♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
- (Finebros) Today you're playing this. - What is it? Oh.
I have been waiting for this moment.
- "Super Smash Bros for Wii U."
- Oh. I've heard a lot about this.
I've never played it though.
- I've had this since the GameCube.
This is my game.
- (Finebros) So you're gonna play tournament-style
against other reactors. - All right.
Depending on who I go up against, I think I'll win.
I think I'll win.
- I'm ready for 'em. From a zero to Master Yoda,
I'l like an Obi-Wan Kenobi at this game.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- Oh my god! I am gonna trash talk you, so... (sighs)
- You can trash-talk all you want, but you're gonna lose.
- I'm Pit because it's a spammy character,
and he doesn't know how to play on this,
so I'm just gonna spam until he dies.
- I'm Little Mac, 'cause Pit can't do [bleep] up close.
Oh, can we do this? Can we do boxing ring? - Yeah.
- Okay, let's do boxing. - Okay, we're doing that.
- (announcer) Go! - I'm scared! Run!
Let's see. Let's see.
- Okay, I'm gonna here a little more.
- Okay, okay. - Shoot my freaking arrows.
(mumbles) - Wait, hold on one second. One second.
(in game: chiming) You-- (laughs)
I just got an extra life 'cause she let me.
- I did not-- I did not see that.
- (laughs) - Oh, dang it.
(in game: battle cry)
God dang it. - I thought you were good at this game.
My boy, Little Mac.
We've been together since the Punch-Out!! days.
- (amused) Punch-Out!!
Oh [bleep]. Oh [bleep]. No-no-no-no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no!
- Did I miss? - Yes, you missed, I think.
- Ah, dang it. Argh, that's fine.
Oh, I got you with that though! Woo!
Come here, come here.
Boom! With the knockout punch!
It's over. I just won.
- I'm so sad. - You're not even gonna kill me.
It's over.
(Little Mac groans) Stop, stop, stop.
Oh, wrong way, wrong way. Come here.
Damn it.
Damn. No, no, no!
(button-mashing)
(Little Mac groans)
- (laughs) This is intense though.
Uh... yeah!
Oh! Aah! - (laughs hysterically)
So close! - That almost exploded on me.
But it doesn't matter 'cause I got four lives and you don't.
Woo!
Bah! Pull out the glock!
Who needs hands when you got guns?
- You can't hold a gun if you don't have hands, dumbass.
- (chuckles) Aw.
It's all right. Now!
- (announcer) Game! - Yeah!
- God damn it! - I called it too.
(screams) This isn't allowed.
I mean, that's what happens.
You were trash-talking and you couldn't back it up.
So how's that feel? How does that feel?
I get to hold this against her forever.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- Oh! I'm gonna kick your [bleep] so bad, boy!
- I'm just trying to keep myself contained.
Last time, me getting cocky is what got the best of me.
- This is not any other ordinary battle.
This is a battle for Ethan.
- Captain Falcon's the OG. Had him since Melee.
- When I took your mom out to dinner last night,
she was like, "You should be Kirby."
- Please Final Destination. Just Final Destination.
- ♪ (vocalizes "The Final Countdown") ♪
- That's "Final Countdown."
- All right, hang on, hang on. Let me get used to this.
Oh [bleep]. - Don't worry, I'm kind.
I'll let you figure out your moves. - All right, all right.
Charrrrge! Heh.
(in game: fighting sounds)
Yes!
(whispering) Yeah, bitch.
(Kirby yelps)
(chimes and explosion) Oh no.
I saw that one coming from a mile away.
(growling)
Oh-ho-ho, damn it.
Ohhh... - I have no idea what that does.
I don't know why I tried to pick that up.
- (holding "oh")
Ohhhhhh! Yes!!
- At least he doesn't know how to-- - Yeees!!
(in game: loud wallops)
(Kirby squeals) - No hammer for you. This is mine now.
- God damn it.
(in game: chiming) (Captain Falcon grunts)
Oh my god.
All right. It's go time right now. No time to mess around.
Oh!!! Ah!!! Come on!
Oh!!! Let's go.
(Captain Falcon grunts, Kirby yelps)
- Oh, I got it for her. Nice.
- Oh no. - (announcer) Game!
- Oh boy, get outta here. I'm so older than you.
(chuckles) - Age doesn't matter, bro.
- I gotta say, congratulations.
- I'll share this trophy with you.
[Inaudible] with me. It's all good. We're the Ethans.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- I feel like it's good that we're going against each other,
'cause we're both-- never done this before.
Okay, um... cool one, cool one, cool one.
- I think I'm gonna go for Zelda. - Yoshi!
- Sonic is-- I'm just gonna go with Sonic.
- Big Battlefield?
Wanna do it?
- Sure. - Okay.
Wait. Why are we in the air? How do we-- how do we--
- (announcer) One! Go! - Do something. Pew, pew, pew!
Okay now. Okay. Pew, pew.
(Sonic whirs) Aah.
- Oh... ugh. Did I die? - I think so.
(Sonic grunting)
I'm just shielding myself and turning into a little egg,
'cause that's how we deal with those issues.
- Whoa, whoa, where am I? - Yeah, you're an egg.
