- Are you-- - The man who cheated death?
- Oh, thank God.
(Jordan laughs)
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- A few weeks back I reviewed Archer for the first time
and got a ton of requests to review it again.
Even after calling Pam a nurse and Krieger a doctor.
He can't do that. He just smacked the nurse!
- Why won't you let me help you!
- This doctor wants to give them an opportunity.
I'm sorry. I told you I haven't seen the show before.
So today, per your request,
we're taking another crack at it
and diving into more medical madness,
and injuries from Archer.
But before we get into it, if you're new to my channel,
welcome, my name is Dr. Jordan Wagner. I'm an ER doctor.
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All right, let's dive right in.
- But chemotherapy, it's kind of a breeze.
- Yeah, that's my point.
- Chemotherapy is like a cytotoxic kind of chemical,
where it's trying to kill rapid dividing cells.
- Two weeks of chemo with no hair loss
and you're not experiencing any nausea?
- Cancers are rapid dividing cells,
so that's why it's targeting that.
But your hair is also
another type of cell that is rapid dividing.
So that's why people typically lose their hair.
Side effects of not feeling well, nauseous, vomiting.
And it actually even affects, like,
your white blood cells, your red blood cells,
so that we actually test your blood
and they can give you shots that actually
increase production of those cell lines.
(Archer speaks Portuguese)
- Nausea or or for Cannabidiol's clinically-proven
ability to inhibit cancer cell growth?
- Some people who are undergoing chemotherapy
with bad nausea will actually use cannabis
to help with their nausea
and to increase appetite stimulation.
- It does that?
- Yep and if you need more, let me know.
I got a guy.
- Me too Krieger, he's called a pharmacist.
- Yeah. - The right side of his chest,
it looks like he has something.
So it could be a port. Basically is a central IV line
tunneled over top of the clavicle,
and it goes right into the internal jugular vein.
After awhile, that skin becomes, like, insensate,
so it doesn't hurt anymore.
And you stick specific needles right into this diaphragm,
that soft and boom, you'd go right in.
So you can give medications.
You can even draw blood off of it.
So, people who are undergoing chemotherapy,
don't have to continue to get stuck in their arms
all day long every day. It's a horrible experience.
- And is he the same pharmacist
who gave you all these chemo drugs?
- Well, he sure didn't give it to me.
I mean, you would not believe how much
cancer medicine costs.
Those pills are like 80 bucks each
and the Ivy stuff is literally two grand to bag.
- Chemo therapy medications are super crazy expensive.
And if you have insurance, usually it's covered,
but it's still really expensive,
but there are facilities out there that provide assistance.
- So why the hell are you poking a hole in my bag, Krieger!
- Because I want to run a few tests.
And so, if the reagent turns blue...
- [Archer] But what does that mean? Is that good?
- No, it means this $80 pill is 100% sucrose.
- What?
- Sugar.
- I know what sucrose is, idiot,
- What?
- but there's medicine in there too. Right?
- Uh, no.
- Wait, so I've been treating my breast cancer
with sugar pills?
- How does he really know that they're not working?
Typically you would end up getting, like, an MRI,
an image to see if it's shrinking or going down.
If you're not really having the side effects
of such an intense medication,
maybe in the medications not working.
- Well, maybe you're in love. She's just in need.
- Of what?
- Of money! She's broke.
- So what you saying, she's...
- Using you! You dumb idiot.
- Oh.
(Archer slurps drink)
Doesn't matter. - What?
- Because I am crazy about her.
- I was afraid you'd say that.
- Why? Ow!
- Oh no! Oh no. - Why are you doing that?
- You do not inject through the clothes like that,
with a needle and syringe like that,
but you could use an epinephrin pen
to inject directly through your clothes, through your jeans;
no other real other medication you typically do that with.
- Hello! - What is that?
- Fish paralyzer. - Fish paralyzer?
- Hey. - Boom!
