- Oh, this is so cool, I didn't know this existed!
- What!?
- (PvF) All aboard the Pineapple Express.
- (gasps) Oh!
- (PvF) 'Cause we're ganja have a good time.
(both laugh) - Yeah!
- Morning sativa, right? Instead of morning Joe?
(both laugh)
- You know, a left-handed cigarette.
The devil's lettuce.
A little bit of the jazz cabbage.
- (PvF) We've got Snoop and Martha in the house
for the ultimate Try Not To Eat potluck dinner party.
Welcome to the dank side.
(both laugh) - Let's go!
- (both) To the dank side!
- Why was I like Snoop and Martha?
I don't know... - Who's Snoop, who's Snoop?
- Is it really a question?
- Martha's sexy, I don't care, it's cool, I'll be Martha.
It's all good. (Jair laughs)
- The pairing that we never knew we needed.
- Yes, exactly. (laughs) - Yeah.
(crowd cheers)
- They got Seth Rogen and Wiz Khalifa.
- Yo, you know they got high. - Oh my!
(both gasp)
- You got... - Fried chicken?
- (Snoop) You take some tater chips.
- Yes, potato chips on anything. - Yes, oh my God!
- Some chips on top of the chicken too?
- I'm starving right now!
- You ever put potato chips on a sandwich?
- Oh yes, and in ice cream.
- And ice cream? - (Erin) Yes.
- Ugh!
(Jair laughs) - Look at that!
Aww yeah! - Ooh!
Here we go!
- You're starting me off with fried chicken, player.
- (PvF) Tater chip deep-fried chicken from Martha, Snoop, Seth, and Wiz,
is a crispy, crunchy, munchy dream
that you're definitely gonna wanna try.
- Oh my God! - Yes.
- The way it smells!
- Ooh!
- Thank you, anyway. (buzzer rings)
- Frick!
- I think I'm gonna go in. - Aw man, it does look delicious!
How is it?
(Jair laughs)
- Mmm! - Oh wow.
Your reaction, I think I have to.
- You better. - Do I have to?
(buzzer rings)
- Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and probably eat this.
It smells so good. (buzzer rings)
- I don't know what I wanna do.
- Mmm!
- Ooh, the crunchiness! - Oh, it's so crispy!
- Everything you dreamed of and more. (Nick laughs)
- It's so juicy. - Right.
- So crispy.
- Man, alright, like, no, we're, yeah.
(buzzer rings)
- Bro. - Oh my God.
- That's so good!
- Like, I just wanna take off this breading
and just eat it by itself.
- Mm-hmm!
- Like a potato chip, you know what I mean?
- (laughs) No like eh... - ♪ I'm a singing chicken ♪
Mmm.
- This is stoner food.
I would for sure smash this after a joint, for sure.
- During!
- I just, I'm thinking about the punishment food, Jayse.
I'm just like, I don't know if I wanna do it.
- (PvF) How is it?
- I'd take a nice cold Budweiser, nice sativa.
- His Seattle's starting to show.
- Oh, we're gonna get after it.
- But what if there's another plate that I wanna try more?
Because even if I do try it, even though I try not to try it,
I'm gonna might wanna try it,
and so maybe there's a better one that I could try.
(Jayse laughs)
- I'm gonna might wanna try it. That was the best, I'm stealing that.
- I'm gonna might wanna try it. - That was great.
- Yeah, I could put Doritos on there, fried Oreos.
Oh man, I get ah...
- If you're not eating your chicken all the way down...
- What are you doing? - Then you're messing up.
- (PvF) So apparently Snoop is always high on set.
- Shocker. - And he said that he also
sprinkles some special herbs and spices,
not only into his cooking, but into Martha's as well,
when she's not looking.
- Imagine like before, she was just like super pure,
and never had that.
- Yeah, honey, she went to jail for insider trading.
- Not so pure. (Brian laughs)
Not so frickin' pure, now!
- Dang, what!? (both laugh)
- He wasn't ready, Nicole.
- This is a pass for me.
I feel like I'm doing something wrong.
- Yo, I didn't know you were gonna smash all four of 'em
just like crazy like that!
- (Martha) And press, it's a little pressure box.
Now watch this.
- Is this sushi? - Kathy Griffin.
- Oh my! - We're doing sushi?
- Mike Epps? Oh, the lineup!
- (Martha) Unagi is... - Oh, unagi.
- (Martha) An aphrodisiac.
- (Snoop) It's Viagra in there? (Jillian screams)
- (Martha) It's better, I think.
