- I believe it's Blue Chicken Vodka.
Blue Chicken Vodka.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- [Man] That's right, you're trying Grey Goose Vodka.
- Trying Grey Goose.
- Grey Goose, I was so close.
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- We're gonna get goosed.
- Goosed!
- Off Grey Goose.
- Off Grey Goose Vodka.
♪ Drinking in lockdown ♪
♪ Lockdown drinking, it's the best time to drink ♪
♪ When you're locked down ♪
Get locked.
Get locked in lockdown!
- Get locked in lockdown. - Getting locked in lockdown.
- Vodka flavour?
Maybe lime.
- Yeah, 50% flavour.
- Uh-huh.
- Burn-y down the throat flavour.
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- They drank this stuff
in one of the Real Housewives series,
so we could be the real housewives of Ireland.
- Jesus wept!
Don't just throw it. - Don't just throw it, man.
- You have to wait until we're ready.
- You have to wait till the quips!
- We give a little intro. - God!
- Grey Goose Vodka, imported from France.
- It's so dainty, look at that.
- Well, it is French, Richard.
- It's petite.
- Anybody got an idea what grey goose is in French?
Le grey goose.
- Le gray le-geese-ter.
- [Google] Oie grise.
- Oie grise.
- It's kind of fun, isn't it?
- Yeah, I like it.
I like our little set-up.
- We're in TRY.
No, we're not. Shhh.
- Ooh, that'll give you grey goosebumps.
(laughing)
- Only goose I know is Untitled Goose Game,
and he's a menace.
- Honk like a goose.
(Dónal squeaks)
(laughing)
Do you know what that sounds like?
You know when you...
(imitates bugle)
You know them horns?
- And it's already ran out of air.
- Yeah, if there's a puncture in it.
(squeaks)
- Cheers.
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- Fuck you, Ciara.
(Kellie mumbles)
- It's better than the old Smirnoff.
You disagree?
(laughing)
- Do you know what, as vodka goes, though, it's actually...
- That's clean, man.
- Oh, that's beautiful.
- That's actually really nice.
- You know what it'd go well with?
A mixer.
- Anything else. - Yeah.
- It goes down quite easy with the ice.
Ooh, dear.
Oh, no.
- Oh, lovely, look at my iron stomach.
(laughing)
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- Next one.
Hey, look at that catch, hey.
This guy should play baseball or something.
Hey, look at these Irish guys, did you see that catch?
Slow-mo!
- Don't need slow-mo, that wasn't great.
(laughing)
- Le citron! (laughs)
- Oh, really?
- (laughs) Lemon!
- Lemons in the back.
That looks like a Vincent Van Gogh painting.
- It does.
- Oh, this one has little geese children on it.
Aw.
Aw! - They're lemons.
It's lemon.
(laughing)
- I thought they were little chicks.
- It's got geese children on it!
You mean lemons?
- Imagine I go into a fruit market.
"Geese children!"
(laughing)
- I'm here for a silly goose time.
- Hey!
- Vodka Limon!
- I don't know what I was expecting,
but Grace Goose...
Grey Goose- - One shot in.
- We haven't actually done a TRY video in ages.
- Yeah, they don't like us when we're together
'cause we argue. (laughs)
- You like the smell of it?
- Oh, I do a little bit.
- Hey, what's good for the grey goose
is good for the gander.
- Ah!
- It's lemon hand sanitizer,
so it's like you've put on lemon soap.
- I've always said if there's one shot that I want to have,
it's lemon hand sanitizer.
- Oh. - Citrus.
- That's stronger than the other one.
- Ooh.
- Shockingly, still vodka.
- Tastes like strong Fairy up liquid.
- Yeah, I better slow down and not drink it too fast,
or I'll be flocked.
- Oh, my.
- Yeah, big points for that.
I think definitely prefer it to the original Grey Goose.
I think it works well.
That with a Coke.
- Do you know, it tastes like that lemon liqueur limoncello
that we have in our fridge for the past four years.
- More than four.
That's been there since '96, I'd say.
- It doesn't matter how fine I am the seconds after,
but no matter what happens when I drink alcohol,
I always do that...
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- Next one, next one, next one.
- Here we go.
(John laughs) - Jeepers creepers.
- Ooh!
- Ooh, peachy.
- L'orange!
Oh, it's orange, isn't it? - Orange.
- L'orange!
- Oh, nice, it's just another fruit.
- I love fruit.
- Why are your hands so quaky, man, what's up?
- I actually think I have an allergy to vodka.
- When you look through the little geese,
you can see the fruit behind them.
- Ooh!
- It's like an adult kaleidoscope, with alcohol.
- Smells like a Terry's Chocolate Orange.
- It does.
- And I'm here for it!
- And do you know why that is?
- Mm... - It's the chocolate.
- It's the chocolate! - It's the chocolate.
♪ We love to drink with Dónal ♪
♪ 'Cause Dónal is our mate ♪
♪ And when we drink with Dónal ♪
♪ He gets it down in eight ♪
Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, yeah!
(speaking in French)
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- Nom-nom-nom-nom.
That is orange-y.
- That's good.
They're getting easier, shockingly.
- Oh, are they? - Yeah.
- Not bad.
As vodkas go, it's not bad.
- There's not as much distinguishing features between them
as I thought there would be,
'cause it's really, oh, that's vodka, hint of orange.