(crashing dishes*)
- Okay. He's out.
How's Krieger doing?
- Not great.
- Yes he is! - Oh no!
Krieger!
- So that didn't take long, huh?
- Uh, I dunno.
- That was rhetorical. - Oh no!
- Okay, Krieger!
- Yes! What? - What are you doing?
- Uh uh uh...
- What's next? - Okay.
Que visual. - Roger.
- The sedation has worn off.
(film beeping)
- Oh, there's my love.
- Cool. They put electrodes in his head.
And for, Ah! So disturbing.
His eyeballs fixed open,
which ophthalmologists have to do
when they're doing surgeries.
So your eyelids don't close naturally.
And then of course the fake doctor in the back
is rubbing his nipples.
- Commence the Modified Ludovico!
- Commencing the Modified Ludovico!
(the woman screeches)
- Aaghh! Ugh, horrible woman!
- That's Malory Archer. You love her.
- No no no!
- You wouldn't want to marry her?
- No, no, please, - Oh!
I see what they're trying to do.
- please, make it stop.
- Okay.
- Uh, what do I do? What do I do?
- [Archer] Just hit tab!
- Oh.
- So they're forcing, like, subliminal messaging
and measuring his output and different things like that,
forcing him to watch.
So, he has a bad correlation with Archer's mom.
(Trexler sighs in relief)
- Okay. It's over and
you're sure you don't want to marry that woman.
- Oh God. No.
- Yeah, so, I think that's a little bit of an
abuse of their intelligence skills in this situation,
but really funny and the question is
has the government done that before.
Let me know what you think in the comments.
- For the first time in my life, I'm in love
and nobody, especially mother is going to ruin that for me.
- Uh oh. - You're serious aren't you?
- What else, I quit drinking for her.
(Jordan laughs) (Archer slurps drink)
- Not so much.
- Ah! Just that one.
I'm scared if I stop all at once,
the cumulative hangover will literally kill me.
(Jordan laughs)
- Well, if you truly love Ms. Casanova,
I'd like for you to have this.
- [Archer] Whoa. - Whoa, nice big rock.
He's saying, well, if he doesn't drink,
he's gonna have the worst hangover.
Well, it doesn't really work that way.
If you're an alcoholic or a daily drinker,
just not labeled an alcoholic,
your body then becomes dependent on the alcohol.
So when you take it away,
the receptors in your body just go haywire
and you actually go into withdrawals.
And typically alcohol withdrawals include tachycardia,
hypertension, so, high heart rate, high blood pressure,
you could have nausea, vomiting,
you can also have hallucinations.
And then the issue ends up being,
do you now get off the alcohol or do you go back to it
and then have to run the rollercoaster again
if this ever happens again.
- Whoa! Okay. Let's get a little hot and heavy in here.
- See, I knew you wanted to blow--
(gunshots)
- Ah! - Whoa!
- Sorry. That was inappropriate.
(Jordan laughs)
Although, so was the response.
- Drop the weapon, drop it!
- They shot him?
- Here.
- You are crazy, they'll kill us.
- Uh-uh. Empty. - What!
- [Cop] Last warning!
- [Archer] Those are three-fifty-seven, ow, Ruger sixes.
- They each fired six. - Wow, he's pretty good.
- How did you count them?
- I'm just super good at that.
(Jordan laughs)
Oh my God. Maybe I am autistic.
- Autism is on a spectrum.
You can have very mild versus very intense and severe,
but it's all related to the, pretty much,
like the nervous system and development there.
But sometimes you're actually
brilliant in certain other aspects
of higher thinking and learning
because he's so skilled at knowing
the type of gun, the bullet, how it sounds and the amounts,
that he made the joke saying he might be autistic.
- Okay you dirty-ass. That's it.
(guns clicking)
- Oh! See, they're out.
- Que? Oh, I'm sorry.
- Hey, let us go.
