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two women enjoying themselves
and wetting their palates,
and two other women wetting their vages.
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Yes, Bridget, looking fresh.
These hoes.
Oh, yes...
Damn, my waist was snatched.
Okay, Marcus come up in the house
with a whole attitude.
I knew he was at A1's video release party
or something like that.
Who?
No.
I still don't know who this Amber girl is.
I still don't understand who-- What?
I tried to explain it to you.
Mmkay.
Mm-hm.
that I've been running around with Roccstar.
Running around?
He put me on probation.
He said I'm not gettin' no (bleep), no deposits...
Damn, no (bleep) or deposits?
No (bleep). No deposits.
What?!
My (bleep) done liked all the pictures.
I said, "Is this what you like?"
That's-- That's what type of time we're on.
If my fiancé was liking Amber's pictures on social media,
we all having a threesome together.
'Cause (bleep) that, I'm not finna argue
with this skinny (bleep).
We gonna all do this together. We all gonna get a (bleep).
I don't know, Bridget. I'm just...
What you about to do?
I'm bored.
Girl... got the lean back.
Got the lean...
And you can basically text somebody
using somebody else's phone number.
Mm-hm.
I'm gonna play a little game with Amber "Cubic Zirconia."
Brooke is a sneaky (bleep). But you know what?
The Aries in me would have did the same mother(bleep) thing.
(laughing)
What are you gonna text to her though?
"Hey, sexy." Let's just set the tone.
"Hey, sexy."
Marcus ain't puttin' no deposits in Brooke,
but he putting 'em in Amber.
"Hey, Zaddy."
Eggplant emoji?!
With a "Z"?
Zaddy is like, "Ooh, that zaddy with the sweatpants on,
"the grey sweatpants with the bankroll in his pocket."
That's zaddy.
Oh, if you text him back "zaddy,"
that means some (bleep) done got dropped off
in them drawers. Okay?
I can't make this up.
That's a lot of exclamation marks.
She text back in 2.3 seconds.
This is making me really mad at Marcus.
I'm really mad right now.
Brooke better than me. I'm not gonna be cool
about another ho texting my man. Pft, sorry.
You been smiling too much on that phone. Who you texting?
Who you texting?
(Shun Love) Who is it?
Check on your vagina.
Marcus.
He engaged.
Is he?
Ooh. Brooke, get your (bleep), Brooke.
Get your (bleep).
Didn't your mum tell you to not be a side bitch?
"What that mouth do?"
All right, glad I ordered this shot
'cause that's what this mouth does.
"What that mouth do?"
I don't know about what Amber's mouth would do
or what Marcus's mouth-- It's too much. It's too graphic.
This is too fast, guys.
"What that mouth do?"
Why you lettin' your momma read your text messages?
Ask him is he-- does he wanna (bleep).
Oh!
Mother!
Tell him what that neck do.
What's that neck do?
Have we talked to Marcus? Have we questioned him?
Have we drilled him? Have we interrogated him?
Because I'm confused.
Hold on, bitch. I gotta reply.
"You'll see."
She trying me right now, huh?
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
You know what you need to do?
You need to invite this bitch to the show.
Ooh.
Ooh...
Ooh. Ooh.
(indistinct)
"With no panties."
No panties.
(chuckling) I love me.
No panties?
Uh... Yeah, we definitely coming.
It looks like Shun and Amber sitting here taking a (bleep)
in some really nice... garments.
Shun and Amber Diamond are getting their vaginas steamed.
Are they getting them steamed because they've been used?
Are they getting them steamed because they need
to be freshened up?
Are they getting them steamed because they raw?
It's actually very hot.
Makes your (bleep) really hot.
What happened to just washing your (bleep) with soap and rag?
Yes!
"I might have chocolate surprise for you."
You like that Bridget?
It's gonna be a surprise all right.
Brooke got a lot of balls to be catfishing anybody.
"Got a chocolate surprise for you."
He is so weird.
Tell him them surprises better come with some checks.
(laughs) I like her.
Getting laid? She's trying to get paid.
