-This next guest is one of our best friends,
and we're so happy to have him visiting again.
Please welcome back to the show, from "Sesame Street",
one of our favorite monsters --
Elmo, everybody.
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♪♪
-♪ Do they really wanna go, go ♪
♪ Do they really wanna stay, go ♪
♪ Do they really wanna go ♪
♪♪
-Hey, buddy.
-That kind of hurt.
-Nice to see you. -Hi, everybody.
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It's so good to see you.
-Yeah, Elmo, you're back.
-It's so good to see you, too, Mr. Fallon.
-Oh, I love you so much, Elmo. You're my favorite, buddy.
How you doing?
-Elmo's good.
-Yeah, I heard that you just went to the --
-But how can Elmo top Ms. Jennifer Hudson, huh?
-Oh.
That was phenomenal, right?
Yeah, beautiful, right?
-And to sing like that?
That is wonderful.
-Can you sing like that, Elmo?
-No.
[ Laughter ]
-I figured I'd ask, I don't know.
-Well, Elmo was going to try to say something, but no, no.
-OK, OK, no problem. I don't want to --
I don't want to make you -- I know you're shy.
-No, it's OK. It's, uh --
What was -- What was that beautiful song she sang?
-It was... -"His Eye is on the Sparrow".
-"His Eye is on the Sparrow". -Oh.
-♪ His eye is on the sparrow ♪
-Hey, that was --
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Elmo, that's beautiful.
[ Laughs ]
-♪ And he watches over me ♪
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[ Band plays ]
-Elmo actually said "me." Elmo never says "me."
-No. -Only in song.
-Oh, yeah, only in song, right?
-Only in song. -Elmo always says Elmo.
-Yes. -Hey, Elmo.
-Yes, yes, yes. -I want to know about this.
Did you go to the White House? You were just at the --
-Yeah, baby.
[ Laughter ]
-Elmo, what happened at the White House?
It was an Easter egg?
-Oh yeah, it was Easter egg roll.
Have you ever done that before?
-I've never done Easter egg roll.
-Why not? You've been deprived.
-Well, no. I've had an egg roll before at a Chinese restaurant.
-[ Laughs ]
[ Audience laughs ]
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-You need your writers.
-All right, look, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do, I do.
-You really need your writers.
-OK. What? Alright, thank you.
[ Laughter ]
It's not that funny.
-Hey -- -No, but Elmo got to meet
the president for the first time.
-Oh. my God, that must have been exciting.
-It was really cool.
But Elmo kind of like, ate his face.
-What happened? -Yeah, well Elmo did this.
Come here, come here. Elmo did like this.
-Yeah. -And then Elmo yelled out,
"Where's the Secret Service when you need them?"
-[ Laughs ]
-Really? -No, he said it was --
Ms. Michelle Obama said it was OK.
-Oh, she said it was OK. -Yeah, yeah.
-All right. Good, good, good. Elmo, you know,
I just want to say, I saw you on an episode of "Top Chef".
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and Elmo saw you on it, too.
-You did? You saw me? -Yeah, Elmo saw you, too.
-I was -- Yeah, I was. -Elmo saw you, too.
-All right. -You did, yeah.
It was fun. -It was really fun, right?
-I saw you -- -It was all about cookies,
but Elmo kind of wanted something else,
because Elmo's kind of a connoisseur.
-Oh, that's a big word for you.
-Well, Elmo got that from his mommy and daddy.
-Aww, very nice. Now what did --
Did you have fun on that show?
-Yeah, it was really cool. -Yeah.
-And what's that pretty model's name? That lady?
-Padma. -Hubba hubba.
-Alright, wait. Elmo, alright, OK.
-Hubba hubba.
-Hey, Elmo. -Yeah.
-There's a new DVD out today that I'm really enjoying.
-What is that woman doing down there?
-She's --
-What were you doing down there?
-Elmo. -What is she --
-Elmo. -What is she doing down there?
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-Elmo, no.
