-My first guest is a six-time Grammy nominated artist.
He's one of the best dudes on Earth.
His new show, "Post Malone's Celebrity World Pong League,"
premieres November 18th
on Messenger's new Watch Together feature.
Here is Post Malone! Posty! -Hello, everybody.
-Yeah. -What's going on, bubba?
-You look good, bud. You look great, actually.
Where are you right now, pal?
-I'm home in Utah right now.
-Utah? -Kind of just relaxing
and trying to stay out of trouble.
You know? -Yeah.
You're like in the mountain air and --
-Feels good. You know, I smoke too much, too.
So the air really gets to me. So I like -- [ Deep breath ]
Every time I go up a set of stairs, I can't --
-Yeah, you learn a lesson every time you breathe.
-Yes, sir, I suppose. -Have you been --
I know you probably have, you can't stop.
Have you been working on new music?
-Yes, sir. You know, it's --
it's been a while, you know, getting into the studio
and stuff after, you know, kind of -- I remember the beginning
of the whole COVID thing, and then
when they finally opened up the studio so I could go in
and work, and lately I've just been, you know,
trying to mess around and make some cool stuff
and some funky stuff.
And I think we're making some awesome stuff right now.
-As a songwriter, is it harder to make music during
a time like this, or does this kind of push you
to actually make music? -I don't know.
I suppose, you know, maybe not harder, but maybe different.
Like I've had more time to be, I guess, introspective.
You know, kind of not being able to go out.
-Hey, Post, I'm sorry, I think there's a burglar
trying to break into your house.
-Oh, yeah, these guys -- I don't know,
they just hang around the house.
-You pay them to break into your house?
-Dude, you ruined the bit.
This was supposed to be the whole bit for the show.
[ Laughter ]
-It's almost like Cato.
-We'll give them the guest house over there, so...
-You pay them to break in just to make sure
your security system works. [ Laughter ]
Dude, I like -- -Worst guest of all time.
He looked cool, man. He's got no face.
He's like -- Dude, I like that character,
man, no face. That guy scared me.
Man, he was rad.
Hey, I want to talk about your new show, it's called
"Post Malone's Celebrity World Pong League."
-Sure. -It premieres next week on
Messenger's new Watch Together feature.
Which is a really fun feature, by the way.
What made you think of this idea?
-Umm, I guess just being drunk, playing beer pong.
You know, I figured eventually we want to kind of
make it like a league and do like -- I don't --
maybe not arenas off rip, but like middle school
basketball courts. -[ Laughs ] Yeah?
-I'm sure... -You know, small-scale
type deal, but I want to make it every city has a team,
where like the best schools, you know,
the best beer pong players from each school
have a team and it's a whole bracket like the NFL
or the NBA or something.
That's down the line. You know, but this show
is more about just kicking it with a couple of
friends and just, you know, talking, shooting the breeze,
and just playing beer pong, getting a little drunk,
you know. It's a lot of fun.
-I heard a story, and it has to be true,
but did you challenge Patrick Mahomes,
Super Bowl MVP Patrick Mahomes,
to a game of beer pong, and what went actually down?
And was there a bet?
-Yeah. He challenged me,
and I was so game and I was like, "Let's go."
We were backstage, I think we were in KC,
but we were backstage, and Patrick Mahomes
and Travis Kelce walk in and they were like,
"Let's play some pong."
They had just won the Super Bowl.
And I'm like, well, you know, there's no way
I'm going to say no because in actuality,
I'm the best player, I know. -Mm-hmm.
-But you know, we got down the line a couple games,
and I was starting to get drunk and they get beating us
and beating us and beating us.
And then I was like, "You know what?
Let's keep playing.
And if you win, I'll get a tattoo
of a Kansas City Chiefs logo,
and y'all's autograph on my arm, as well."
-Their autographs?
-Yeah, you want to see it?
-I can't believe you did this, man.
Dude, this is --
Oh, my gosh. Wait. Move --
-That's the good stuff right there.
-Oh, my gosh. -This is on me forever.
[ Laughter ]
-Only you would do that. That is so funny, man.
Did they freak out? Did they freak out?
-Yeah, he was like, "You don't have to really do it."
And I was like, "Oh, come on, man,
let me do it. I told you I would do it."
-"I told you, I'm a man of my word.
I'm a man of my word."
-Jimmy, will you say hi to my stepmom?
-Yeah. Please. I would love to.
I would be honored. Yeah. Mom?
Where's stepmom? -You're always meeting moms.
-I know. -The moms dig you.
-Yeah. -This is Jodie.
-Oh, come on. What, are you kidding me?
Hi, nice to -- come on! Nice to meet you.
Are you having fun out there in Utah?
-We love Utah. Great, great time.
-It really is good. All right, good. Stay safe, okay?
-Thanks, you too. -I love you, Jodie.
-Are you kidding me? Dude, how cute.
That's so fun. -She's the best.
-You played beer pong against a lot of famous people.
Is there anyone else that we'd be surprised to learn
isn't really that good?
-Umm, trying to think.
I played with K.D., I played with Kevin Durant.
-He's not good? -He was good.
Yeah, but he's a cheater,
because his wingspan is like ten feet.
-He's a leaner. -His elbows were always
over the table every time. -Yeah, no, no, no.
That's cheat-- Yeah, no, no, no. I don't --
Dude, no, you gotta know the rules.
-You can't help it, though. You know --
If you're so -- you're so --
Your wingspan is just so long, you can't help it.
-You can't dunk the ball. -Drake's no good.
Drake's no good. -Where did you play Drake?
-In Toronto, I think. -Home court.
-He came backstage at the show in Toronto,
and we started playing beer pong.
And I was just like, man, he sucks.
-"Dude, you're terrible."
-If you see this, come meet me again, we'll play again.
But he was terrible.
-You've beaten me before in beer pong, and I was happy.
I was actually -- it was a badge of honor to lose to you.
But I have an idea for a rematch.
What if you and I competed in every drinking game ever
in one game? -I'm ready to go.
-Post Malone and I are going head to head...
-Let me know. -...in every drinking game ever,
when we come back.
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