- McSpanky’s slaps!
(camera shutter clicks)
- I can't even see you, Nicole!
- And it just makes everything so grand!
- (PvF) Would you consider yourself a boy genius?
(Sharon gasps) - Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius?
- Fuckin' A, I loved this dumb show.
- I'm in love with Carl. - (laughs) What?
- (PvF) We are headed to Retroville for a super hard
Try Not To Eat Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.
- Oh my God. - Holy crap.
- (PvF) Is there anything you ever wanted to try from Jimmy Neutron?
- We all want Purple Flurp.
- I do want Purple Flurp. - Yes!
- Big McThankies from McSpanky’s. - Yep!
- Oh sick!
This was my favorite show as a kid.
- (PvF) Are you ready?
- Yes! - No.
- (Jimmy) A double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp.
That'll be $6.53.
- Oh my God. - Yes!
- Oh, McSpanky!
- The unibrow, isn't it great? (laughs)
- What a unibrow. Anthony Davis who?
- Ugh. - Hey man.
I didn't hear you say big McThankies from McSpanky’s
to the customer. - We get McSpanky’s.
- This brings me happiness.
- (Jimmy) Poly unsaturated fats and triglycerides.
- I like it!
- Ooh!
- Thankie, thankie.
- Mmm. - Ah, okay, well...
- Always wanted to know what the heck this tastes like.
- (PvF) Order's up, we've got a double McSpanky burger with fries,
and of course, and ice cold Purple Flurp for you to drink.
- Haven't you always wanted to know what a Purple Flurp tastes like?
- I have.
- Let's see what we're working with here.
- I hate grape, I'm sorry. - Well, grape hates you.
So how do you like that? - Yes, I'm glad!
- It's a double McSpanks.
- That sounds like a Saturday night for me, huh?
- (laughs) No!
(buzzer rings)
It's like one of those things where it's like
one of us is just gonna cave.
- The second I hold a burger like this,
it's really hard not to go to like, phase two.
- If you're gonna bite a burger, you gotta do it properly.
You need both hands. - No!
Oh, that was a good bite.
- What are you thinking? (buzzer rings)
Perfect. Lost.
- No, this is the worst! I hate this so much!
- I will be decreasing the onion value on this, though,
because that's the devil's. - The devil's veg?
- Mm-hmm. - I like onions.
- Mmm! Daddy likes.
- Normal burger to me, I'm good to chill.
- How is it? (Martine burps)
- Purple Flurp!
- McSpanky’s slaps!
- Big McThankies, but I must say no thankies, I'm good.
- (Hugh) Hyper-Corn!
- Hyper-Corn, I'm in! I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
- Hyper-Corn! - Hyper-Corn?
- I think, just Goddard's like the coolest freakin' dog.
- Oh no, here we go.
- It's like Hermione's bag. - Yeah, yeah! (laughs)
- (Hugh) Creamed corn.
- Creamed corn is gonna be really hard not to eat.
- Oh yeah, I remember this! - That's smart.
- Oh, he's shoving all of it in there. - Oh he's, good call.
- His true boy genius is coming out. - Yeah.
- Oh! (laughs) - Oh, that looks insane.
- (gasps) We got hyper cubes! - Oh, now this is cool.
- (PvF) You won't want to zap this Hyper-Corn away,
because you might find it actually tastes quite delicious.
- I was gonna say, how... (gasps)
- Zip it away? - Oh, that's so cool! (laughs)
- Hey! (buzzer rings)
- I like this little box, I like it.
- I don't, you said a lot of words there,
I don't know what it means. (buzzer rings)
- (PvF) I saw that!
- That's not canned creamed corn. That's real creamed corn.
- It's not giving me canned corn vibes, which I also appreciate.
- Nope, I'm gonna pass. - If you want to. (gasps)
- As much as it looks better, this never really happens,
it actually looks better than it does on the actual show.
I'm gonna pass. - Fine, I'll pass with you, then.
- I'm kinda shocked at myself and my desire to actually eat this.
- I need to hold off. I want a good Jimmy Neutron sweet.
- (PvF) So no? This isn't doing it for you?
- No, no, no, no, no. This turns me off.
- You know what? Just [censored] it, man.
- Just want it away? (laughs)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- He had the teacher on her knees.
- This is what I wanted to try the most.
- Aw, look how happy they are too!
- No, they're hyped off sugar. (Carlos laughs)
- (Jimmy) Who wants it?
- Me, I want it!
- Which of the girls are getting it?
