-I'm so happy to see you! -Oh, it's great to see you!
-What did you bring with you?
-Okay, this is -- first of all, I thought you'd appreciate it.
It's wrapped in a Burger Heaven bag.
-Oh, dude, I remember Hamburger Heaven.
-Yeah. Oh, my God. It was so good.
-We used to eat there all the time.
-So when I first came to "SNL" in 2002,
this book had just come out, "Live from New York."
And I decided -- they gave all of us on the cast --
I'm sure you got one, too.
It's an awesome book that's,
like, very good bathroom reading.
Good reading anywhere, but... [ Laughter ]
I find it works in the bathroom. -Yeah, it's a great book.
-So, what I decided to do is to get each host every week
who came through to sign the book,
so by the end of eight years, I just had this amazing collection
of signatures, and I brought it back with me so I could
I get the current cast to sign it while I'm here this week.
-Wow! -It's crazy, though.
It's, like, got -- There are two presidents in here.
And U2 is in here and, like, I'm sure you're in here.
I got a -- I actually wrote --
Because a lot of people, I couldn't figure out who it is.
So this is my little graph of who is who, so let me see --
Oh, I don't have my glasses.
-I can read it for you.
-Let's see, there's Bono right there.
Barack Obama.
-What?! [ Audience ohs ]
-Yeah. -This is a great book.
-It's just amazing. And this is --
you know, it's so funny because I --
-Paul Rudd. -Oh, yeah.
I mean, you know -- Tom Brady and Robert De Niro,
just -- Bootsy Collins.
It's just this amazing collection of people from --
just a bunch of different people, so it's just --
-Hanks! -One of my prized collections.
And then Jason Sudeikis got this for me.
We did this sketch called "Potato Chip" at "SNL,"
and this was -- he had a playbill made up of it.
[ Laughter ]
-Is that Blake Lively?
Who's in "Potato Chip" with you? -Yeah.
Blake Lively and Sudeikis is back there, so --
-I love that he made it into a playbill.
-Oh, yeah. It was fun.
-Thank you for bringing this in.
I appreciate this stuff.
I will say one of the coolest things that --
I really want to say, I've experienced backstage,
you showed me first thing I did when I walked in,
you showed me a picture of your baby.
You have a newborn baby. -Oh, yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ] -You have a beautiful baby girl.
-Little Zoe. Thank you.
-Will, I mean, that's amazing. -Yeah.
The NFTs was just a thing we said in the sketch.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah, just a thing in a sketch.
-They are FTs. -They are FTs.
[ Laughter ]
They are FTs, but I think it's a cool move,
because we've known each other for a long, long time now.
But isn't it fun to go in -- I go, "How are you doing, buddy?"
And we hug, and you're like, "I got to show you my baby."
-It's the best thing ever.
And, like, you know, it's -- I'm so excited to be here hosting.
But it's stressful.
You're running around all over the place,
and I'm an overthinker anyway,
so I'm stressed out about everything,
and then you go home and you're with that little baby
and it's just -- you know, it's like everything just goes --
-Yeah. Congrats on that. -Calms you down.
-Congrats on your wife, being married.
Also, you were telling me that your family had to recently,
like, move stuff out of your --
you had to move out of your house.
-Yes. Yes, so, this requires a teeny bit of backstory
before I tell you what happened with that.
So, back when I was working at "The Last Man on Earth,"
Kristen Schaal, who was my co-worker,
went on an alternative talk show to yours --
you're not the only person with a talk show.
[ Laughter ] And she had gone --
Okay, I'll say it. It's Conan. Conan.
She went on Conan's talk show. -Uh-huh.
[ Laughter ] Okay.
-She ta-- One of the things she brought up was the fact that
we worked two blocks away
from the biggest dildo manufacturer in the country.
I think it's in the country or maybe the world.
It's called Pipedreams.
[ Laughter ] So Pipedreams sees this segment
and they go like, "Oh, my God. That's amazing.
