i mean everything's like really compact in tokyo so i love it being a big man
being a big man in japan is that a problem
does it get old really fast
they're talking about you so it's like they're like you're fat i'm like yeah I am
you just embrace it i don't know it's
just like words are words
how do you have such tough skin
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Oh, nice wow i would like to welcome everyone to the
dark side of youtube we're here with uh the master himself
mr Tkyosam hi guys how's it going yes i prefer the dark
side of youtube because the light side will never accept me
so sam like um you've been here for a long time
and uh you kind of stand out are you okay with that
i stand out too but you might stand out even more than me hey you gotta
you gotta get in where you fit in how do you have such tough skin
i know i mean like it's one of those things where you either adapt to it and
you don't and like you adapt to it or you don't you know
what really makes me stand out here i'm like one of the clumsiest people
ever i'm always bumping into stuff
I really struggle with everything being so small even like the spaces between these
tables it's it's insane how about you do you do you
have trouble like i am graceful as a swan
oh oh gosh Sam. That was her fault. Will you be cool?
Just like knocks over everything. Ah see.
Sorry.
You broke the crap?
people are always knocking stuff over i mean everything's like really compact in
tokyo so i love it being a big man being a big
man in japan is that a problem get old really fast
They're talking about you.
They're like you're fat i'm like yeah i am you just embrace it i don't know it's just like
words are words
it's just weird for japan because there's this stereotype that everyone's
really conservative and they respect personal space and you know
they don't ask questions directly but they will
straight up ask you how does that not wear on you because people get really
tired of that fat shaming in the us that's like a big thing
which is amazing because you know japanese people are known to be so
conservative and they're not direct with their
questions but they'll go up and like poke you in the stomach i think
it's because like i'm older now when i was younger i was really insecure
How old are you?
35
like the only time the only time you get offended is that like
if you care about what the other person thinks i think it's like
again like you be the like it's that whole you want a foreigner i'll give you
a foreign thing you know it's like i am not japanese but at the
same time i'm not a typical american you know i mean
i am to a certain degree like a stereotype of an america haha
cheeseburgers freedom but americans i like hamburgers and freedom yeah you
like freedom hamburgers nice nice do you like english
hey that's pretty good actually i think uh what is it it's just like when it
comes down to it um if you're gonna be a foreigner who
looks foreign here like if you're a person who doesn't look
japanese you can either try to look as japanese as possible
or just do what you like i do what i like i like wearing bandanas so i wear
bandanas all the time um i but i have my own style you know
i've got like my suit jacket right here he wore his best clothes today no no
she said no she already said no no no no no but i have the suit jacket on i
thought i had the suit jacket
i wore this for you that was for you babe
oh my gosh um you told me one time that you had like trouble finding apartments
here oh yeah yeah yeah they wouldn't let you
into the apartment well what's that story oh no i um
i found this apartment that i liked right in my price range
and the owner's like oh uh where is he from from america oh it's cool i like
americans is he fat and they're like yeah he's
kind of fat and i was like okay he's pretty fat and then he's like
oh well the stairs are kind of you know they're they're not
really solid so what if he walks up and down the
stairway really fast we won't be able to uh yeah he won't be
able to he'll be disturbing the neighbors so i have to say no
because he's fat i was like okay that's okay it was it was like my
third favorite apartment so it's like i dodged that bullet but it was still
funny no fatties fatty that's that's
really i don't know you must have really tough skin if this stuff doesn't get to you
because most people would you know over time
that would really wear them wear them down
wear on them oh i think people go through phases here
where it's like you know i think the more that you learn about
human psychology like they call it projecting right when you have anger
issues but you blame other people projecting it's like i see a lot of
gaijin here they'll project and it's not just like gaijin that are
that speak english or speak japanese really well or don't speak
japanese it's both and i think that's a good piece of
advice just if you're in japan or anywhere and you don't fit in
sometimes you can just embrace not fitting in and i've kind of embraced it
and it's taken a lot of stress away from living here for sure so good
advice from mr Tkyosam the whole time we were out she's like
someone's got to beat us up or tell us we can't come back here
and i was like why are you worrying so much
what the hell was that see that's the thing
because you're on camera you're good at talking but like you don't need to worry
like you know you worry too much i worry too much i'm surprised we're not
kicked out already we're doing okay You're so sensitive
You think we're gonna get kicked out for anything you did uh you did say
i love you to the waitress as soon as we sat down of course
because it's the truth
she said i don't love you back OH! OH! WHY WHY
She's gonna friendzone you. Oh no.
Do you want one of these? I love these. Ah, sure.
I'm subscribed to his channel and if you're 18 and up and don't mind trolling content
then maybe possibly 18 and up probably non-christian non-orthodox
subscribe to his channel if you dare if you dare thank you and i'm going to
censor this like crazy so i have some editing work to do
oh if you're gonna censor i want to say susan we're in a cafe
okay that's gonna get good i have to turn the camera off
thanks for watching
See ya! Bye
and there he goes away on his motorcycle off to some other adventure
well we're gonna leave him there but that was uh
that was a friend of mine here controversial friend but
you know he tries to be a tough guy but he's actually really nice
it's a secret between you and i