- I love this show!
- (Snoop) Oh, he dabbing! - Oh, he's dabbing, yes!
(Erin laughs) Look at that!
(both laugh)
- (Snoop) I ain't never had my food dab before.
- Wow!
- (laughs) I ain't never had my food dab before.
- Wow!
- Are you serious? - Are you kidding?
- Ooh! (gasps)
- (PvF) We've got an all natural aphrodisiac, smoked up unagi sushi
that'll certainly make you feel all the feels.
- This is insane.
The presentation!
- Oh, this is so cool, I didn't know this existed!
- What!?
- Woo! - What, what!?
- (PvF) Oh, my whole camera is smoky over here.
(both laugh)
- Like, the full smoke machine and everything, there's no way.
(buzzer rings)
- Let's go, cheers! I'm not thinking about this one!
- Oh, okay, okay!
- Not even gonna challenge me! - Not even thinking!
- No way! (buzzer rings)
- Mm-hmm. - Mmm!
- (PvF) Are you on the seaweed diet?
- Oh, see weed, ah! - Ah!
- I see weed and I smoke it!
- And I gotta, gotta smoke it!
- It tastes smoky. - Mm-hmm.
- From just that little presentation, you know?
- You can taste the smokiness.
- ♪ Big girls don't cry ♪ (buzzer rings)
Oh my God. - That good, huh?
- It gives you a little bit of like a barbecue feel, wow.
- But without it feeling it's like burnt,
you know what I mean?
- You took, what do you want? This is the second biggest piece.
- Right, no, that's the second biggest piece!
You're capping!
Ooh, isn't it good? - Yeah, it's really good.
- Fire, right? - Mm-hmm.
- That is so awesome. That is so cool.
- Like, I didn't think the smoke would be like that much,
'cause it just hits it, but you can taste it with the meat.
'Cause you know, eel's got like a firm texture to it.
- Mm-hmm!
- Wow! - Oh yeah.
- That is delicious!
- You didn't even try not to. - I didn't even try not to.
- You got right in there.
That was awesome. - Yes.
- Also, can we talk about the fact that we're literally eating eel?
That's crazy! But it's so good!
- I'm low carb though, so I have to eat all the rice?
Can I just eat the eel.
- (PvF) You can just eat the eel. - (Jair) I'm not judging you.
- I feel like you are a little bit. (laughs)
- Honey, I just knocked back the full rack.
(Nick laughs) And I'm judging you?
- (Martha) Dessert consisting of pate a choux pastries.
- Ooh, pate a choux?
- Derulo?
(Erin laughs)
- ♪ Jason Derulo ♪
- ♪ Jason Derulo ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
- What? - I like this.
- I couldn't even stand being in the audience though.
It's like you're just drooling, just like...
- (Martha) Okay, just put the tip in.
- Just the tip. (Erin laughs)
Just the tip!
(both laugh) - Just the tip.
- You didn't! - Yes!
- I thought you were just gonna give us a puff pastry.
- Okay.
- This is like criminal. This is criminal.
- (PvF) We all know Jason Derulo loves his Milli Meal sweets,
and these puff puff pastries stuffed croquembouche
are sure to give you a million and one.
- What is...
- So this Jason Derulo's puff puff pastries?
(both laugh) - Puff puff pass!
- I'm really craving something sweet right now.
This sounds really good.
- Have you ever had croquembouche before?
- I've never had it.
But I'm gonna. - But here it is, yeah.
- So you're not gonna have a bite of this?
- You're gonna have to bite it first.
- See how it crystallizes, but yes.
- Yo, I took my lactose pill earlier. (Jair laughs)
So I don't know that I'm gonna be able to eat a lot of this,
but I definitely have to try.
- Oh! (laughs)
Maybe we're not supposed to eat it!
- I meant to do that.
- You ready? - Cheers.
- (whispers) Oh my God. (buzzer rings)
- I wonder what the cream is on the inside?
Is it mayonnaise based? - Ugh.
- (PvF) No it is definitely not. - What!?
- Oh my God.
- Well, that's a no for me dog. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
- A creamy milk-filled donut.
- I don't eat dairy that often.
Oh my God this is what people have been missing.
- You gotta describe it, Nick! You're not giving me enough info!
- It's like my first time. It's like handing me ice cream.
I don't know! (Jair laughs)
- I, you, I'm sold.
- If you like cream puffs at all, like these are really delightful.
- It's covered with this deliciously crunchy caramel
that has... - Texture!
