- I love kids when they fall.
- (host) Name something people take with them to the beach.
You said... - Who doesn't love
a good beach turkey?
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) So today, you'll be playing against each other
in a try not to laugh challenge. - Oh no.
I'm already doing it.
- I will not be able to do well at this.
This is my first one. - It's your first one?
- Yeah. - Nice.
- Ooh. I feel like you're
gonna take me down. - No.
- I might be okay with the video,
but you'll laugh and it'll be the end.
- (FBE) Can you tell me about your working relationship
here at FBE? - He's an editor.
- I made something and then hand it off to Sid
who then gives it to the world.
- He basically does whatever I tell him to do,
but then sometimes he doesn't. - I'll do whatever I feel
like doing. Sometimes it happens to be
the things he asked me to do.
- (FBE) So the rules are as follows,
if you laugh or smile once the video starts,
even in between videos all the way to the end,
you'll get a point. You wanna have as least
points as possible by the end. - All right.
- (FBE) Okay. - Sounds good.
- So we can laugh? - If you wanna lose.
- Okay. Fantastic.
- What movie is this? Oh, it's Game of Thrones.
- Game of Thrones.
- I love Game of Thrones so much. - I think I smiled a little.
- Oh, I know what's coming.
- People on fire screaming to the cowboy guy.
- We got some singing cowboy action going on here.
I can resist that. - Oh yeah.
♪ Ah ♪
- Ooh.
- I've seen so much of this guy.
- That's a classic one.
- This is a better version of this than I've seen in a while,
'cause this guy pops up in a lot of places.
- I don't know what's really going on.
- I don't really either. - I guess that counts.
[Bleep] (buzzer)
- It's not a dragon, but it is--
- I told you it's gonna be you that gets me,
not the video. - That's good.
(buzzer)
- I really wanna laugh and smile right now.
- Me too, me too.
- That was close.
- Oh, the fire was so good though.
- That's on you. That point's going to him.
- No, that's not how this works. - It is now.
- (narrator) Tom Hanks got his start on the hit sitcom
the Booty Brothers. - Ooh.
- (narrator) Which led to a breakout starring role
in Ron Howler's... - This voice though.
- (narrator) This Man Has One Wet Foot
and the Pony Pimp and dramas such as...
(buzzer)
- See, I don't know the actual name of these,
so I could just believe. - Yeah, I'm probably 50/50.
That's good.
- (narrator) Then one of his most famous roles, Bag,
- I want this guy to do the voiceovers for all
movie promos ever. - I just don't get this.
- I get what he's doing here. It's silly words.
Who doesn't love a good silly word?
- (narrator) Blogs, Tuber and Hoonis, Joe Burns
Big Volleyball with Mug Ryland,
the Bonerboys Get Vasectomies.
- It's just not-- okay, that was funny.
Okay, I lost. I lost, damn it.
(buzzer)
- This is amazing. Tom Hanks did all of his
great movies and then he also did these.
I'm sorry, I shouldn't tell jokes.
(buzzer)
- (narrator) Pigstar's Tom Hanks.
- It just keeps going. One liners.
- He was in so many movies.
- (narrator) Tom Hanks 2, Puppet Wife,
the Queen's Milk. - It's so aggressively nonsensical.
- That one's just right up my alley.
(buzzer)
- (narrator) He also produced 2001's dark reboot
of the Booty Brothers. - This is just going on too long.
Oh my God. - That was so hard.
- Dude, are you kidding? - (FBE) You can't laugh
in the middle either. Or smile.
- Okay, I'll figure this game out eventually.
- Okay. (buzzer)
- That was weird. - Yeah.
I wanted to smile in between that.
- (FBE) That was a little bit of a smile.
- Yeah, it was. I'm not gonna lie.
(buzzer)
♪ In your head ♪
- I do love... - Oh yeah, I think I've
seen this one.
- (singing along) ♪ In your head Zombie ♪
- I think I'm just giggly today. (buzzer)
♪ Zombie, zombie ♪ - Ooh, that was tough.
- That's just like, smh all day. (buzzer)
- ♪ Zombie ♪ - I understood that reference.
- Yes, the '90s.
(screaming)
♪ I feel good ♪ - That's good, that's good.
(screaming) ♪ I feel good ♪
- Scream sneezers are the worst.
