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Okay just to be clear, once Drobo gives you
the location of the nuclear weapons,
get out as fast as you can.
[Russian accent] Catching him will be like two chicken heads
in one basket for our countries.
What?
She means two birds with one stone.
We'll be listening in case anything goes wrong.
[knock]
[door opening]
Hello there.
[sigh]
[Man speaking Russian]
[Russian accent] I didn't know
this would be such an elegant affair.
[speaking Russian]
I think it best we speak English in front of Sergei.
[Man over radio speaks inaudibly]
Fine with me.
He's a bit of a gossip, you know.
Not as much as you, I'm sure.
Is true.
I will say anything to anyone for a Toblerone bar.
[laughs]
I had no idea you were so funny.
That's because you've never given me a Toblerone.
[both laugh]
You're killing me.
[intense music]
Uh, that joke,
[clears throat] I knew you were a powerful
but I did not know
Well, if I can't take over the world,
perhaps I will start a YouTube channel
doing impressions.
Oh!
[gasps]
[Jack Sparrow impression] Why is all rum gone?
Heh,
[laughing] Stop it, you're hitting me!
Uh, you're hitting me being the common
when something is
That's not even my best one.
Can you guess this?
[Donald Trump impression]
I have scraggly orange animal on my head.
[Sergei gasps]
You are the
[continuing Trump impression]
they are like babies.
[laughter] You've shocked me!
[dart whooshes]
Again, a Russian expression!
Drobo:
Yes, it's funny
sound like you are killing someone.
Yes.
[speaking Russian]
Da.
Have you got any more impressions up your sleeve?
Drobo:
[Christopher Walken impression] Guys.
I've got to have more of the cowbells.
[laughing] Oh boy, what you have given me is poison!
Sorry!
No!
[smoke grenade goes off, sounding like passing gas]
Excuse me.
It's ok,
when I tell my jokes.
[Drobo chuckles]
Meet me at docks tomorrow,
I think you will find most impressive.
[man over radio]
At the docks, you say?
The very one.
Well, that will be perfect.
In the meantime, I've got to go.
Okay, bye bye.
Wait a minute.
[intense music]
Where is Sergei?
Uuhhh get me out of here!
I am fearing for my life!
That is not Russian expression of joviality.
Help, I am serious, I really am in danger,
please rescue me.
Now that...
is another great expression!
[laughing]
Oh, how I miss the mother country.
Ok, well, see you tomorrow.
Okay, do svidaniya.
Yes, do svidaniya.
Sergei, tuck in your shirt!
This is classy place.
Ah ha!
I knew you speak English, you lie to me!
Next time I speak Mandarin.
Da.
[Speaking in Russian accent] Thank you for watching
the sketch.
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