(wolves howling) (gates clanking)
(liquid bubbling)
(upbeat music)
♪ I was baking cookies on Halloween day ♪
♪ When a trick-or-treating monster came my way ♪
♪ There was a google in his eye when he let out with a cry ♪
- Feed me cookie, please!
♪ He did the Nosh, he did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪
♪ The Cookie Nosh, sprinkle and chocolate ganache ♪
♪ Me did the Nosh, cookies decorated with panache ♪
♪ Me did the Nosh, he did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪
♪ Om, nom ♪ ♪ On everyone's cookies ♪
♪ He did feast ♪
♪ Om, nom ♪ ♪ This Cookie Monster ♪
♪ Wasn't sharing, not in the least ♪
♪ Nom nom ♪ ♪ Taking cookies ♪
♪ By the boxful, he even ate my cookie a la mode ♪
♪ Me did the Nosh, he did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪
♪ The Cookie Nosh, even tried a cookie made of squash ♪
♪ Me did the Nosh, a pumpkin cookie with a mustache ♪
♪ Me did the Nosh ♪ (Dracula laughing)
♪ He did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪
♪ Cookie Monster saw his friends weren't having fun ♪
♪ He realized that others may want some ♪
♪ So he shared with Elmo and the fuzzy blue one ♪
♪ Nom nom go nom nom go nom nom nom ♪
♪ Cookie Monster was sharing, it was a familiar sound ♪
♪ They had cookies and milk, some weren't even round ♪
♪ More trick or treaters began to arrive ♪
♪ Including Zoey and the number five ♪
♪ We did the Nosh, we did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪
♪ The Cookie Nosh, snicker doodles, shortbread, my gosh ♪
♪ We did the Nosh, cookies disappeared in a flash ♪
♪ We did the Nosh, we did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪
♪ Now everyone's full, sharing's spread round the land ♪
♪ This Halloween, hold out your hand ♪
♪ Find a friend and give a treat or two, saying ♪
- This cookie just for you.
♪ Then you can Nosh, then you can Cookie Monster Nosh ♪
♪ Then you can Nosh, ha ha, the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪
♪ Then you can Nosh, then you can Cookie Monster Nosh ♪
♪ Then you can Nosh ♪ (Dracula chuckling)
♪ Na, na, na, na, Nosh ♪
- Oh, ah, cookies. - Oh, look at him go!
- Halloween cookie, delicious. - He loves his cookies!
(wolves howling) (gate creaking)
- Hey, you, yeah you, this is your final warning.
That's right, it's another Sesame Street parody
with a cute, wholesome message about sharing, oh, please.
Lemme share something with you, click away and scram!
- Wah! - Oh, what's that?
You actually wanna watch this?
Oh, come on, seriously?
Well, what are you sittin' around listenin' to me for then?
Skip ahead already, jeesh.
(trash can lid slams)
- Me ate all the food in Snack Side Down.
Huh, me want more food!
Me so hungry!
- [People] (speaking gibberish) Trick or treat!
- Treats, oh boy,
here me come!
See ya, Barb!
- Wait, can I come?
Don't forget me! (grunting)
- Come on guys, the next house has the big candy.
(Bert worm whimpers) - Don't worry,
old buddy Dirt, I'll share with you too.
- [Bert Worm] Yay, yay, yay, yay!
- (whimpering) I, your cute, adorable child of the 80s,
Lucas, have a bad feeling about tonight.
Why don't we all go home and play a nice, safe board game?
Go Fish, anyone?
- It's Halloween, Lucas, and nothing bad'll happen to us.
(suspenseful music)
- Whoa, this strange place.
Now, where are those kids with all the delicious treats?
Mm, num num, mm, num num, whoa, mm, num num num.
(Cookie Monster smacks lips) - Hey.
- Hi. - Who are you?
- Oh, me?
Me the Cookie Gore (clears throat).
Hold on a second.