♪ I feel good I knew that I would ♪
(buzzer)
♪ I knew that I would ♪
- Good cut. Check out those editing skills.
- Oh man, kids doing silly things.
- What's in there, though?
(buzzer)
- I love kids when they fall. (buzzer)
- I can't handle when kids fall. (buzzer)
- Oh, poor thing. - Reminds me of my sister.
- Oh, baby. He's probably gonna cry
about that later. - Or laugh.
You never know with kids.
- (host) Name something people take with them to the beach.
- (man) Turkey. (buzzer)
- (host) Name something people take with them to the beach.
- (man) Turkey. - Nah.
- Turkey? (buzzer)
- I've seen this one. - I haven't,
but I like his answers.
- (host) Food often stuffed. - (man) Turkey.
- Oh man. - Turkey.
- This is so good. - Thanksgiving every day.
- (host) Two weeks. Two weeks in Turkey.
Name something people take with them to the beach.
You said turkey. - Who doesn't love
a good beach turkey?
- (host) The answer was... - Stop it.
- It's just the dumbest answer.
- (host) Supermarket. The answer was...
- He should be getting a million points for
every single one.
- (host) A food often stuffed. You said a turkey
and that gave you 21. - He got some.
He actually made it on the board.
Good for him.
- Turkey was right. - This is the equivalent of
guessing B on everything on the SATs.
You're gonna get one of them right.
- That's what I did.
- What are you doing to your phone?
- Don't do-- oh God.
- Oh my. - Really stressing me out.
♪ (Seinfeld theme) ♪
- [Bleep]. (buzzer)
- Is this real? ♪ (Seinfeld theme) ♪
- Oh my gosh. - You murdered it.
Damn it, I laughed. (buzzer)
♪ (Seinfeld theme) ♪ - Oh man.
These are all... - It was Seinfeld.
Seinfeld just makes me laugh. (buzzer)
- Oh, I've seen this one.
♪ We ♪
- Yeah, that's good. (buzzer)
♪ We ♪
- Oh my God, that's perfect.
(buzzer)
♪ We ♪ - That's funny.
- See, now I'm just letting it out.
- Oh man, oh man. You're making it so hard for me.
- Sorry. (buzzer)
- Yeah, yeah.
- Some big-ass bugs. - I'd be scared too.
- Is she in a tank? - Yeah, where is she?
- The panic in her eyes right now is so serious.
- Dude, that thing's giant, too.
- (reporter groaning) (buzzer)
- She keeps giving a face like she's done with this,
but then she's right back on the saddle.
- She's a professional.
- Fixes the hair.
- (reporter) Events will continue-- (buzzer)
- (reporter) Rest of the week here at Fort Riley
with sporting events. At Fort Riley,
- What? No.
Why is she just in a tank? Come on.
(buzzer)
- Why is she delivering this in a tank in the first place?
- You gotta make local news exciting.
- Uh oh.
- Ooh. - Gymnast.
- Aw. - Damn it.
I was waiting for him to fall on his face
as happens with baby videos, but nope, just a little...
(buzzer)
- Been there.
- Oh, he's trying to impress her. - That's cute.
That's pretty cute. - Kid knows his priorities, I guess.
- What's that? Oh, it's gonna...
- Break into the car? - Into the car.
- Oh no.
Oh my God. - Please tell me that was staged.
- Crack open this-- oh.
- [Bleep]. (buzzer)
- Will it work? Is there someone in there?
Oh my gosh.
- Yeah. He's just like stonefaced.
- It's like you know what's about to happen.
- I mean, obviously it's staged because the guy who's filming
wouldn't just stand there and wait or if he did,
that's the [bleep] criminal I've ever seen.
- (FBE) That was it. You won.
- Whoo. Oh my God,
you were laughing and my face was twitching.
I was like, please.
- I did terribly. The idea that some dude
thinks about, "What am I gonna take to the beach?
Turkey" Just kills me. A live turkey?
Turkey breast? What's going on?
There needs to be more context.
- I think these videos will get most people.
There was that weird, bizarre Tom Hanks one,
there's kids falling over, there's news reporters
making mistakes. I think there's a little something
for everyone in here. - Something for the Micah
or the Stephen in your life. - Yeah.
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