- Hello darlings we are back.
It's me Rickey Thompson and this is Royal Tea.
Grab a cuppa 'cause it's gonna get steamy.
You know when you're stalking someone on Instagram.
You're wondering what do they do each and everyday?
Like what is their real life all about?
That's kinda how I feel when I see the Royals in the press.
I need to know everything.
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
I need to know your real life.
Beyond the glitz and the glam,
there are very real people.
They have normal lives too.
Royals, they're just like us.
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When it comes to traveling,
you probably assume that the Royals only travel private.
It's not uncommon to see the Royals travel commercial.
In fact, there's a Royal travel budget
funded by British tax payers.
If I was a Royal I would never ever ever fly commercial.
I mean commercial is so disgusting.
Ew, (gags).
Some Royals have private chefs or they go to fancy dinners.
But a lot of them also cook at home too.
Like you and I.
Correction, I do not cook.
I Postmate everything.
Thank you Postmates.
Duchess Kate says she loves to cook for her family.
Also, girlfriend knows how to whip up a homemade jam.
Look at that domestic goddess.
Honestly, what would you say to Meghan if you saw her
in the grocery store?
I don't know what I would say,
I would probably just say,
then die.
And when it comes to getting around they even
drive themselves.
William even drove all his kids home from the hospital
after they were born.
The Queen has also been seen driving herself
a Range Rover.
Oh, okay Queen.
And with childcare, Royal moms are super hands on too.
Most do have nannies but their still very much
involved with their kids.
Duchess Kate will fly with her kids instead of
leaving them at home.
She also takes them school shopping
and she let Prince George meet the Obama's
in a little bathrobe.
Ah, she's such a chill mom.
Plus Harry and Meghan didn't even give Archie
a Royal title.
They want him to live a "normal" title.
Ew, my goodness here we go Rickey.
I understand that Meghan and Harry
want Archie to live a normal life
but come on you cannot live a normal life if you are born
into the Royal Family.
Honestly, I would be upset that all my cousins they're
Sir and Lord and all of that.
And I'm over here Archie.
And talk about relatable,
Harry announced the birth of Archie in the Royal Family
group chat.
I wanna know why am I not in this group chat first of all?
And second of all how do get into this group chat?
Honestly, you guys would hate me.
I'd text y'all what you guys doing?
What are you guys wearing?
What are the kids doing?
Because I want to know 24/7.
Okay, so add me.
When it comes to walking their dogs the Royals
are just like us.
They walk their own damn dogs.
From the Queen, Princess Anne, Meghan, and Kate
they've all been seen walking their K9 companions.
And yes, they do pick up their dogs business.
I'm sorry if I'm a Royal,
I will never ever ever ever pick up my dog's business.
I mean, what do I look like.
Ew.
Wanna hear something crazy?
Some of the Royals even have day jobs.
We're not talking about the Queen or William and Kate,
but princess Eugenie for example,
works at a contemporary art gallery.
Her sister Princess Beatrice works full-time
in business.
And you know what I have to say about that.
Get that coin!
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All righty you guys it's time for my favorite segment.
Rumor report, we shut down all that crazy (beep)
you guys are saying (snaps).
Thank you.
Monarch allegedly bullied pregnant Duchess Kate
to return to work.
The Queen did not bully,
first of all bully Duchess Kate
to go back to work.
Like what?
What is this?
These are some lies.
Meghan wanted to use air fresheners in St. George's Chapel
to take out the musty smell.
I don't feel like she would use air fresheners.
I don't know, I just feel like she would do something
more to get out that musty smell.
But also it's kinda disrespectful.
Getting up at 5 A.M. bombarding aids with texts
and her eyebrow-raising fashion,
palace insiders reveal how hurricane Meghan
is shaking up the Royals.
First of all, I know she's not crazy.
I mean Meghan doesn't look like a crazy women.
And you know what if it is true,
I applaud her for doing this.
But if Meghan texted me at 5 A.M.,
I would do anything she needed.
Meghan girl, hit me up.
William and Kate skip Royal meeting amid rumored
feud with diva Meghan Markle.
Oh, my goodness.
First of all like I said before,
Meghan Markle isn't crazy.
And also, Meghan and Kate are not feuding.
So drop it, thank you.
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All right now, let's get into these comments
to see what you guys are saying.
Y'all I am so mean but I really, I just,
why would anyone ever think we want to see their
life updates every 30 minutes?
Are you really that incredible?
Are you Kate Middleton?
No!
Then we don't want to know about your everyday life.
Well, girl I'm going to keep posting about my life
every 30 minutes so if you have a problem with it
get off the internet (laughs).
Honestly, the Princess Diary movies led me to believe
there is a specific wave for Royals and Harry
is out here with a very normal wave and it's
pretty disappointing.
Oh, okay girl, oh wow.
Now you got me over here shook.
Okay, now I'm thinking about it okay,
I feel the same way.
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I want to thank the many people who congratulated me on
the birth of the Royal baby because it means
I can go back to having a somewhat normal life without
checking my phone every five minutes
or nearly having a heart attack at every
Royal IG notification worried I might miss it.
Well, you know what you should turn on your
Instagram notifications for me @RickyThompson
once again, @RickeyThompson so.
There you go.
I'm so baffled I just realized I don't know the
Royal's last name.
Is that normal?
You know what honestly I didn't know either
until this show, Royal Tea.
Keep up with it.
But Archie's full name is
Archie Harrison Mount Batten Windsor.
Wow.
Alrighty you guys, that is it for me this week.
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See you later!
Bye!
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