- Give it up for my new game show.
- [Group] I Know Black People!
- Welcome to the show, "I Know Black People."
We take contestants who claim to know Black people
and put their knowledge of African-American culture
to the test.
The contestant who answers the most questions of course
wins our grand prize.
Let's bring them out one at a time now.
Our first contestant is a professor
of African-American studies and history
at Fordham University.
The New York City police officer.
Is a writer for such Black television shows as
"The Chris Rock Show"
and "Chappelle's Show."
Okay, our next contestant works in a Korean grocery store.
Is a DJ and claims to have many Black friends.
A social worker in Wilmington, Delaware.
Most of his boys he goes to school with are Black.
The barber in Brooklyn who claims that 100%
of his clients are Black.
Let's play the game.
What is a Badonkadonk? (audience laughs)
- A Badonkadonk?
A Badonkadonk is like an incredibly attractive ass.
- That is correct!
- A Badonkadonk.
Big penis? (buzzer blares)
- He's talking about my rear end I think.
I don't know. - That is correct.
(contestant laughs)
You do have a Badonkadonk. - I may have heard that once
or twice before, yeah,
so I might- - See, I'm telling you,
Washington Heights.
They'll tell cops, "Girl you got a badonkadonk."
- Ooh, that's junk in the trunk.
That's what you put your mug on when you saddle up and ride.
That's a big ass.
- He is correct.
Junk in the trunk,
what you put your mug up, saddle up and ride,
or an ass are all acceptable answers.
- Black people! - Why do Black people
love menthols so much?
- I don't, I don't know. - That is correct.
- All right. - Nobody knows.
Nobody knows for sure.
- 'Cause that's what Newports are?
- That is correct.
- Is it a fact that they like menthol cigarettes?
I'm not even sure.
I don't know, (bell dings)
the great taste? - That is correct.
I don't know. No one knows.
- Black people! - On the popular show,
"Good Times," what did Mr. Bookman do for a living?
- Ooh, he was the handyman.
- That is correct. - He was the super.
- That is correct.
- Let's see, I don't know who Bookman was on "Good Times."
So I'm gonna have to take a guess.
Was he a janitor?
- That is correct. Amazing.
Did not see this show yet,
knows that Bookman was cleaning up.
- He was the janitor and his nickname was Buffalo Butt.
- [Dave] That is correct and the bonus point.
- Thank you. - Black people!
- Could you name any of Bookman's nicknames?
- Booger. - That is correct.
- Buffalo Butt. - That is correct.
- Chichi. - Chichi?
I'm checking the judges for Chichi.
I'm sorry. That's incorrect.
- His name was Bookman?
- Yes, and he was fat. - He was a janitor.
- [Dave] What did they call him?
- Fat janitor guy?
(audience laughs) (buzzer blares)
- Black people! - Why did Black people
distrust Ronald Reagan?
- Because he was white. - That is correct.
- Because he was white.
- That is correct.
- Why did Black people distrust Ronald Reagan?
'Cause he took all his money?
- That is correct.
- Because he was a Republican?
- That is correct.
Why did Black people distrust Ronald Reagan?
- He wasn't supposed to be trusted in the first place.
- He is correct.
(audience laughs) - Black people!
- Tito, is pimping easy?
- No. - That is correct.
- Big Daddy Kane would say it ain't easy.
- [Dave] "Pimpin' Ain't Easy." He is correct.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
Correct. - All right.
I have a hard time with it myself.
- Yes, pimping, as a matter of fact, ain't easy.
Is pimping easy?
- Hell yeah. - Somehow that is correct.
- Black people! - Competition has been stiff
in the first act, let's see how it goes in the next round.
Are you ready?
What is a loosey?
- Now, I should know this.
A smoke. - Bam. Yes he did.
That's absolutely correct. A single cigarette.
- A loose cigarette. - That is correct.
- A cigarette.
- That is correct.
What is a loosey?
- Is that a way of saying oral sex?
- No, but we should start saying that.
