO THAT!