It has come to my attention that many people are currently stuck at home.
THIS IS TRUE!
Stuck is a word that means you are in one place and not able to move.
But being stuck isn’t so bad.
In fact, I have been stuck three times already today!
Ah!
Stuck!
Cow.
Move!
Argh!
Stuck again!
What!
Where did this quicksand come from???
Stuck!
Just remember, that while you are stuck that you STAY POSITIVE.
This means that you think about the good things that make you happy and thankful, and also
means that that if you are angry you do not yell too loud, because...
YOU COULD DISTURB YOUR NEIGHBORS!
Luckily, I have come up with a list of the top 10 things you can do when you are stuck
at home.
Trumpet!
LOUDER!
1.
Watch more educational videos.
Oh…
Great idea!
2.
Eat more vegetables.
Another great idea!
3.
Make a mustache.
Put it on your face and pretend you are a different person.
4.Talk about the elephant,or to the elephant in the room.
What do you want to talk about?
Not now elephant, I am doing a Special Report!
Number 5.
Think about words that rhyme with pants.
6.
Learn to floss the correct way.
No!
Why-?
Stop- Doing.
It.
The Wrong.
Way!
Argh.
7.
Eat more fruit.
8.
Try and guess what my name is.
9.
Learn to play the trumpet.
TRUMPET!
And number 10:
Watch out for lava.
Don’t step in the lava.
Because lava.
Is.
Hot.
That is all the time we have for today.
Hey!
What!
Where did this quicksand come from???
Oh no.
Now I am stuck again!
Four times!
Argh.
Stuck.