What is a loosey?
- One cigarette bought at the store from the Arabs.
- That is correct.
A cigarettes bought at the store, one loose cigarette,
from an Arab. - Black people!
- What is chickenhead?
- That's a woman who
puts her mouth on the member of a,
or sometimes called a crack whore.
- That is acceptable.
That is one of the many definitions of a chickenhead.
A fallacious woman. There we go, Mark.
Things are looking up.
- Let's see.
Somebody on TV used to say chickenhead.
You're such a chickenhead.
Somebody- - I don't know what show
this is but I'd like to see it.
- Somebody who's stupid.
- No, a chickenhead is a hoochie
or a fallacious woman, apparently.
- It can be used for different things.
It's mostly used to describe a hoe or an ugly woman.
- A woman that likes - Fallacious.
- To suck (beep).
A woman that likes
- To. - To suck (beep).
- To give a loosey. - That's right.
(audience laughs)
- What is a chickenhead?
- You can find that anywhere.
From the hood or in the block.
It's a bird.
One of those that you just bring home and wear out.
- That is correct.
A bird that you bring home and wear out.
That is correct. That's what they're for.
That's how they're used. - Black people!
- Finish this "Good Time" lyric.
Temporary layoffs, good times.
Easy credit ripoffs, good times.
Scratching and surviving, good times.
Blank, good times.
- I know that
one character on "Good Times" was JJ Walker.
- That's very good.
- And I know that- - I get mistaken for him
a lot in your shopping malls.
- Another actress on "Good Times"
is Lenny Kravitz's mother.
(buzzer blares) - Oh, I'm sorry.
That was "The Jeffersons." But close.
♪ Easy credit ripoffs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
♪ Scratching and surviving ♪
♪ Good times ♪
(vocalizing)
♪ Good times ♪
- [Rob] Damn.
♪ Ain't we lucky we got it ♪
♪ Good times ♪
- [Rob] Yeah, I.
(audience laughs)
- I remember when Willis had a drinking problem.
- Scratching and surviving, good times.
Blank, good times. - Mm hmm.
- Can you sing it? - And I've always wondered
this myself and it sounds like.
♪ Hanging in a jury ♪
But it's, and is it-
- Say it one more time?
Say what you just said one more time?
♪ Hanging in a jury ♪
And I always thought as a kid,
does that mean that someone is hung in a jury?
But I didn't.
You know, I have to say, you can tell,
I know the actual song,
but those ones, I never could decipher what it was.
It was. - Brian Tucker just
pointed out a fact that it's very true.
This is the most disputed lyric
in all of the "Good Times" lyrics.
- Yes. - I am gonna give him
the point, I look at my judges, he gets the point.
- All right. - The correct-
- And what is the lyric?
- The correct lyric, "Hangin' in a chow line."
I had to look it up on the internet myself.
I thought it was hanging in a (indistinct).
- Black people! - And now for
the final question, are you ready?
- [Contestant] I'm ready.
- How can Black people rise up and overcome?
- How can they rise up and overcome?
Well, can they? - That is correct.
- Reparations. - That is acceptable.
- This is a rap lyric?
- No, this, I'm sorry.
- Oh, this is a general question.
- This is an actual question.
- All right. There's a complex answer there.
- That is correct.
- Staying alive.
- That is correct.
That is correct.
- Well, stop cutting each other's throat.
- That also is correct.
How can Black people rise up and overcome?
- Get out and vote?
- That is incorrect, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. - Black people!
- Well folks, our judges tallied up the scores
and we have a winner.
Rob the DJ. Rob, come on out.
Excellent job, Rob. Congratulations.
Here's the grand prize.
Of course it contains a lifetime supply
of Murray's Hair Cream.
That's right. And one can is a lifetime supply, trust me.
Two bootleg DVDs.
And of course, what would a grand prize be
without a pack of menthol cigarettes?
- [Group] Black people!
♪ Chappelle's show ♪
♪ Ow ♪
♪ Woo hoo hoo ♪