- Oh no. - They ate it off the ground, though.
- This is literally what happens when you have gum on you.
- That's how you know it's good, right?
- Yeah! - They just like turned into zombies.
- That's me in a Try Not To Eat Challenge.
Rawr, bring me the food!
- The hell?
- (gasps) Ooh yeah, buddy!
- Oh, it looks like... - You have to try this!
- (PvF) This Mega-Candy has all the best tastes,
from sweet to sour, nutty and gummy,
and Donner and Blitzen,
just be careful not to get too addicted.
- This one jiggles in such a way that it's possessing my gaze.
- Woah! - This looks insane!
- The color is so cool. - Right?
- (Carlos) It's like a really nice purple, I love it.
- That don't mean nothing!
(buzzer rings) Wait, let me smell it.
(sniffs) Still more grape?
- It's giving me grape though. - Yeah.
- Which is why I'm like eh, I don't know.
- The wiggling makes me not want to put it in my mouth.
- I hate grape flavored things! You're making it so easy!
- All in one go.
- Okay, all in one? - Yeah, one second!
And we're gonna cheers first, and then we're gonna do it.
Cheers! (buzzer rings)
- Mm-hmm. - Ooh, mmm!
- Ooh!
- Oh my gosh. - They said aesthetic. (laughs)
- I had three of the nerds on top. - That's so lame!
- And it just makes everything so grand! (laughs)
Mmm!
- I wanna be a loser like you, Jair.
(Jair gasps) (laughs) I'm just.
- (PvF) Sorry Jaxon, I guess there's no candy left for you.
- Totally fine, it made it so easy.
For one, thank you, Sharon.
(Sharon growls)
- (Carl) Help, help, help!
- What the hell is this? - Is that pizza? (laughs)
(Jaxon laughs)
- Oh no.
- I love Carl, I love Carl.
- Really bringing back the memories.
- Oh no, the yummy yummy pizza's attacking me!
- Oh!
- That is, okay.
- Wow! - That is really well done.
- There's a face on it and everything! (laughs)
- (PvF) A combination of Dr. Dark and Carl's pizza,
this pizza monster might haunt your dreams,
but it's also quite tasty.
- Whose dead family is this? - Oh my goodness.
(camera shutter clicks)
- Let's go right down the brain here.
- (Zach) Perfect. - (Martine) Whee!
- So amazing.
- This is really cool. - I almost can't eat it.
- Oh no!
- What were you thinking about while I do this,
'cause I'm thinking about something very specific.
(sighs) I needed that. - Okay.
- Mouth out, so you can get some tongue action in there.
- Ooh, that's like dead center. - You know what I mean?
- (Carlos) It has a new face, look at it! (laughs)
- But I'm, now that we fully... - Looks like a little bit of brain.
- Dissected this. (buzzer rings)
- Alright. (buzzer rings)
I am so glad I ate that!
- Oh my God! (both laugh)
- He's so good. - (Carlos) How does he taste?
(laughs)
- Mmm, you're so good. - (Carlos) Oh my God. (laughs)
- Mm, mmm, mm-mm, mmm.
Oh my goodness, it tastes like there's not even a skull there.
- Oh, he was a mil.
- After he kisses Jair, this is his face.
- Ah, that's good. Are you gonna try some?
- I'm gonna pass on this one.
- Curiosity killed the cat, I'm good, I don't need it.
- (Hugh) Endless supply of pie!
- Aw, this pie! (Carlos gasps)
- Oh, pie! - Oh.
- The boysenberry.
- Oh, that's a lot of pie.
- The way that he ate the pie was just ridiculous.
- There's so many, too.
- Holy crap!
- I can't even see you, Nicole!
- (PvF) Haven't you always wanted your own endless supply of pie?
3.141596359. - 3.1415926536897932384626433832795.
- (laughs) Ooh. - Ooh!
- Ooh, it's hefty, another hefty, oh my God.
(buzzer rings) - Oh my gosh.
- Okay. - Like, are you a crust fan?
Would you eat a crust on a sando?
- You know, I am. Just 'cause I'm above the age of four.
But I understand what you're saying.
- That is so not fair, you guys! (laughs)
- That is damn good pie.
- Although it is nice to open up the packaging.
- I'm not even sure I've ever had a boysenberry,
so I kinda feel like I need to try it just for that.
- (Zach) Yeah.
- Oh, it smells so good. (Jair chomps)
- Oh. (buzzer rings)
- Yummy in my tummy!
- Are pies supposed to taste like jam?