Thanks for bringing it up."
Sends invitations to us to come and check out
their dildo manufacturing operation.
All our "Last Man on Earth" people.
So, like, an HR nightmare.
We all go over there -- -You said yes?
-Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
How do you say no to that?
[ Laughter ]
-It's an HR nightmare.
-We all went over there, and then sorry again,
but then I went on "Conan" and told the story of the tour
that we took of the place.
And then they saw that and they were like,
"Oh, we got to send these guys
tons of dildos and different sex toys."
So, like, you know, of course, another HR nightmare.
All this stuff is sent to us.
So, there were dildos around our workplace for a long time.
And so I -- You know, I'm not a dildo person.
[ Laughter ] And I got rid of all my things,
but there was one thing that I had to keep
because it was very -- I found it cute.
It's this, like, miniature water cooler,
but instead of water, it's sexual lubricant in there.
[ Laughter ]
So anyway, that's it, and it's cute, right?
It's a cute, little -- [ Laughter ]
And it's like this big and I'm like --
So that's the setup for this.
So cut to seven years later or whatever it is,
and the Forte family is going through a mold problem.
-Mold in your house. -Toxic black mold.
-Wow. -We had to get out.
So people come in and they, you know --
Because we had a baby, so it was like immediately get out.
Let's not take anything. Just get out.
-Sure. -So this company comes in.
I'll say it. Servpro.
They did a great job.
They come in and they, you know, clean up all the mold
and they clean every individual item that you have
and then box it up,
and so they got through with that whole situation.
Mold's gone.
We go back into the place
and I got to go through all the boxes.
So I'm looking through all these boxes,
and, you know, they're very good.
They label everything on the sides of the boxes.
And it's, you know, books and files.
It's a bunch of normal stuff.
And then I come to this one box.
It was a little confusing
because I couldn't figure it out.
And yeah, so this was, um...
It was "personal moisture."
[ Laughter ]
And I was like -- I couldn't figure it out,
because I didn't -- you know.
So I get it, I open it --
-Personal moisture. -The lube cooler.
-Yes, the lube cooler, which is not the name --
It should be the name of it.
-And then I realized --
I started going through more boxes.
And there were like -- from their -- how they labeled stuff,
I realized, "I think they think I'm a creep."
[ Laughter ]
Or a weirdo. I don't know.
-I don't know if we can zoom in -- if we can see what --
-Oh, that says "Sony video camera, poop, fart."
[ Laughter ]
I was like, "What is that?"
There's like an emoji -- I had a poop emoji candle
that somebody gave me, and then a bottle of fart spray,
which is hard to describe.
It's just fart in a can.
-Yeah, fart in -- Yeah, yeah. It's funny. It's a joke, yeah.
But this one made me laugh.
This one says...
-"Glass light bulbs, U-Verse, pee container."
[ Laughter ]
I did know what that one was.
[ Laughter ]
Container for your -- a medical --
My wife had gotten me for that.
That's a long story to that. You don't need to know it.
But she did -- I am the owner of a pee container.
[ Laughter ] -Do you remember you got me
a gift once, a nice -- to pass the time?
Do you remember that you got me this?
-I don't. -You got me a puzzle.
And if I put the puzzle together, it was your butt.
-Oh, yes! [ Laughter ]
A friend gave that to me as a gift
and then I regifted it to him, because I was like --
[ Laughter ]
-But then you told me -- after you gave it to me,
like I was ever going to put it together, you said to me that
it might be missing a piece.
[ Laughter ]
So I have to put it together
to see which piece is missing and then call you.
But I still have the puzzle somewhere.
-You got to do that! -I know, I know, I know.
-We'll do it together. -Let's do it together, perfect.
-Next time we're locked in a freezer.
-We're locked in a freezer.
I want to talk about "MacGruber."
I want to talk about the "MacGruber" series
on Peacock after the break.
More with Will Forte, everybody.