holy mother of god on earth and in
heaven at the exact same time
welcome to watch mojo and today we'll be
counting down our picks for the top 10
mad tv sketches welcome to king burger
where we could do it your way but don't
get crazy
i didn't rob no bank okay i don't want
everyone in here thinking i'm some kind
of bank robber okay
i don't need the money i'm a drug dealer
yeah you want to go
let's go
for this list we'll be focusing on the
funniest one-time sketches as well as
the best recurring characters
from the sketch comedy tv show that had
mad magazine as its
inspiration number 10
deal or no deal
this parody pokes fun at the excitable
enthusiastic and often superstitious
contestants
who compete on the chance based game
show hosted by howie mandel
deal or no deal
these two superstitious basketball
players played by keegan michael key and
jordan peele
are playing the game to win the big
prize of a million dollars
and they won't settle for less they
reject the banker with
unflinching confidence no matter how
good the deal is
the banker is prepared to offer you 750
howie it's three quarters of a million
dollars
though their ridiculous reasons for
choosing each case as well as their
hilariously elaborate lucky dances and
handshakes
makes the sketch one of mad tv's best
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number nine the greatest action story
ever told
hasta la vista baby jesus he came from
the future
programmed to protect the son of god
from those who would betray him
little did he know jesus was the one
divinely marked for termination
blasphemous or not in this parody of the
terminator and the greatest story ever
told
these two characters make for an
unexpectedly funny combination
jesus tries to no avail to stop the
terminator from ruining
important biblical events in misguided
attempts to save him forgive him father
he's a robot from the future in the
climactic scene of this sketch the
terminator storms the last supper and
repeatedly kills
judas as jesus repeatedly revives him
stop
stop killing judas but he's going to
betray you the juxtaposition of biblical
puns and terminator references
culminates in the greatest action story
ever told
don't worry he'll be back number eight
the sopranos if you've ever seen your
favorite r-rated movie edited down for
network television
this version of the sopranos as
syndicated on pax
is sure to hit the comedic mark
what am i serving you know what i don't
need
modified to cut out any explicit content
the scenes in this sketch
are sloppily chopped up into pieces and
sometimes skipped over entirely
with no violence sex or foul language
all the best parts are cut out
let's explore this i tell you what you
know what why don't you explore this
getting better things to do with
you sit around here all day yeah about
my mother
see you next week the episode makes no
sense
the story is impossible to follow and
the characters can barely get out a full
sentence
due to the heavy censorship the episode
ends up with a shortened run time of
just a few minutes
but it makes for pure mad tv gold
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number seven any sketch with lorraine
swanson
you might expect an elderly woman to be
a tame and fragile creature
but lorraine is in a class of her own
oh yeah this thing's so bad
this recurring character is classless
slow talking and never listens to those
around her
she's a troublemaker who wreaks havoc
wherever she goes
leaving ruin in her wake
her immature antics have disturbed bob
barker
irritated her dentist and driven a
buffet employee to quit
you know what lady i hope you sit on the
toilet for a week
her complete lack of self-awareness
leaves her oblivious to her effect on
those unfortunate enough
to have crossed her path and mad tv
audiences
couldn't get enough was it ma'am are you
at all interested no you could use this
you know
but under your arms is the deodorant
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unless you're good week number six
any sketch with coach hines coach hines
is very
passionate about his job you know i
thought you said you were going to try
to control yourself during the game i'm
in complete control
so passionate in fact that his abrasive
coaching style
often bleeds over to his life outside of
the game mother of god
on earth and in heaven at the exact same
time
who is chewing gum on the court he's an
overly aggressive coach that berates his
players the referee
and even the crowd with his uniquely
colorful way of insulting them for their
insubordination off the court he has an
uncanny tendency to show up in
unexpected places
such as his after-school job selling ice
cream or as director of the school play
that's right it won't happen again mr
spatz man okay
because i'm taking you out after
halftime you're gone uh um
it's called intermission do you think i
give a rat's ass
if i use the wrong theater term or not
his exaggerated physical humor along
with his talent for going off on
nonsensical rants
makes this recurring character a fan
favorite number five
