It's time for our next game, Birds Say the Darndest (BEEP).
Birds are second only to snakes as the pet of choice for
lunatics.
Like bird (BEEP) on a newspaper, YouTube is positively splattered
with pet parrot videos, so I'm gonna list off two incredible
yet heartbreaking pet bird talents, and for 250 points I
want you to guess which one is real.
First one, does this bird sing Everybody Dance Now or Bohemian
Rhapsody?
Marc.
>> Everybody Dance Now.
>> HARDWICK: Uh, let's find out.
>> ♪ Everybody dance now ♪ >> HARDWICK: So good, so good.
(vocalizing) Oh, uh, can you guys time the
video-- (vocalizes) >> ♪ Everybody dance now ♪
(vocalizing) >> HARDWICK: He did...
That's amazing.
Uh, does this next parrot scream into a cup or (BEEP) into a bread
bowl?
Emily.
>> Scream into a cup.
>> HARDWICK: Let's see.
>> (screaming) >> HARDWICK: Every day of my
(BEEP) life I feel like that.
>> Yeah.
>> HARDWICK: Uh, points.
>> That's the... that's the truest thing you've ever said.
>> HARDWICK: It is, I think it might be, I think it might be.
Uh, does this next bird say "Don't touch me" or "No means
no"?
(bell dings) Emily.
>> Uh, I'm just so sad thinking about the home that this bird
lives in either way.
Like, there's not... there's not a good way for this bird to have
learned either of these.
>> HARDWICK: Either way it's not... this is a bad
environment.
>> So I'm gonna say-- I think optimistically-- "Don't touch
me".
>> HARDWICK: Okay, let's...
let's hope, as the lesser of two evils...
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> HARDWICK: ...that is the case.
>> Don't touch me.
>> Sorry.
>> Yeah.
Like... "Don't touch me" implies "when I say this, you're gonna
stop."
>> HARDWICK: Right.
>> But "No means no" means "we've al... I've already said
no."
I-I don't like thinking about it.
>> HARDWICK: Don't think about it.
The parrot's fine, he's okay.
>> I think "No means no" is what Leonardo DiCaprio says to the
bear.
>> HARDWICK: Yeah, I think so.
No, that's not... Matt, that was already debunked by Vulture.
>> No, it's true.
>> HARDWICK: All right.
Next one, next one.
Does this parrot say "You got it, dude" or "Peekaboo"?
Marc.
>> You got it, dude.
Come on.
>> HARDWICK: Let's see.
>> Peekaboo.
>> Peekaboo!
>> HARDWICK: All right.
I'm sorry. I know.
>> All those birds can say that.
>> HARDWICK: They're born with it.