- Like, a little bit of texture, a little bit of bitterness.
- So the sugar on the outside is crispy.
- Mm-hmm.
- But it's almost like a caramel,
you know what I mean? - I don't, I'm not liking that.
- Are you out of your mind? You're like the worst stoner ever!
(both laughs) The way you're talking!
- When you pulled off that giant chunk,
I just was like, I gotta go.
(Jayse laughs)
- Who gets stoned, and just eats candy?
- Everybody! - No.
- What are you talking about? - No!
- Are you out of your mind?
- I'm straight up calling Pizza Hut,
I'm getting wings, I'm getting stuffed crust.
- Mm-hmm! - Mm-hmm.
- Dude, no. Sour Patch Kids.
- Ugh! - Twizzlers!
- Ugh! - Twinkies!
- Ugh!
- Mmm, we're classy. - Never trashy.
- Mm-hmm!
- Is it giving that? - Like a custard?
- Yeah. - Softer.
What is that, what do you mean? - Oh my God.
I don't know!
- Do you not like soft bread?
Are you one of those people that just eats like stale bread?
You don't like things to be soft?
- Like a creme brulee cream puff. - Mm-hmm.
- Right, 'cause you have the burnt sugar over it.
Oh my God.
- Just try like a little, just the tip.
- (laughs) You're funny. - Just the tip. (laughs)
- That was worth it. That was worth whatever's coming.
- (Martha) So, mashed potatoes, we're back again.
- (Snoop) Uh-huh.
(Jillian gasps)
- Mashed potatoes. - Ooh!
- (Snoop) You want me to take the skizzin off of it.
- He said the skizzin!
- (Martha) No, this is cream cheese.
- Cream cheese and potatoes?
- Look at him wearing the sunglasses.
You know he is either hung over
or high as can be. - I know the glasses...
- This collab is everything!
- Okay, so this is the moment that they became Martha and Snoop?
- (Snoop) This smell good. What is this again?
- He's all baked. - He's like what is this again?
- He's just like what is this?
(Jillian gasps)
- Get the...
- This looks amazing!
- (PvF) So this is the recipe that started it all.
From 2008, when Snoop and Martha first cooked together,
we've got their dreamy and decadently creamy mashed potatoes.
- Wow. - Yo!
- This is like their staple. Their trademark.
- Yes! - Are these potatoes.
- I'm not in a super mashed potato mood,
also, too, this looks fake.
It's incredible, I don't want to eat it.
- Probably. - Yeah, I'm gonna pass on this one,
because I saw her make this with nothing but
cream cheese, butter, and milk. - Mmm, oh yeah!
- Wow, this is like, this is getting heated.
(buzzer rings)
How are they?
- Oh my gosh, see, you can't do that!
Like, you can't make that face!
- You know when it's just too pretty looking,
and you don't wanna eat it, but then you do?
- I'm nervous about the cream cheese, Nick.
- What are you nervous about?
- Like, you think it's gonna go good?
- I have no idea,
I don't know what cream cheese tastes like!
(both laugh)
- (PvF) There's also a lot of cream cheese.
- Oh, it does? - Mmm!
(buzzer rings)
- Mmm, yum.
- I must, I must. (buzzer rings)
- It's the cream cheese. - (Brian) Mm-hmm.
- It's insane!
- I don't know, I like my mashed potatoes a little lumpy,
and I put cheese in mine.
- What do you have against soft food?
(both laugh)
What are you gonna do when you get old,
and you're in the nursing home. - I like my food hard, bruh!
- And that's all they give you is soft food!
- I like my food hard!
- You'd be like can I get a brick to eat?
- I like to pretend that I'm not lactose intolerant
when I come to REACT Media. - Oh no! (laughs)
I am too!
- It's just funny, you know? It's like yin and yang, you know,
and she's like kinda subtle, but she's got that smirk, you know?
- She does, mm-hmm! - She knows what's happening.
- This is insane munchy food, honestly.
- I will say, I'm sorry, I have been somebody who has gone
back to the house after a night of whatever you wanna call it,
and just taken a box of mashed potatoes and housed it.
- Okay.
- 'Cause you're too busy knocking back Sour Patch Kids
and whatnot. - Yes!
- You're not eating real food.
- I guarantee you, I'm not the only person
that eats Sour Patch Kids when they're high.
I'd be willing to bet my entire life savings on it.
- You're missing out, you're missing out.
- (PvF) I eat a lot of Sour Patch Kids.
- Yes!
