-Hey, congrats to you, by the way,
on having your baby, your beautiful baby.
-Thank you. -Oh, my gosh.
-Thank you.
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Yeah, she is --
-She is gorgeous.
-Thank you! As I showed you, her name is Katherine.
We call her Kit in the house. -Oh, that's cute.
-And I want to thank you
'cause you sent such a nice gift.
You sent a gift basket. -Yes.
-And in it was your amazing book, "Everything is Mama,"
which is -- not only is it a funny and great book,
but you made it not that long.
-[ Laughs ] That's not --
Yeah, just that's the only words I have in my little brain.
-No, no. -That's all I have.
'Cause it's like 10 words long. Yeah.
-'Cause when you're reading a book to your kid --
-Oh, yeah. You want to get in and get out.
-And they know when you skip a page, too.
-They call you on it, and they go, "Unh-unh."
-"Nuh-uh-uh-uh!" -Yeah. Exactly.
"'Everything is Mama,' not 'Everything is Short as Hell.'"
-[ Laughs ] Yeah. Exactly. They know when you skip it.
-And she's only 5 months old.
But you also gave her --
Jimmy sent over this great basket,
which I ripped open.
And in it, you also sent her these great pair
of pinstripe pajamas.
-Like old man pajamas. -Old man pajamas.
-'Cause usually with baby girls,
you get things that are, like, really pink or frilly
or covered in unicorns. -Yeah.
And you sent her these, like, very old-fashioned,
formal, pinstriped pajamas.
-But I will say, the picture,
was that not the cutest photo I've ever seen in my life?
-It's the cutest thing.
She looks like an old, billionaire man
in this little matching robe that's also pinstriped.
It's very serious.
-I just think it's cute
to dress a little baby up as, like, an old man.
-An old man. She looks like Hugh Hefner.
[ Laughter ]
When she wears it,
she looks like Hugh Hefner at the end of a night,
and I just need to give her her little pipe.
-Yeah.
This past weekend, did you watch the royal wedding?
Did you see that? -Yeah. I loved it.
-You did? -I loved it.
-Did you wake up at 4:00 in the morning
like a lot of people did and watch the whole thing?
-Yeah, I woke up. I missed the beginning,
but everyone was replaying it, and I truly loved it.
And I felt like maybe because I'm an actress
who lives in L.A. that I should have been invited to it.
And I felt like --
-You were mad that you didn't get invited?
-I was mad I wasn't invited
'cause I looked at the guest list,
and I was, like -- Actually, Jimmy, I felt like
you should be invited 'cause I saw the list,
and it was, like, Priyanka Chopra
and James Corden. -Yeah.
And I felt like we're synonyms for them.
[ Laughter ]
Like, right?
-Yes! We should --
-I just feel like we should have been there.
-We'd do whatever they want. Yeah.
We are synonyms of them.
-Then why were they invited and not us?
-Well, we went to the -- We got to go to the Met Gala.
-That was fun.
-Dude, you looked gorgeous, by the way.
Here's a picture of you at the Met Gala.
Look at that. -Thank you.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Your crown.
-This is why I like this show.
You just put up flattering photos of me.
-That's all I do all day long. -It's very nice.
-Look at the crown. Look at that.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Talking about the royal wedding.
I mean, you got the crown right there.
Come on! -It was a lot.
-I saw you for a second. -Yeah, I saw you.
-But you looked very handsome,
but I felt like I saw you and you were like, "Hey!"
and then you were gone like a puff of smoke.
Like, you were in, and you were --
Did you -- Did you take a -- -No, we were getting gonged.
We were getting -- You had to go to your seat.
-Oh, it's very formal. -People were yelling at me.
People wanted me to go sit down, so I saw you quickly,
and then we both had to, like, part.
-[ Laughing ] We both parted... -We both parted ways.
-...romantically, yes.
-Who were you sitting with?
-Okay, so, I sat
at a very glamorous table at the Met Ball.
I sat next to Black Panther himself, Chadwick Boseman.
-Oh, Chadwick Boseman's the best.
-Yeah. So cool. It was great.
But I also felt like I tried to make --
I don't know Chadwick at all.
He looked extremely handsome, as Black Panther does.
-Sure. -And he was sitting next to me.
And I felt like I kept kind of trying
to make it seem like we were together
'cause he didn't have a date.
So he was here, I was just like [Laughs haughtily]
Like, we had all these private jokes and things like that.
-Was he in on the jokes?
-No. No, he hated it.
[ Laughter ]
He thought it was weird, but I was, like, "Okay.
Whatever. I'm wearing a crown. Like, it's fine."
-Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Exactly.
-I felt like someone could look at us
and think, like, "Okay, he plays a king,
she looks que-- they're the king and queen
of some really bitchin' third-world country."
You know?
-Did you see Rihanna there?
-Oh, I saw. Yes.
-Yeah. Well, you were in the movie with her.
-I was in a movie with her. -"Ocean's 8." This is it.
-"Ocean's 8." Every pro has its cons.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Every pro has its cons.
-Every con has its pros. -Coming out June 8th.
-Coming out June 8th.
But the thing with Rihanna is that
she's so famous that I feel like whenever I see her,
I have to be like, "Oh, hi, Rihanna.
I'm Mindy. I was in a movie with you."
Because -- -You reintroduce yourself?
-I reintroduce myself to her.
-You re to Ri? You re to RiRi.
-[ Chuckling ] I re to RiRi.
And I think she seemed relieved that I did it.
-Oh, really? -Because she was like,
"Thank you. Thank you so much."
-"That's where I know you from." -And she was very nice.
-Uh, yeah.
Did you get that much time, filming the movie together,
to hang out with her?
-We did -- We had a -- Yeah, we had several scenes together.
-Who do you play in the movie, in "Ocean's 8"?
-I play a jeweler who knows a lot about jewels.
-Uh-huh. 'Cause it's about a jewelry heist.
-Yes. -Someone is trying to steal
a $150 million piece of jewelry at the Met Gala.
-At the Met Gala, no less. -Yeah.
-It's you and everybody. What a great cast.
But then you are a jewelry expert.
-Yeah, it's a lot of me with, like, an earpiece
being like, "The jewels are ready."
[ Laughter ] I never --
-How many times did you do this and say, "The jewels are ready"?
-So many times that, at a certain point --
You dream when you're a sitcom actress
that you have an earpiece and you're like,
"The jewels are ready"... [ Laughter ]
...that you just have someone to talk to.
Sometimes in scenes when I wasn't in,
I was like, "Got it, Chief."
-You were just putting your finger in your ear?
-You don't have anything in your ear.
-No, you have nothing in your ear.
-You're just doing it.
-But it must have been so fun with everybody
and Sandy and -- Sandy Bullock.
-Sandy Bullock. -The whole cast is --
Right? What more can you say?
-She's from "The Proposal."
-She is from -- You could say that.
She's from "The Proposal."
-She's from "Speed."
She's got that "Speed." -I know who Sandra Bullock is.
Yeah. She's got that "Speed" money.
-She's got that "Speed" money. -[ Laughs ]
She's got that "Proposal" money.
-I know. Yeah. Oh, and...
-"Miss Congeniality!" -"Miss Congeniality!"
That's exactly right! All right. Good. Yeah.
That -- Jinx.