Hi, I'm the Star Goddess, and here's how to spot a Pisces. It's actually pretty easy to
spot a Pisces, they're the guys in the back of the room quietly eying everybody in the
place, because they're the most sensitive sign of the zodiac. The men can be spotted
by the beards and rough scraggly fur on their face, as though putting on this rough exterior
is going to belay some of their sensitivity, much like Kurt Cobain. The woman have beautiful
large eyes turned up in the corners like Cyndy Crawford, and eyes like limpid pools of water
much like Elizabeth Taylor, although, they prefer to hide their eyes by buying great
big dark sunglasses. They have music in their soul ruled by the planet Neptune, and you
can always find them swaying to a beat like Harry Belafonte, and they have happy feet
much like Rudolph Nureyev, they have music in their soul, Handel and George Harrison,
and these guys are the martyrs of the zodiac, Tammy Faye Baker. You can usually find them
out hanging on a cross feeling sorry for themselves like Jesus, or volunteering their time in
an attempt to save the world. Because they are so sensitive, often times they like to
retreat from the world, and they have the most difficult times with drugs and alcohol,
and any other kind of escape tendencies. Although there aren't very many of them, you surely
can pick them out in a crowd with the beard, dark sunglasses, and the sad soulful look
on their face. So that's how you spot a Pisces, that's better living through astrology, I'm
Janet Sciales, the Star Goddess.