- (PvF) Stale Sour Patch Kids? - I'll give you that.
- Oh, extra tough. - Yep, yep.
- (PvF) Yeah. - Yep.
- We'll put Sour Patch Kids in the mashed potatoes,
then maybe you can get on board.
- He's gonna love your punishments. (group laughs)
- (Martha) A Venus blush cocktail. It's Prosecco...
- Prosecco! - Asking about this.
- Stunning!
- (Snoop) Blood orange?
- Oh, I know that's good. - Get out of town.
Blood orange is amazing.
- Billie Joe Armstrong there, Green Day, absolutely.
- I love blood orange.
- (Martha) Oh, we have some pizza to make.
(Jair gasps) - Pizza!
- Stop!
- (Snoop) Look Martha, I know how to make dough.
- Oh my gosh! - He said I've been making dough.
You don't tell me how to make dough.
- (Snoop) Long time. - (Martha) He knows how to make dough.
He knows how to grow grass.
- He knows how to grow grass.
- Pizza! - Pizza.
- And Prosecco.
- (Martha) Mushroom pizza.
- (Snoop) I don't know about mushrooms, Martha.
- Mushroom!
- (Snoop) I act a fool when I eat mushrooms.
(both laugh)
- I mean... - Everything he said.
- I don't know what he's talking about.
It's an aperol spritz. - Ooh, yay!
- An aperol spritz and a pizza!
- Bro. (laughs)
You out here willin', dawg.
- (PvF) Green Day loved these mozzarella, ricotta,
and mushroom pizzas,
especially when paired with a lovely aperol blood orange spritz.
- Green Day makes me nervous.
Didn't they have an album called Dookie?
(laughs) Like, I don't know if I necessarily
wanna be eating what they're making.
- I don't like the way it smells.
- Oh wait, no no. Do you not like bitter stuff?
- No.
- I feel like it's rude. - Are you going to cheers me?
- I feel like it's disrespectful if I don't, right?
- It would be entirely disrespectful.
- Fine. Cheers.
(buzzer rings)
- Perfect, it's beautiful though. (buzzer rings)
I love the color, and I like blood orange,
but that would be the thing.
- I do drink. (buzzer rings)
I'm just nervous to drink and eat the pizza,
and have the rest of my day. (laughs)
- We're not even trying not to eat these things at this point.
It's too good! - Come on, dawg.
- No, I think it might wreak havoc on the insides.
- You'll be okay, do a couple sit-ups.
- Do a couple of sit-ups. That's not how it works.
- It is.
- Whatever. - Is that a thing?
Like, aperol spritz, blood orange aperol spritz and pizza?
- It is now.
- Are we both going? - What if it's the same one.
- Are we both going in?
- Yeah, ready, one, two, three. - Alright.
(Jillian screams) Oh my God!
- There. - Are you gonna try the pizza?
- Has a bear [censored] in the woods?
- Ugh. - It's the best.
- Yeah, that fresh mozz, I love it.
- The crust might be a little soft for you though.
- You get on my nerves. - It's not burnt.
So if it's not burnt, is it really cooked?
- Cheers. - (whispers) Oh yes.
- Very fresh? - Very fresh.
- Dude, the color of the dough looks so good!
- You better eat the crust. - Bro.
- That's the toughest part.
You ate the softest part of the pizza. (laughs)
- Bro!
- I figured you would've gone crust first.
- No, Nick.
- What a day we've had. - Mm-hmm!
- What an experience.
- Being treated like queens and kings, you know?
(both laugh)
- You need to take this seriously, Nick!
You're cheating, you're looking at that camera?
- Uh-huh. - (PvF) Yeah.
- (Jair) And you're mock eating it.
- Mmm. (buzzer rings)
- (Jair) I can't do this!
- Shout out to Chef Ash!
How many times have I said shout out to Chef Ash?
- (PvF) Alright, well guys, that is it.
That is our challenge.
- Ah, delicious. Okay! (laughs)
- Fantastic.
- (PvF) Not a single person in this episode
was able to avoid the dishes.
- Oh, you can't, are you kidding me?
- (PvF) You ready to see the prize that you are missing out on?
- Oh, that's right. There was a prize.
- (Snoop) And Martha is my best FF.
- Oh, best friend forever. - Oh!
- But he meant best...
- Best felon. (laughs)
- (Jimmy) What is Snoop's favorite thing to cook?
Fried chicken with Corn Flakes? (Erin gasps)
- Oh my God! - Oh!
- (Jimmy) Martha-rita!
