The fuck you dragging me out here for?
Well let's think about this, I got the camera on...
it's the middle of the woods.
There's just something you got to see man!
Your- your favorite Super Hero's out here.
Let me fucking see it!
Yeah! (Laughing)
Homeboy can fly, what'd you expect?
C'mon dude. Check it out.
It's like a piñata.
Kind of like how I had for my 500k celebration.
Check it out dude!
I don't think- yeah!
Yes.
Right- You're perfect dude. Look at this.
Crazy right?
Did you actually climb up there?
Dude don't fucking worry about it.
Well if you did, I'm surprised...
What?
This is the hole.
Huh?
This is the hole.
What fucking hole you talking about dude?
Dude, everyone was fucking Social Media....
Ok, so what? You're saying there's a giant hole here, and... what?
I want you to fall through it?
What are you doing dude?
Getting a rake. Cool! Watch yourself.
Don't fall in!
You think you're so smart right?
Monkey's use tools.
Dude don't- Don't poke that.
I wouldn't go up that dude.
I really wouldn't.
You think you know everything.
(Laughing)
What's wrong?
I thought people told you what was going on here.
You- you're gonna save Batman Jeffery?
You gonna save Gotham?
Yeah, smack it down, that alr-
GO!! GO!! GO!! GO!! GO!! GO!! GO!!
(Histerical Laughter)
Corn grab the camera! Grab the other camera!
Grab the other camera.
Holy shit dude!
(More Laughing)
(Corn) Ohh shit. (Jesse) Yo, get the camera, fuck this shit dude.
Oh man!
This is payback man, how does it feel to be in a hole?
At least I gave you some water dude.
HE'S LIKE A FUCKING PIG IN A MUD BATH! LOOK AT HIM!
Having a little trouble there?
Oh shit, we might have to start running.
Look at this guy!
He's like a fish at a-
(Histerical Laughing)
Ohh no!
Capture that dude!
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!
You're on your own.
Fuck! Ow! My fucking spleen!
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Corn-
Fuck.
God I can't even fucking-
Dude, you might have to block him off for me.
Fuck it, I'm running for my room,
Just come straight to my room.
Fuck me.
Oh wait! Hold on, hold on.
(Pool Dive)
What a bitch!
You a little dirty bruh?
You lil' dirt- Corn you might wanna start coming he's fucking...
Dude.
Did you get that?
Did you get that? Lets fucking go.
Lets fucking go.
We got some time. Just little brother syndrome man,
just like wait for him to get closer.
We're capturing this- Look at him?
Dude! Wet jeans fucking suck.
Alright. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck, come on.
Alright we're good, let's wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
JESSE!
Yeah?
Get ready, get ready, wait just stay there get ready.
Soon as he's-
(Laughing)
(Door Pounding)
Oh fuck! Calm down dude.
You'll have to come out eventually.
No! Actually I'm not.
You still there?
I'm right down the hallway.
Yeah!
Dude, Batman's waiting for you out there.
The Dark Night, it's literal, like it's gonna be nighttime, so you might want to get that.
Nah I'm fine, I might die from my spleen but...
Enjoy it while you can...
Yeah.
Dry your pant's bro.
What do you think he's doing?
(Corn) He just went outside. (Jesse) I think he's...
Lets just film, put 2 cameras on this motherfucker.
Oh shit.
Can't breathe.
Alright I think he's going out by the hole.
I don't even see him.
Ok.
He's like- you see him, you see him?
He's taking off his shirt, he's probably fuming right now.
He's like, what the fuck?
Fuck.
I think he's trying to save Batman, I don't know how he expects to get him.
Right?
Please tell me you got all of that, is there a red button?
Yeah.
Fucking... yes.
Dude! Good- good stuff.
Dude, don't leave me hanging!
Oh yeah!
Don't leave me hanging!
Fuck man, PS4, now this shit?
Dude. It's good to have you back.
He didn't see that shit coming.
Oh we gotta... dang!
2 camera's on that ish?
My god.
Did he...
(Jesse) He- He fell... completely un- (Corn) He fell in!
He like slipped or something.
Fuckin' a....
That was like the best possible- when he, when he first went in I was like...
(Jesse) Man damn! That's not what I wanted you know? (Corn) Yeah, yeah.
But when he got and went completely under, fucking idiot man.
I mean we made it slippery with those leaves and shit.
Dude Uncle Larry's gonna love this, let me fix the lighting here.
This is why we have a key lock installed, you know I had this? This is good.
Which actually... I'm gonna need to steal back this other key my dad has.
That's another thing.
Alright Juggies...
Fucking 'Operation Pitfall' a success!
Corn, the ace up his sleeve.
Clutch!
(Jesse) Because he knew about it, he fucking knew about it. (Corn) Yeah.
I heard him, he's like, it's a hole.
Dude I didn't think I was gonna make it, did you see me?
(Laughing) What the?
Fuck man.
You were like Black and White on Left for Dead.
Yeah! Yeah right?
Thank god! Thank god he was fucking struggling.
(A Sigh of Relief) Alright.
(Whisper) Keep it RiDGiD.