She's gonna get that chocolate surprise all right.
She said, "I'm coming. I promise."
Well, you know what?
Show her what that neck do for the right cost.
Okay?
If the price is right.
She (bleep) all right.
(laughing)
The next scene you're about to see
is Shun doing Amber very dirty.
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Not sure about this pink ensemble, Brooke.
But you know I love you regardless.
Oh!
That was a different chocolate surprise than I was expecting.
He always up to some (bleep).
Not bad. I'm throwing money around.
Oh, (bleep).
Lil' boo-boo.
Whoo.
Brooke, had to sit down on that one
and clench her coochie.
(Brooke, in studio) P!
I ain't heard a word from you.
Why if this is such important news,
exciting and beautiful news that you tell the people
that you love, why don't I know, though?
I feel like if Boobie hit Brooke up in the middle of the night
with a (bleep) pic, she'd be like, "Hey, Zaddy!!!"
With a whole bunch of exclamation points,
and maybe a couple of emojis, too.
And while you're at it, girl, screenshot it,
and send it on to me.
Because with you it's complicated.
It ain't no complicated when it comes to, like,
It's not, "Oh, hey, I'm getting married.
Do you want to be in the wedding, too?"
This the rest of your life though, Brooke.
Oh, no. He came through to (bleep) block like a mother(bleep).
Oh!
Yes!
Boobie fine. He know he fine.
I am Team Boobie.
Whatever Boobie says, goes.
If he don't like Marcus, I don't like Marcus.
If he with you, somebody that I think is so special,
and so dope, how is he seen with all these people all the time?
I'ma figure out a way
to find your mother(bleep) fiancé,
Shh! Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Nope.
He's sexy. I'm sorry.
Still look good.
Boobie don't look good at all.
Way to go.
Way to be engaged. I don't see nothing either.
Let me get over here and do my thing.
Good luck.
It's mouth and neck.
Mouth and neck have arrived.
(Brooke) Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
It's my special guest.
Amber Cubic Zirconia.
(Roccstar laughing)
Hey girl, did you come here for your chocolate surprise?
Marcus.
Yeah.
I'm Marcus.
Girl, that's when Amber Diamond need to be like this.
Taking off. Take the wig off.
Get ready.
(Brooke) Gotcha! (laughs)
'Cause I knew you were honorary side chick.
I knew that you were thirsty.
You was Teairra's understudy.
And now you're studying to be my understudy
and I don't need that.
Now you're studying. We still got some work to do.
Way overdue.
This is not your fight.
Who the (bleep) mother-- cursing at, bitch?
Oh, it's a purse! Get that bag. Is it real?
Come close, bitch.
You want to leave from behind the stage?
Yes, girl. Don't be coming here.
Your (bleep) stank.
(laughing) Oh!
Somebody please smell my (bleep)
so we can confirm the rumor is false.
Mother!
Mom!
I can't believe you out here acting like that.
I mean, we're-- why did they--
Why did we take the pie, why?
You can shh and go back over there.
Don't do that to Bridget now.
Oh, my God. Awkward.
But she don't have to talk to y'all.
Stop talking to them.
Oh! Oh! Did she hit-- Oh!
Does she take her wig off and hit Bridget?
I ain't never seen no shit like that.
The wig looked a little stiff
so it looked like it was gonna shake a bitch.
You know what I'm saying? So maybe that's why.
Did her mum just take her wig off
and slap someone with it?
I mean, bitch, take off your own wig
before you take off your daughters.
Mom. Mom, you came for me, bitch,
Smells like cocaine.
I'll take a piss on this (bleep) cheap ass synthetic wig.
Did this bitch say her wig smell like cocaine? (laughing)
I can take a (bleep) bald-headed.
I can take your (bleep) bald-headed.
Bald-headed!
Stay in L.A. Stay in L.A.
Get your (bleep) hands off me!
Bye. Thank you. Good bye, bitch.
Bye, Mama.
How hard can you hit someone with a wig?
Like, I'm gonna try it later to beat someone up with my wig.
Why does she pull her wig off and hit her with it?
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