Me tricker treater dressed as adorable flower (laughing).
- Oh, now I get it. - Yeah.
Oh, ooh, what that?
That delicious treat?
- This?
Oh, it's the only non-rotten pumpkin in the whole patch.
- Ooh, that look pretty tasty to me. (moaning)
- Hey, I was gonna share that.
Or carve it with Murray, gotta keep him outta that lab.
Now I have to go back to the patch.
(octopus exclaims) (octopus laughing)
What's that?
- (laughing) Trick or treat!
I can't wait to share my candy. (laughing)
- Whew, that's not strange, that's just
an octopus tricker treating. - Yeah.
- Well, (sighs) I'm off to the pumpkin patch.
Hep, hep. (yelling)
- Watch out for the tunnels, Mr. Hoppy!
- [People] Trick or treat!
- Treat!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
(long-haired girl yelling) (kids yelling)
- [Long-Haired Girl] You boys should have gone home.
- Don't worry, Dirt, I'll protect you.
Wait, have you gotten bigger? - Yeah!
(long-haired girl yelling)
- Wow, (laughs) you should totally see your faces!
- Oh, hey there, skate-y girl. - Hey.
- Me hear there are treats around here.
- Nope, just tricks. (chuckling)
- Trick or treat! - Oh, treat.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
- Oh, you kids look so cute in your costumes.
- Aw. - Okay, line up
and I'll pass out some candy.
- I know Will loves the gummy worms.
Do you got any of those?
(Will coughing) (liquid splashing)
- There you go. - Oh, nice decorations.
Me like what you've done with the place.
- Thank you. (Cookie Monster gasps)
- Treats!
Oh, nom, nom, nom. - Wait.
Now, wait, that's not very kind.
Bob, Bob, the big kid ate all the candy!
- Hey, I think that's the-- - Cookie Gorgon!
(all yelling)
- Okay, okay, I know, I know you kids are all upset
because the big kid ate all the candy,
but look, I made some cookies.
- Cookies!
Ah-- (mysterious music)
Hey, why can't me move?
- 11!
- Friends share.
(mysterious music) (Cookie Monster gasps)
- (sighs) Share, what that?
- You know, when you're a good friend to others.
- Yeah, and don't just take things.
- You can each have some or take turns.
- Mm, so everyone gets candy and cookies, not just you.
- Oh, yeah, none of that ringing bell.
- Maybe this will.
(dreamy music)
- Oh, yeah, that a nice drawing, Will.
Wait a minute, that's sharing?
- Mm-hmm, it sure is.
In fact, I'd like to share this cookie with you.
- Oh boy, with me!
Oh, cookie!
Ah-- - Let me out!
Let me out. (Dirt speaks gibberish)
Ooh! (laughing)
Hey, Dirt. (Dirt vocalizing)
- Oh, you want a cookie, too?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Okay,
me share cookie with you.
- Mm. - Oh, oh gee, isn't that kind?
- You gonna grow up to be
a big, strong Cookie Gorgon one day.
Om, nom, nom, nom. - Mouth breathers.
- Nom, nom, nom. - Ooh, ah.
- Oh, boy.
- Everything's kind of back to normal.
(Dirt vocalizing) (doorbell rings)
- Who could that be?
- [Eight] Trick or treat.
- Eight, everyone this is my sister.
(all gasp)
- [Several] You've had a sister?
- Oh, yeah, I see the family resemblance.
(light music)
- Barb, Barb!
Me got something to share with you.
- Nancy, she remembered me?
I get to go home?
- Uh, no, a waffle!
Yeah, they all the rage up there.
And me want to share this waffle with you.
- Oh.
- There you go.
- Thanks.
Can I go home now?
- Uh, eat your waffle, Barb.
Om, nom, nom.
(Barb sighs)
(door rattling) Nommy, nommy, nommy.
Nommy, nommy, nommy.
(eerie music)
Nommy, nommy. (crows cawing)
Nommy, nommy.
