(creepy music)
- [Chrissy] This is horrifying.
(whimpering)
- [Selorm] If you don't hit me, you're dead.
(wood splintering)
(screaming)
(creepy music)
(buzzing)
- Alright, guess the next movie we're doing.
This is the theme song, you ready?
- Okay.
- (badly mimics theme song)
It's not 100% correct but do you know what that is?
- I have no clue what you're doing.
- It's the iconic 1970s film, Halloween.
- Oh, I like that movie.
- Duh.
Jamie Lee Curtis is like cool teen babysitter fashion.
- [Selorm] '70s pants.
- In case, like, you haven't seen this iconic film,
which you should, in Illinois, in this town,
which I can't remember, there's a li'l boy, okay?
And he's all like, "I'm gonna
"put on a costume and murder my teen sister"
There's no real explanation to why that's happening
but then, they like, take him to a mental hospital
and then he's just there -- - Forever.
- You know, for like a long (scream) time.
So then, this guy who was like a child killer,
as in he was a child killing people, steals a car
and then is like, "I'm gonna go back to
"the town that I'm from and kill more people."
- [Selorm] Kill more peeps.
- So then they're like, in this little Illinois town
and all these girls are like, "We're babysitting tonight,
"it's the night of Halloween, wee!"
They don't have plans, I don't know why,
it's not explained why they're not going out on Halloween.
Anyway, let's get right into the scene that
I am most interested in personally.
The film has been building up to this iconic moment, right?
People are (scream) dying left and right and up and down
and like, different ways, strangling, stabbing, whatever.
So Laurie, she's trying to escape Michael Myers
at this point, okay, and she's all (whimpers).
She's, that's exactly what she
sounds like in the movie, too.
(whimpering)
And then she's like oh my god, oh my god,
I have nowhere to escape, where am I gonna go? Closet.
You shoulda just like, jumped out a window or something.
Maybe that's not safe, I don't know.
She's in the closet, she ties it up, and she's all like,
"Alright, I thought I tricked him,
"maybe he won't come in here."
Clearly, Michael Myers finds her because she's all
(whimpers)
(door rattling)
(whimpering)
There's someone in there, hello.
- [Selorm] It's like, I can hear you, (scream).
- Yeah, he's like (pants) 'cause he doesn't talk. (pants)
(grunting)
It's kinda sick, so he's like (grunts),
punches through the freaking closet.
She's like (makes scared noises).
And then what's the first thing he does?
Freaking turns on the li'l light bulb.
He's all whoo, bink. (laughs)
She like reaches up and then she like grabs the wire hanger
and then she's like, "I'm gonna fashion a shiv outta this."
And she's all (makes whipping noises)
as she's like, making it into a straight wire
and then as he's coming in there with his freakin' knife,
she's like boink, pokes him in the eye.
And then he's all, "Whoa."
- That's really dangerous, how do you even unfurl a wire
hanger that quickly and like, make it into an actual shiv?
- I don't know but, uh, clearly we have to find out.
- Let's do it.
- Alright, let's stab each other in the eye.
Which way do I, oops. (laughs)
Oh my god, we're in a closet.
- [Selorm] On Halloween. - Okay, we're in the 70s.
- Yeah. - Think about this, okay.
We have like, gross outfits, and like old man shoes.
This is what we have to do.
In the scene, she has 13 seconds to unfurl,
to make a li'l shiv, and then poke him directly in the eye.
That is so sick.
(laughter)
When the Michael Myers person is coming in,
they have to punch through this thingy
and this is like real (scream) wood.
If you freakin' break through this thing,
you have like, wood shards flyin' at your li'l balls.
- That's true.
Unfurling the hanger is gonna be really hard.
I don't really know if you can do it in 13 seconds.
I think that you might cut yourself,
you might actually stab me in the eyeballs.
- Isn't that the point, I'm supposed
to stab you in the eyeball.
- I know, but like, what if you like,
actually stab me in the eyeball?
- That's the point!
- Do we have any protection? - Yes.
- Just in case? - Okay.
This is what we're doing.
For Michael Myers' get up, we're
just like getting hockey stuff.
We're gonna get the legit licensed Michael Myers mask.
But what we're gonna do is, we literally put
a paintball mask underneath the Halloween mask
so no penetration, ew, I'm sorry.