Vodka, hint of lemon.
- I think I got more from the lemon,
but I need to give it a minute.
- Yeah.
I mean, they still don't really know what they are, do they?
- Drink, come on, come on, come on.
(Dónal squeaks)
- No, there's a thing in French called duck l'orange,
it's a meal.
It's a French way of cooking duck with an orange.
Duck l'orange.
- Imagine if someone on their Erasmus was like,
"I'm gonna get a Grey Goose, hang on.
Can I have a duck l'orange?"
And then they just get served a meal.
- Bring in a full platter of a duck
with an orange shoved up its arse.
"I meant a shot!"
(MC burps)
(laughing)
- Colin, can you confirm
what duck l'orange is for us, please?
- Is it what Sean said?
Is it, you said an orange with a duck shoved up...
No, wait.
(laughing)
- An orange with a duck shoved up its arse.
Can you imagine the scenes?
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- Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it.
- Number four.
- I got the hand, hey, number four!
Hey, I got number four, number four right here.
- These geese are getting less cute
every time they take them out.
- Ah, more goose chicks.
These ones are a little pear shaped.
- It's a pear.
- Le poire.
- La poire.
- I feel like all the french words for fruits are just le,
and then say the word,
but as if you've just tripped over something.
So, instead of pear, it's le poire.
- I don't know where I stand on pear,
I'm kind of indifferent to it.
- We've got some pears for a pair of...
- Eejits. - Yeah.
- Ah, bet you this tastes like bum.
- That smells amazing.
- Oh, yeah, that's good.
- Why do you think it's gonna...
Oh, smell it.
- Oh, my God, it smells like glue.
It smells like Warhammer glue.
- That's very pear-y.
- I quite like pear flavor, I know pear cider is quite nice.
I like pears, in general.
- Why a goose?
What the hell does a goose have to do with vodka?
- Goose lays vodka eggs.
Idiot, that's how they're distilled.
- Scotch eggs.
(Dónal laughs)
(John burps)
- Oh, my God, I hate you.
- Let's cheers like the traditional Irish way to cheers.
There you go.
You learn something new every day on TRY Channel.
- That's good.
(Dónal coughs)
- Ooh.
It does taste like a drink drank out of an air freshner.
- You okay?
- It's just stronger than the rest.
- It's just stronger. - It's not...
- It's still 40%. - Yeah.
- I can just see the editors watching this,
being like, "This home shooting thing is a terrible idea."
- Like, "We're not doing it again."
- "We've got 30 seconds of footage."
(laughing)
- I would still drink whisky straight
much faster than vodka.
The pear just tastes like vodka to me,
so it's like double vodka.
- Yeah, that's a really good one, I think.
Might be the best so far.
- Ah, you're talking out of your arse.
♪ Might be the best so far ♪
I think, personally. - Talking out your arse.
- I mean, I am talking out my arse,
but sometimes, at least twice a day,
my arse makes good points.
- (laughs) An arse is always right twice a day.
- An arse is always right twice a day.
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- Cherry! - Cherry!
Oh, my God, oh!
Cherry Noir.
Black Cherry.
- Look, you look through there and you see the flavor.
- Yeah, I know.
- I didn't know that, you didn't know that,
shut up. - You silly goose!
- Every time I think of noir, I think of "Sin City",
so if Colin or Seán want to make us
into that "Sin City" style right now.
Woo, look at me, I'm in black and white,
plus one other color.
- Bleeding Shakespeare over here.
- I'm really shaky.
I'm very shaky. - You're so shaky,
what's wrong?
- Oh, I tell you, I'm having a fruit salad in my burps.
♪ Fruit salad burps, fruit salad burps ♪
- When I think of cherries,
I think that super sexy thing that some people can do
where they loop the cherry stem with their mouth,
and they're like, "Ooh, look at me,
I made a knot in a cherry stem, I'm super cool and sexy."
And then me, I taste a cherry and I want to spit it out,
which is the opposite of sexy.
(laughing)
- Yeah.
Hey, watch this.
(spitting)
(laughing)
- Are we cracking? - Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it smells delicious. - Clink.
- That's actually perfectly fine.
- You know what?
For all my giving out, that ain't half bad.
- Oh.
Oh, it's real candy.
- That's perfectly fine.
I didn't have
a problem with it. - I don't like it.
- Oh, my God.
It just tasted like cherry, without the... (yelps)
Without the... (yelps)
- You'd think for the amount we do these videos,
my body would full-on accept shots at this point,
but it doesn't. - You would think.
- It won't, like, ah!
- And yet.
- Yeah, here we are. - Here we are.
- Yeah. (groans)
- Oh, here, okay, did you finish yours?
- Yep. - Oh, you're done?
- I love the cherry vodka.
- You done? - Yeah, man!
- I didn't enjoy it, no, I didn't, it was gack, actually.
- You're gack, that was the best.
- Grey Goose Black Cherry, you are good, I feel.
I think this would go really nice in a lot of cocktails.
- I think as vodkas go, which I never drink,
they were lovely vodkas.
- So, which was your favorite of them all?
You know, Colin, I would have to say
the cherry one was my favorite.
- Now, to be fair, I would've put original higher,
because normally, I'm like,
right, if it's original, it has higher alcohol content
so you get drunk quicker,
but all these are the same alcohol content.
- Actually...
How did they do that?
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(Kellie honks)