(Cookie Monster snoring)
- (snorts) Hmm, oh, boy oh boy, me must have dozed off.
Okay! (sighs)
Time for cookies!
Mm.
- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.
Nommy, nommy, nommy, nom, mm.
- Mm, nom, nom, nom.
- Wait, those me cookies.
Dough roll, macaroon!
Walking Gingerbread eating me cookies.
- She bit him! - Hey!
(fighters yelling) (blows thudding)
(Cookie Monster and girl sigh)
- Boy, what kind of monster would eat someone's cookies?
- They are Crumbies, come from a bad batch of gingerbread.
The Crumbies are eating all our cookies.
- Oh, what a nightmare.
Oh, what we going to do?
- It's okay, Sheriff.
If we don't open any boxes of cookies, they'll go away.
- Yeah, but me want to eat cookies right now.
(woman sighs) - You just have to wait
till later, Sheriff Graham.
- If the Crumbies hear you open a box,
they will come and eat our cookies!
- Yeah, but, but how can me control me-self
and stop eating cookies?
- Try singing something, that's what I do.
Takes my mind off cookies.
- Okay, me sing me favorite song.
♪ C is for cookie that good enough for ♪
Okay, you know what, that song make me think of cookies.
Oh, cookie! (yelling)
Nom nom nom nom nom nom.
- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.
- Nom, nom, nom.
Nommy!
- Jeesh! (all gasping)
- There's too many of 'em, grab the cookies and run.
- Yeah, cookies, right, yeah, cookies, okay.
- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.
- [Sheriff] Me go this way.
- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy.
- [Sheriff] Yeah, oh.
Boy. - The Crumbies'll never
find us in this here cabin.
- Oh, well, that a relief, now me can eat cookies.
- [Man And Woman] No!
- Do not open that cookie box.
If the Crumbies hear you, they're sure to find us.
- Yeah, but how me control me-self when me know
there are delicious cookies just waiting inside box?
- (sighs) Just pretend that box is something else,
something you wouldn't eat, like a house.
- Oh, okay, yeah, me pretend box of cookies is house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, box is house, box is house.
Box is
gingerbread house
made from yummy gingerbread cookies.
(Sheriff laughing) - Sheriff, wait, no.
- Nommy, nommy. - No, huh!
- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.
- [Sheriff] Oh no.
- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy.
- [Sheriff] Oh, no.
- We've gotta get out of here, grab those cookies.
(woman sighs) - (groans) Oh boy, oh!
- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.
Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.
- Welcome to the cookie safe zone.
I'm the governor, your cookies are safe here, trust me.
- Okay, time to celebrate.
Let's eat some cookies. - No, no.
The cookies are only safe if you don't open the boxes.
- (sighs) But what me do to control me-self?
Me tried singing.
Me tried imagining cookie boxes are houses.
But nothing worked.
- I'm the governor, so you've got to do as I say.
And I say dance.
It'll take your mind off cookies, hit it.
(upbeat music) - Oh.
Hey.
Yeah, hey, this is fun!
And you know what, it working.
Me not even thinking about cookies.
- Nice self-control, Sheriff Lick.
- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.
- The Crumbies, they aren't goin' away!
What are we gonna do?
- Wait a minute, me have idea.
Maybe if me teach Crumbies self-control.
Yeah, yeah, if me can do it, so can Crumbies.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - No!
- [Sheriff] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (grunting)
- [Crumbies] Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.
Nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy.
Nommy-- - Stop, Crumbies.
- [Crumbies] Nommy?
- This cookie safe zone.
Instead of eating cookies, Crumbies can dance.
Hit it!
(upbeat music)
- It's working, the Crumbies are controlling themselves.
They're not eating the cookies.
- From now on, you not walking gingerbread,
you dancing gingerbread.
Yeah, and you know what?
You look delicious when you dance.
(gingerbread cookies exclaim)
(comical music)
("Monster Mash")