- (PvF) A little bit.
- That's literally like the vibe.
- And there's like... - Are we splitting this?
- No, you can definitely, I'll just take like four.
(Carlos laughs)
- Hmm. - Oh hello.
- I wanted to get a close up.
- I think secretly, you want some of this pie.
- I'm still good.
This nice boysenberry pie, oh, it's got me filled, oh.
- I'm gonna pass. - You're gonna pass?
I guess I'll pass too.
It's not hard for me to pass up pie.
- Alright.
- I think I'm all pied out. - Oh.
- (PvF) But you have 10 more pies.
- Yeah, we gotta get through these.
- (PvF) Jaxon and CJ,
you were able to avoid some delicious dishes.
- Yes! Oh my God. - And for that,
we've got a sweet feast!
- Mm. - A sweet feast?
(gasps) - The Candy Bar!
- Who didn't wanna go here when they were a kid?
- Mmm! - The Candy Bar.
I wanted to go here so bad as a kid. - It's all of the above!
- Oh. - Ew, are they farting?
- Oh my gosh, you're gonna get a whoopee cushion
with whatever you get!
- Aw, it's gonna be the ice cream. - Is it the ice cream piled high?
- The ice cream.
- Oh! - Oh my God!
- Yeah, baby!
- (PvF) For our winners, we've raided the Candy Bar in Retroville,
and have the ultimate indulgence just for you.
- Ooh!
- (PvF) So would you like a whoopee cushion section or no?
- Sure! (laughs)
- Here wait, let me try the...
Oh my God, that's a...
- Was it worth it? - Yes it was worth it, my God.
- (as Carl) This nice little milkshake is really good!
- Nicole, what can I do? (whoopee cushion squelches)
What would I need to do...
(whoopee cushion squelches) - There we go, nice.
- This is everything...
- Do you think she'll let us have one sprinkle?
- (PvF) No, no, no! - No, oh!
- Aw!
- (as Carl) Carl Wheezer wants to see the punishment.
- That's my...
- (PvF) Jair, Martine, Zach, and Sharon,
unfortunately, you couldn't resist. (sad trombone music)
Let's see your punishment. - Alright.
- (Sheen) Could our parents have embarrassed us more?
- Aw, hell no. (Carlos laughs)
- (Mrs. Wheezer) Is my seven layer soy mulch too tough?
- Ruh roh!
- No!
- What the [censored].
- The mom just like made it 10 times worse.
Ew!
- Ugh!
- Ooh, pre-chewed food is what we're gonna eat.
- Okay.
- Ew!
- Carl is diff. - No!
- Ew! - Oh my God! (laughs)
- (PvF) Mommy's pre-chewed this seven layer soy mulch for you,
so it's not too tough, but it is also indeed pretty disgusting.
- Oh, this looks like mulch.
- Mommy's already pre-chewed this one for me, mmm.
- Why do I always eat the nastiest [censored], dude?
- Mmm! Oh God. (laughs)
- (as Carl) Carl's favorite!
Delicious! - It's not great.
- I would say I'm gonna throw it up,
but it looks like that's what they served me.
- Oh my God, that literally looks like poop.
- Try a little bit of it.
- I'm gonna warn you real quick.
The first bite is much worse than the second bite.
- Mm, blah, oh!
- You got this.
- But now take a second bite.
- This milkshake. (laughs) - But you know what?
We're champs, right? Right Jair, you're a champ.
(Carlos laughs)
Oh my God, should I really do it?
Look at Nicole's face! - Now you have to do it!
- Her face is like ew!
- Oh, that's so vile!
- (as Carl) You're right, it is Carl's favorite.
It's really good! - Mm-hmm, it's not bad.
- (as Carl) It's not bad!
- I think it helps that mom pre-chewed it for us.
- Mm-hmm.
- Come on, you got it.
Oh, chew, chew, chew, chew your food, come on.
- It's furry.
- (PvF) It's furry? (laughs) - Mm-hmm.
- I regret nothing. (Carlos laughs)
- Thank you guys so much for watching this episode
of People Vs Food.
- What did you guys think of this Try Not Eat Challenge?
- Let us know, and let us know what we should try
in the comments below. (laughs)
- Let us what? Let 'em know what?
- And as always be sure to like and follow for more.
- Bye! - (kisses) Bye!
- Ooh, try it on your donut.
- (as Carl) Are you gonna finish your...
(both laugh)
Honestly, this looks kinda good, om.
Oh, not good. (Sharon laughs)
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