I'm so confused.
No! Aah!
- I'm, like, on the edge. - No!
- There's a box. Should I trust it?
I'm not sure how to feel about this box.
I only have 6%. This is really depressing.
Oh, what's that?
(musical chime, elecricity buzzing)
- What is happening? - I'm not sure.
But I'm just gonna stay in my little egg. - Whoa! Okay.
- Is this like a star power thing? Oh, well, I want that.
- How do you-- you can-- - Pew.
(frustrated) Stop it! Aah!
You just... you knocked my egg off.
Oh! No, you didn't. Ha-ha.
I'm just gonna stay an egg for a while.
How did you get that thing?
- I don't know. - That's so not fair.
Pew-pew-pew, pew, pew!
No! Aah!
Nooo! I had 98%. - No, it's backwards.
- Is that bad? - Yeah.
- Not good.
I'm just gonna stay in my little egg for the rest of the time.
- (announcer) Game! - Nooooo!
I thought it was good. I was, like, "Yeah.
I'm almost 200%. I've almost won."
But then I was like, "Oh, that's my life slipping away from me."
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- (Josh) Here we go, final round.
We've all beat somebody.
We all destroyed their hopes and dreams together.
- (Ethan) No, I'm confident in my ability to do well.
- (Nora) I'm gonna let them battle it out, and I'm just gonna--
- (Ethan) She's just gonna stand by the side,
right by the edge and just watch this fight.
- (Nora) I'm gonna go for Kirby.
- (Josh) I'm trying to think,
'cause we got Kirby, who's hard to hit off the map,
and then Captain Falcon, who's just a straight up brawler.
I'm just gonna-- I'm just gonna have to box up Captain Falcon.
- (Ethan) Good thing Little Mac got nerve,
because he likes to throw himself off the map.
- (Josh) That's true. He does like to throw himself off the map.
So we have to get a good map.
- (Ethan) We're doing Battlefield. - (Josh) It's just, it's easy.
- (Ethan) We're gonna do Final Destination. It's Battlefield.
- (Josh) It's simple. It's flat.
- (Ethan) See, look.
It's even telling you about your Kirby inhale.
There you go. - (Josh) Oh, too late.
You didn't read it that fast. I know you didn't.
- (announcer) One! Go! - (Nora) Oh no.
- (Josh) Oh, they're going straight up.
- (Ethan) Party Ball. Party Ball, Party Ball, Party Ball.
(gruffly) My Party Ball. Oh no, that's a Party Ball.
- (Nora) I don't know what's happening.
- (Josh) I almost fell off the edge.
- (Nora) Oh. - (Josh) I almost fell off the edge.
- (Ethan) Somebody got an Assist Trophy,
and I'm not okay with that.
- (Nora) Where-- I don't even know where I am.
- (Josh) Well, I don't know where I'm at.
- (Nora) Aah!
- (Ethan) Oh, I just saved your life. You should be happy.
- (Nora) Oh, come on. Stop pushing me off of the edge.
- (Josh) Oh, Jesus. Oh no!
(screams)
(Kirby yelling repeatedly) - (Captain Falcon) Falcon kick!
- (Josh) Nope. (chuckles)
Get outta here, boy! - (Ethan) Oh, okay.
- (Josh) Get outta here, boy!
- (Ethan) I'm surprised. - (Josh) We're doing pretty good.
Get outta here, boy!
- (Nora) I'm just gonna-- - (Ethan) Okay, I was too far.
- (Josh) Oh, I just killed-- I just killed you.
- (Nora) Um... (characters grunt)
- (Josh) Oh no!
- (Nora) I can't respond 'cause I'm so focused on this.
- (Josh) Oh, I pressed the wrong button! God... grr!
- (Ethan) That's right. I got that young Eevee.
No idea what Eevee does.
(in game: blast) - (Josh) Ooh, just got him.
(explosions and chittering)
Here we go, here we go. This is what--
No! I thought I was you!!
I thought I was you! God...
- (Ethan) Oh yeah, you only have one life left.
- (Josh) Yeah, 'cause I thought I was you.
Oh no. Oh, nope. - (Ethan) Aw.
(in game: walloping)
- (Josh) Oh, of course it's a Legendary.
Of course. - (Ethan) Thank you, Moltres.
(in game: groan) - (Josh) Dirty dog.
- (Ethan) Ugh, I did it too late.
Oh, if I got through that soccer ball, you'd have been done.
- (Josh) Save me. - (Ethan) Assist Trophy.
- (Josh) Do something awesome. Please. - (Ethan) Oh boy.
- (Josh) Yes! Oh! Okay. - (Ethan) That was [bleep] stupid.
- (Josh) You still have a full life too.
It's over. I lost. I lost.
- The Cap. Dominant. - There it is 'cause I killed myself.
- I better have won, which I did,
'cause I would have been pissed off if I didn't.
I've been playing since GameCube.
And it's, like--
- (mouths) - I saw that.
- Thanks for watching us play Super Smash Bros for Wii U
on the React channel.
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- Bye!
- Bye. FALCON PUNCH! (boom!)
♪ (old-school video game music) ♪