(Jordan laughs)
You got our first aid kit, the radio out of the truck
so you can monitor the police--
- I dunno, the police band is working,
but now the eight-track is--
(Chuy imitating static)
- Why would we need the eight-track?
(Archer coughs)
- Oh no! Archer!
What's going on, man.
So the only reason you'd be coughing up blood,
if you punctured injured your lungs,
he would also have difficulty breathing.
Typically if you're shot in the back there,
you're always worried about your spinal cord.
You're always worried about your kidneys
and then any organ system,
typically any hollow organ, if you perforate,
then you're gonna have intestinal juices.
You actually need to go to the operating room
and get what we call washed out,
where the surgeon opens you up and just,
like, basically does a house cleaning
on the inside of your body.
- Okay. Here it comes.
You just got to relax. Let it go in your mouth.
Ff-ff- ffrasinglrrgllrg...!
(Archer gurgling)
- Archer?
- Wait a minute. I dunno,
I think I'd wanna not get the fluid into my mouth
because either you're going to swallow it
or you're actually gonna choke on it
and aspirate it into your lungs.
All right. Looks like Archer's now unconscious.
- I know. Ray, now!
- Come on, hurry! - Go, go, go, go!
- Move! Scarlet Letter O'Whora!
- C'mon, hang on Archer, two minutes! Your brain can--
almost spare that!
(Jordan laughs)
- If you have a cardiac arrest and you...
you die and your heart stops and you stop breathing.
You have, about like, seven to eight minutes of oxygen
still left in your body.
If you're unhealthy and you have a lot of medical problems,
it's a lot shorter than that.
Three minutes maybe, four minutes.
She's saying two minutes.
It's actually probably a little longer than that.
- Here, Go, go, go, go, go. - I got him!
- Gotta be careful. Don't ascend too fast.
- [Cyril] Blow me, boom, nailed it.
(mechanical whirring) (rumbling)
- So I didn't know where they were going,
but if they're going straight up to the surface,
you gotta be really careful about assent up.
people who dive and do a scuba diving,
you can cause different types of trauma,
especially the bends.
So you gotta be able to slowly ascend up
or other problems are gonna happen.
(defibrillator charging)
- [Lana] Clear! - [Gillette] Clear!
(defibrillator zapping) (long high-pitched beep)
- Again! - Come on. He's dead.
- Let it go.
- [Lana] Clear! - [Gillette] Clear!
- All right. So they're doing it wrong.
(buzzer sounds)
(short high-pitched beep)
Okay. Well they saved him.
- Archer!
- So what do I mean by doing it wrong?
they're just doing right, left and right chest.
It doesn't work that way.
It's basically the right chest and the left flank.
You want to get electricity going through
and that's the energy that's happening, not straight across.
And you don't stack shots anymore.
They used to stack shocks, but now it's one shock CPR.
Do it for two minutes. Check the pulse.
Then if no pulse, and you have a shockable rhythm,
you do the shock again and then you do CPR.
- Are you-- - The man who cheated death?
- Oh, thank God.
(Jordan laughs)
- Sometimes, actually, you can
pop right out of these situations
and be like, oh, what happened?
I've even had myself where somebody literally,
I could see on the monitor, their heart stop,
they're still talking to me and then boom,
go out and then we're able to--
(Jordan imitates shocking sound)
shock and real quick.
Boom, right back out, got into normal sinus rhythm,
which is a normal heart rhythm.
And they were like, what the heck just happened?
They were dead.
But we got them right back.
These Archer clips were pretty good.
And some of them really hilarious today.
I enjoyed it. I can't wait to see more Archer clips.
Let me know in the comments, which ones I should check out.
Do you have a favorite TV show or movie
that features medical situations
that you want me to react to?
Let me know which shows or episodes in the comments below
or if I missed any Archer scenes
that I should check out for another video.
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Thank you so much for watching and stay healthy my friends.
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