(laughter)
(no signal tone)
So the way that we can find out if this is truly
bogus or not is by putting some blood capsules
near the eyeballs so then, when we stab it
and the blood starts pourin', you killed it, literally.
(laughter)
- When you think about it, if you don't hit me
within 13 seconds, you're dead.
(scream)
Like, actually dead.
- Then, like, the movie woulda been over.
- Yeah, so how do we decide who will be Michael Myers?
- You can be Michael Myers.
- Okay.
- Also, I really wanna see you in a hockey outfit. (laughs)
- Ew.
- Are you ready to get some blood all over your face?
'Cause I'm gonna freakin' go for it.
- Are you ready to (scream) up your nails
with those wire hangers?
- Oh my god, that was dark, also so rude.
- Sorry.
- What?
(scary piano noise)
(creepy piano music)
- Oh (scream).
(panting)
(creepy piano music)
(grunting)
- Oh my god, oh my god, this is horrifying.
(screaming)
- Um, I don't think this is working.
- No?
- [Selorm] No.
- You can't get through?
- No.
- [Chrissy] Alright, well --
- Wanna try something else?
- [Chrissy] Yeah.
(scary piano noise)
- Alright Selorm, you still there?
- Yeah, I'm here.
- Great because we replaced the actual
closet door with a styrofoam one.
- Oh cool.
- [Chrissy] Are you excited to punch through it?
- Yeah.
- Alright, whenever you're ready.
- [Selorm] Kay, cool, be careful and stuff.
- Okay.
- [Selorm] Here I come.
- Oh god.
(grunting)
- (screams) Oh god.
(scream)
What this?
Oh my god.
Unfurl, unfurl!
- I'm gonna kill you.
(laughter)
You're running out of time.
(buzzer)
- Oh, time, oh, did you get it?
- Oh sorry, you didn't kill me in time.
- Wow, good thing my, like, square hanger
really helped me in this situation.
It didn't.
The first time, I was unprepared for
how hard it was to unfurl a hanger, so.
I think what I need to do is, like,
really pop up a lot quicker.
I have to undo it even faster this time.
(scary piano noise)
Alright, you ready Selorm?
- [Selorm] Yeah, let's do it.
- Alright.
(grunting)
(screaming)
(whimpering)
Alright, unfurling, oh (scream).
- Unfurl, gotta unfurl before I get you
or I'm gonna kill you.
(buzzer)
- Nothing happened, why?
- [Selorm] That was traumatizing.
- (laughs) I never went so hard at
someone's face before, I'm so sorry.
(scary piano noise)
Alright, I got close but I still didn't get your eyeball.
- Yeah, dude, you're screwin' up.
- I woulda been dead now, twice.
- I know, right?
- I really have to be better at the stabbing.
- I believe in you dude, you can totally kill me, okay?
This is my knife.
- Oh my god, that's horrifying.
- And like, just, this is me letting
you know that I believe in you.
- (laughs) Thank you so much for your bloody knife support.
- [Selorm] Kay, ready?
- Yup.
- [Selorm] One, two. (grunts)
- Oh god, it doesn't get any less scary.
Oh jeez, oh god.
- I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
- (screams) It worked!
(bell dinging)
You okay, your head's coming off.
I got it.
Are you excited we did it?
- We did it?
- I didn't die.
- I'm really proud of you, oh my god, I'm sorry.
- Watch where you put that knife.
- [Selorm] You should celebrate but without the knife.
- Okay.
- C'mere. - Yay!
- I'm so proud of you. - I'm proud of you.
(creepy laughter)
- [Chrissy & Selorm] Yeah!
- We killed you, well you killed you.
- I will say that it's not every day that I'm like,
takin' apart hangers to stab people.
The fact that I could that quickly is shocking to me.
Also tough, these blood capsules are thick.
- Making a wire hanger into a
weapon in 13 seconds, not bogus.
- Not at all, baby, uh uh.
- Whoa, that's (scream) creepy actually.
- How do you think I felt?
- This is, this is a little bit much.
I think, okay, can we stop?
I'm gonna walk, okay.
- Hee hee hee hee.
Be mine.
- Stop, stop it.
(funky digital music)
- [Chrissy] The light has to come on,
right when she busts through.