any sketch with miss swann we are gonna
turn you on
all right okay you ready here it goes
with 47 appearances under her belt ms
swann was one of the sketch comedy's
most popular recurring characters after
a robbery at a beauty salon
police arrived to question the only
eyewitness and delivering a hilariously
unintelligible description of the
perpetrator
miss swann was born however we'd be
remiss not to mention the exaggerated
stereotypes of asian women that the
character appears to possess
like her broken english despite the fact
that it has also been argued that miss
swann was inspired by
icelandic singer bjork miss swann hasn't
exactly aged well
but her place in the mad tv cannon can't
be denied either
and as such she's included here number
four
can i have your number poor yvonne just
wanted to watch a movie in peace
but daryl had other ideas uh yeah i just
want to let you know
the back of your head is ridiculous
uh thanks yeah you are welcome
in possibly the most quotable mad tv
sketch ever
daryl persistently asks krista
flanagan's yvonne for her number
and does not take no for an answer part
of what makes this sketch so memorable
is just how realistic it is oh yvonne
oh damn hold up that's a french-ass name
yvonne
yeah my little croissant little cheese
on my croissant it is unfortunately a
relatable take on a common experience
for women portrayed only slightly
hyperbolically
daryl's over-the-top facial expressions
and pickup lines grow increasingly
ridiculous as
every time yvonne thinks she's rid of
him daryl returns with a new obscure
comment
about her updo or french-ass name yeah
so oh so listen
can i hide your number could i have it
could i have it can i please receive the
secret code that
ended telephonically it will pass me
through to you which means it'll be your
beautiful ass number
number three steve jobs the iraq
here steve jobs presents his newest
apple product
the iraq intended to store all of your
idevices
trust me the intelligence briefings i
got on the iraq
are completely credible while poking fun
at the endless barrage of apple products
this sketch uses the play on words to
not so subtly
reference the state of the country's
involvement in iraq in the 2000s
in this metaphor jobs continues to pack
more and more devices
into the iraq as it grows more and more
fragile and unstable
don't put more in the iraq it'll
collapse on itself
wrong what the iraq needs is more things
ignoring concerns from the crowd he
belligerently sticks to his guns
insisting that he knows what's best
sound familiar
through pawns and innuendo this sketch
served as a timely commentary about the
bush administration
and yet it still holds up today i want
you all to stop focusing on the iraq
and start focusing on our newest product
the iran number two
trapped in the cupboard if you thought
that r kelly's opera
trapped in the closet was hilariously
over dramatic just wait until you see
this parody
which serves as a perfect critical
companion piece
[ __ ] i need my cheerios it honors what
made the original so right for mockery
including r kelly's increasing anger at
trivial problems
it's over the top cliffhangers and his
seeming affinity for pulling out his gun
at every possible opportunity
but then adds just enough extra humor to
make the sketch
truly shine i said the two for one
what's wrong with
this place should we handle this the
christian way i'll shoot you in your
face the story of a man just trying to
get some cereal
trapped in the cupboard is a deeply
funny skit that grows more hilarious
with each repetition of the word
cupboard
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before we unveil our top pick here are a
few other honorable mentions any sketch
with dot goddard
can i have the origin it's latin
can you do the splits
what's wrong with your ears steven
seagal
impressions all i want to do is walk the
stupid path of peace
which are forcing me to walk the path of
pieces 24 with bobby lee
the following takes place between 9 a.m
and noon
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number one any sketch with stuart larkin
another fan favorite recurring character
stuart is an insufferable mama's boy
with a talent for getting himself
into trouble give me some cotton candy
quick okay
store it no stew give me that store
his high pitched voice and rosy cheeks
may give him an innocent appearance
but he frequently rebels against his
mother's advice and throws tantrums when
he doesn't get his way
excuse me
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his bratty attitude makes his presence
torture for everyone he meets
but an absolute delight for viewers at
home don't you see how much happier he
is here with us aren't you sweetie
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it's like you kidnapped yourself a big
brat you're a poo-poo
with a surprising dark side which can be
seen when he beats his t-ball coach or
attacks the tooth fairy
stewart's inclusion in any sketch is a
guarantee that it'll be a memorable one
though it's
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