- Woah! - I mean...
- A Martha-rita, perfect. - Oh no.
(both gasp)
- What, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
- (PvF) For our winners, we've got some of Snoop's
favorite fried chicken with frosted Corn Flakes,
a Martha-rita, and your very own copy of From Crook to Cook,
Platinum Recipes From The Boss Dogg's Kitchen.
- This is amazing!
- This is what we're missing out on!
- This is because I took a bite of the chicken.
- I want you to know, I am the most mad
about this part.
- Erin and I, we shot our first episode very recently,
and she and I were both born in the same hospital in Michigan.
- Yes. - Butterworth Hospital.
So I am going to use my Get Out Of Punishment card.
I'm also going to use one of my yellow cards
so that she can eat with me. - Oh my gosh!
- I'm using two cards. - What!?
Show everybody where you're from.
- (Ash) Thank you, sir. - Well, thank you, Chef Ash.
- We're the only state that can do this, I'm from here.
- What!?
- Yes! - Oh, and she gets a cook book too?
- Yes!
- Can we see how high Snoop Dogg is on the back photo?
- What? Make your own Starburst?
- (Erin) Dope, oh cool! - What!?
- Aww, this looks so good. - Oh man.
- Can I have some of the salt, Nicole?
- And we can't eat it? - (PvF) Nope!
- That is a margarita. - Yes it is!
- Okay! - Martha-rita.
- That is a Martha-rita, Jayse, come on!
Can't remember a thing! - Ooh!
Mmm! - Oh my God!
- Oh my God! - Yes!
- She's a smoothie. - The quality of this.
Wait no, Nicole! (both laugh)
- Oh sorry, sorry, sorry. - It's alright, hold on.
- (PvF) No, no, no, no, no! - Okay, well, fine.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Nick, Jair, Brian, and Jillian,
you were tempted, and for that, you must suffer the consequences.
- (narrator) What the [censored] is nutraloaf?
- I've had nutraloaf already!
- Food product used as punishment in many American prisons?
- Okay, I will say, I normally always love loaved meat.
- No!
- Do you consider nutraloaf cruel and unusual punishment?
We're about to find out!
- Ugh.
- Oh God, dang! (laughs)
- Yeah, why you gotta slam it?
- (laughs) Slam like we're in prison, bro!
- Oh God, that smells horrendous.
- I wanna smell it too. - (laughs) Yes!
I made the right call!
- Ugh, it smells like a foot. - Woo!
- Yeah.
- (PvF) Since Martha and Snoop both served time,
we figured it was only fitting for you to enjoy
the same food they might have had in prison.
The self-described punishment food, the nutraloaf.
Was it worth it? - Alright.
Hold on. (laughs) Let's find out.
- Ugh!
- Okay, good start. (laughs)
- We got some spinach in there.
- A meat of some sort. I know there's beans.
- It's nuts for sure, peanuts.
- I'm always taking so many bites of the punishment.
It feels good to be on the other side of that.
- Oh, you took a big bite! Oh, you're a G, bro, ugh.
- Hey, it's got some raisins!
- Oh, I hate raisins!
- I feel like that was a raisin. Was that a raisin?
- Oh my God, stop. - Was that a raisin?
- Yo, I mean, the hair in there, maybe not so much,
but it's got a nice texture to it, it's almost like, yeah,
I mean, it feels like meatloaf.
- Definitely never had a bean and a raisin in the same...
(laughs) at the same, sorry. - Oh my God.
- Oh, we got some celery, maybe.
- I'll never forget you for this. Thank you so much.
- Erin, it was a pleasure. - You did a very kind thing.
- My fellow Michigander. - Mm-hmm!
- It's a little crispy, you should like it.
It's not as soft as the other stuff. - (laughs) I hate you!
- So it should be right up your alley.
- Ugh! (laughs)
- The smell of it is something to be desired,
but the taste of it is not the worst.
- (PvF) Well, that does it for today,
any final thoughts?
- Hey, what were we... - Food is good.
- What were we talking about? (Erin laughs)
- Like we said at the beginning, you called me Martha.
It's not my first rodeo. I've been to prison!
This is delicious!
- You sat me next to a criminal?
(both laugh)
- (PvF) Thank you guys so much for watching
this Try Not To Eat episode.
Happy 4/20 everyone!
Let us know what you thought in the comments below,
and til next time, nutraloaf cheers!
- We're doing our time. - (PvF) Doing our time.
- Mm.
- (PvF) This is not good.