-Hey, wait a minute. Come here, lady.
-No. Elmo, Elmo, come back. Elmo, get back here.
-Lady. Hey, lady, lady. -Elmo.
-Are you OK?
Are you OK?
-You're OK. OK, she's OK.
-OK, thank you.
-She's OK.
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-I mean, do you do that -- do you do that
to a lot of your staff here?
-No, no, no.
Not everyone sits on the floor.
-Oh, look, there's other people over there.
-There's a lot of people sitting on the floor.
That's what happens. -Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you want to talk about that. OK.
-Well, I've got this new DVD --
-Ok, but Elmo can't be out here when you talk about it.
-It's a really fun that I'm really into.
Now, this is -- -You have no money in there.
-It's about -- It's about traveling --
-Do they pay you here?
-Yeah, they pay me a lot of money.
-Mr. Lorne Michaels, do you pay him?
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, uh... -OK, go ahead, talk about it.
-Not enough. Yeah. Here we go. We have this, it's --
This is about road trips. -Yes.
-And going on road trips.
Has Elmo ever gone on a road trip?
-Yes, Elmo has. -You have?
-Yeah, it's a lot of fun. -It is?
-Oh, you're OK, she got it.
[ Laughter ]
She got it.
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-He's 3 years old, you guys.
-No, but, yeah, Elmo goes on a road trip.
It's really cool. -Yeah?
-Yeah, but the problem is, Elmo has to go
to the bathroom a lot.
-Oh no, no, no.
-So it takes us a lot longer to get where we need to go.
-You know, there's a song on the DVD that I --
that would be -- it's called "Go Before You Go".
-Yes. -Do you --
Do you know that song? -Elmo's trying to remember it.
-Oh. [ Laughs ]
[ Upbeat music plays ]
-Do you remember? -No.
-OK.
[ Vocalizing ]
See, Elmo doesn't -- -[ Laughs ]
[ Vocalizing ] You go!
♪ When you go ♪ Something like that.
-Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good.
-Is that OK? -Yeah.
-That was embarrassing.
-No, no.
-I mean, it was really embarrassing.
-Well, no, Elmo --
-I mean, if anybody should know it, Elmo should.
-No, Elmo should have came to the rehearsal.
[ Laughter ]
[ Crowd gasping ]
[ Laughter ]
-Get away from Elmo. -No, Elmo.
-Get away from Elmo. -No, I'm joking.
-Come on back, I'm kidding.
-Don't touch Elmo. -Elmo, I love you, I'm joking.
[ Laughter ]
-Well, they gave it to Elmo, but Elmo forgot.
It was a long time ago.
-Oh, no, I know. It's no big deal, Elmo.
We'll just take that out. -Yeah, right.
You just said it to everybody on national television,
Elmo didn't know the song.
You're not coming to "Sesame Street" anymore.
-Wait, Elmo.
Talking about?
-Supposed to wish you can come, but you're not coming.
-Elmo, listen to me. Elmo
-You can't come. No!
-Elmo!
Elmo.
-What?
-Don't be afraid. -What camera is that?
Camera one?
[ Laughter ]
Elmo does not love Jimmy Fallon anymore.
We have 30 seconds.
[ Laughter ]
You have 30 seconds.
-Elmo, Elmo, Elmo, let me talk for a second.
-OK, go ahead and talk.
-Now you have this -- you've been on road trips.
It's fun, then you have a problem going to the bathroom.
-Yes. -When you go --
Elmo, look at me.
-No!
-You're being -- Elmo, you're being bratty.
Elmo, you're being -- [ Laughs ]
Elmo, you're being a brat. You're being a little bit
of a brat, now. Are you sorry?
-No. [ Sniffles ]
-Aww.
[ Crowd goes "aww" ]
-Yeah, baby, go ahead, go ahead. Give it to Elmo.
[ Laughter ]
-Alright, look, you guys, Elmo has a gift.
Everyone is going to go home with his great new DVD.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's right! He's the best!
We love you so much, Elmo!