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police introductions good you guys fell
down Rick Kuhn and together we are sure
is our bond in here Lord Frieza thank
you for this chance to serve you and but
some pain quite but before we get down
to business
Jayce yes sir Kenton here you go Lord
Frieza the new up to Deitz catice good
and they have the ring tone I wanted yes
sir
no yes
now as you have been informed Vegeta and
a few other pests have taken my Dragon
Balls whoa whoa whoa Vegeta little
veggie what the Dragonball Rick oom
can't believe he had it in him I know
right what's a Dragonball yes it turns
out Saban and dodoria weren't enough
I've called you five here to get them
back is enough would you rather them
dead or alive eat it all that it is can
you boss a simple speed of light and
strength
levar oh good you sports tell Rick them
for lord king colds are the strongest
pork well beat them are secured of
course if trouble meets us as we pass is
hot this rider power can you force
[Music]
we're dead we are dead all dead all
gonna die
dead men be we a cornucopia of pain and
despair is coming our way to ensure our
demise we are so going to die whoa no
slap him oh thank you every fiber of my
being wants to puke it once when I say
this but I need your hair
I need your hair you need our help that
yes all right but if we're gonna be a
team we need a name no we don't oh I
know how about team 3-star what well
we're a team and there's three of us and
the dragonballs have stars on them team
three star that just makes me want to
kill you even more and you're still only
the second most annoying bald person
I've ever had the displeasure to work
with team three star no vows swear to
God
[Music]
hello earth woman oh uh you know I was
now give it to me
the dragonballs right there oh I'm not
here for the Dragon Ball what what
spread um thank you the dragon ball
pitcher me later
no it's stupid
ladida you don't mind me asking what are
we in for
you ever watch power ranges no Ninja
Turtles no Sailor Moon
no beetle bogs no vr troopers no
samurais cybersquad no tattooed teenage
alien fighters from Beverly Hills oh
yeah god damn it yes we read here before
the jinyu's come on let's get this over
with that what the hell are you two
doing we don't think we can trust you
you still haven't pledged your
allegiance to deep free star
what are you dense the ginyu force could
be here any second and then well I would
you too high in you and then where son
of a priest why the [ __ ] is all this
happening me Jace please sorry kitten
I'm scared a set in a bit chunky with a
god damn peg are you done yeah very good
now to cut straight to the point I want
those two dragon balls you have there
oh so that's a dragon ball supposedly
there are seven in total if my report is
correct and the other five are behind
you my god man you just cannot shut up
when I'm scared I know I once had a
crush on a low Indian boy I thought was
a girl please kill him seriously he
won't be missed
well I do believe that accounts for
everything before I take these dragon
balls and leave my associates here to
clean up is there anything you'd like to
say to me Vegeta as a matter of fact
there is
look at your man now back to me now look
back at your men back to me I am NOT
your men I'm flipping you off now look
at the ground back to me where's the
Dragon Ball it's gone I thought there is
not a damn thing you can here you go
but thank you Berta it's what I do but
but I junk that son of a [ __ ] as hard
as I could
oh you can't beat my speed I'm the
fastest in the universe that's what she
said we're all going to die anyway so
Baldy break the bone I launched the damn
thing and get it harder oh go go don't
you think
oh all right that thing I do stopping
time yeah one sec what like what where
did it go
see this Vegeta this is for all the time
you use to embarrass me
[Music]
hey Vegeta how's it going oh look it's
gold oh you're on a biscuit boy you want
a biscuit do you think I'm a dog have a
biscuit
hey and now it'll be you who rolls over
a place Jack all right everyone settle
down before I take these dragon balls to
Lord Frieza it's time for everyone's
favorite game now for the folks viewing
at home the rules are simple
my men will spin the wheel and whoever
it lands on he kills what when did you
have time to set this up got a camera
what kind of sadistic [ __ ] watching
this crap you have this show alright
first contestant gamma and Vegeta
tada
Oh Richmond Richmond Richmond lucky
little bastard got two of them
alright let's give this sucker
congratulations you've just want a free
all-expense-paid trip to space Australia
you've got to be freaking kidding me
oh I Spy Souls that's my own planet wait
hold on you're from Australia spice
Australia or more specifically spice
Brisbane guess Vice pronto so it's like
Australia in spice gotta be careful
though butter spice dingo we'll each a
spy spy be like me sister poor Sheila
and we please get on with this oh let's
have a go Oh piss off your great bloomin
pinwheel oh great
that means Vegeta goes to yes in your
face lagina your time is coming soon
you will face the end or not be your
legal
mom I swear I don't even know what's
going on anymore all right gang it's
time for me to head off try not to mess
up your uniforms and be back by Oh 500
yes captain
ciao so uh I guess we're fighting the
little green guy over there yeah that's
gold Oh have fun with him any strategies
throw dog treats at him
Oh that'd help I'll find it hilarious
come on Gohan we're strong enough to
take this guy just keep your guard up
that's right keep on here God don't drop
it
not even for an instant that wanna go
what are you going on about you see that
that was just a taste of my power that
was supposed to crush you
Gohan did you see it his power he can't
stop time summon steamrollers yeah you
sure about that
positive Oh
[Applause]
my psychic powers are unrivaled in all
the galaxies you stood there and mocked
me the whole Lab stood there and locked
me but now you'll find yourself slaves
to my whim
you'll be our fall out from under you
your world shattered as I am young why
can't I feel my everything oh this is
the end of the road the end for me I I
wonder
well I dreaming i king hate you
I know son of a gum-chewing funk monster
why the fruit does all this funny stuff
happened to me forget my life always
surrounded by miserable failing clods
like this whole world just likes to bend
me over and find me in the Alps like I'm
some sort of schlock receptacle well as
far as I care these miserable cows can
have a fancy barbecue with a goddamn pig