-Welcome, everybody.
Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."
You're here. You made it. I'm so happy.
I'm excited about this.
Doja Cat is my guest tonight!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah, we had Tiger Woods last night.
Doja Cat tonight.
Honestly, I'm gonna be bummed
if John Cougar Mellencamp isn't here tomorrow.
I'm just going to be bummed. [ Cheers and applause ]
Well, guys, today is May 1st.
And you know what they say.
April showers bring May flowers.
Yeah. [ Crowd cheers ]
By the way, those are the two more porn stars
that will testify in Trump's hush-money case.
April Showers, take the stand. You know May Flowers?
Speaking of the hush-money case,
I read that in an effort to stop Trump
from falling asleep in court,
his lawyers have been giving him a number of different devices.
[ Laughter ]
A number of devices. So far, the only thing
that can keep him awake is an iPad playing "Bluey."
He's like, "Alright, I've seen this one.
This is the sign. It's very sad, but I like it."
[ Laughter ]
His lawyers are running out of ideas to keep him awake.
They even hired a kindergarten teacher to stand
in the front of the courtroom like, "Eyes on me, eyes on you.
Okay? Eyes on me. Eyes on you."
Yep, Trump's lawyers are trying to keep him awake
using different devices,
and one of them is already for sale to the public.
Check this out.
-Are you having trouble staying alert and awake?
Then you've got to try the all-new Trump shock collar,
the world's first human shock collar disguised
as a red necktie.
-So this frees up more of our capacity...
[ Electricity zaps ]
-It works in the courtroom and on the campaign trail.
You can set it to low.
-Saudi Arabia and Russia... [ Electricity zaps ]
...will rebedo-- Oh.
-Or high.
[ Electricity zapping ] -Ah!
[ Electricity zapping ] Unh! Ah! Ugh!
-The Trump shock collar. [ Electricity zaps ]
Stay woke. -Oh, there you go. Stay woke.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Stay woke.
But today, Trump had a day off from his hush-money trial.
So he held campaign rallies in Michigan and Wisconsin.
Yeah, after campaigning all night,
he's going to show up in court tomorrow
wheeling in an IV bag filled with Diet Coke.
[ Laughter ] [ as Trump ] Shoot me.
[ Normal voice ] Yep. During one of his rallies today,
Trump recognized a vegan restaurant owner in the crowd.
Let's see how that went.
-We're honored to be joined today by Shana Gray,
who owns a vegan restaurant.
Supposed to be really good.
I'm not into the vegan stuff, I must say,
but I'm going to have to try this.
When I -- When we come here in a short period of time
into Milwaukee, we're going to come and try that vegan food.
I don't know if I'm going to like it.
[ Laughter ]
[ as Trump ] My favorite president is Ronald Vegan.
He's the best. You know what they say.
Viva Las Vegas.
[ Normal voice ] some more political news, tonight in D.C.
President Biden attended a campaign reception
at the Mayflower Hotel.
Biden walked in, was like, "I remember when this was a ship."
[ Laughter ]
[ Rimshot ] Thank you, thank you very much.
Biden was back in D.C.
after campaigning yesterday in Delaware.
I'm just going to say, Mr. President,
if you don't have Delaware locked up by now,
it's probably never going to happen.
Just move on, okay? You're from there.
We got Delaware. It's all -- Any other state. Yeah.
Did you guys see this? Disney World is going to host
an exhibit of George W. Bush paintings.
Yep. Every kid's dream to go to Disney World and ride
the George W. Bush exhibit. [ Laughter ]
Disney World is like, "What?
You guys said you wanted something with no line.
Here you go."
Some business news, McDonald's said that their team of chefs
from around the world are creating a new, larger burger.
-Whoo!
[ Laughter ]
-One guy was like [as Trump]
"They'd better not make it vegan.
If it's vegan, I don't want any of the vegan."
[ Applause ]
There's no way -- I don't know if I like the vegan,
but, you know, sometimes I do like the vegan.
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] Get this, guys. Martin--
[ Laughter ] It's become a bad Jerry Lewis.
Yeah, yeah. "Eh, vegan, and, you know, I wouldn't, but..."
Guys, get this -- Martinelli's just announced a recall of some
of their apple juice due to high levels of arsenic.
-Ooh! -Apple juice with arsenic,
or as Putin calls it, apple juice.
[ Laughter ] Guys, I saw that LinkedIn just
debuted their first three online games.
[ Laughter ]
People are like, "I didn't sign up to LinkedIn to play games.
That's why I signed up for The New York Times."
[ Laughter ]
I don't think it's a good idea because people are
now sending their résumés through Fruit Ninja.
[ Laughter ]
Hey, I heard about a man in Florida
who was arrested after he allegedly threw pasta
at another driver during a road-rage incident.
Yeah, even worse, the guy had a blood Ragu level of 0.02.
That's bad.
Well, finally, Crocs just teamed up with Busch Light
to release a line of all-terrain sandals and clogs.
It's exciting. The last time Crocs
and Busch Light teamed up, they invented my uncle.
We have a great show. Give it up for the Roots,
ladies and gentlemen.
♪♪
We have a big show tonight.
She is a Grammy winner
and a multi-platinum-selling artist. I know.
Ow! I love her too. I love her too.
Her new deluxe album, "Scarlet 2 CLAUDE," is out now.
Doja Cat is here. "Scarlet 2 CLAUDE."
[ Cheers and applause ]
She's here. We're going to talk to her
and she's going to perform later in the show.
So that's great. I love it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And he stars in the new movie "The Fall Guy,"
which is in theaters and IMAX this Friday.
Winston Duke is joining us.
That's going to be a big movie.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, we were saying this last night.
I said because we had Tiger Woods on
and we were saying how many boxes of Wheaties he was on.
He's been on 14 boxes of Wheaties.
-Wow. -I think I should be
on the box of Wheaties.
Let me explain why. -Alright. I'm listening.
-Well, I'm going to co-host the closing ceremony
at the Olympics this year in Paris.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I cannot wait. I'm honored. I'm freaking out.
But I think the cover of Wheaties
would just make it perfect.
I mean, if I'm representing America.
-Yeah. You should be on the cover.
-I should be on the cover of Wheaties that they call it.
Yeah, because growing up, it was always these Olympic greats.
But, you know, they have to wait till they win the gold.
This will give them a little kick,
a little boost before the Olympics even happen.
-Yeah, because they know you're going to be there.
-Well, I mean, no, I mean, once people win the gold,
then they'll be on the cover of Wheaties.
The cover.
But I -- [ Laughter ]
-You're going to be on Wheaties page six.
-No, you don't want to be on the back of the Wheaties.
I'll do the back too.
I'll design some fun mazes and stuff.
-Oh, yeah. -Give some fun things
to play and some trivia on the back of the Wheaties box.
It's always been a dream to be on it.
In fact, I was on a fake box of Wheaties
because in Times Square they have a, you know,
one of those fun things, you can go in and you pose.
So I posed with a golf club
and I was on the fake cover, a fake box.
Why do I keep saying cover? You made me say cover.
A fake box of Wheaties.
But I love Wheaties. -Yeah.
-Yeah, I think we should make a campaign.
-Go for it, man. What's stopping you?
-I don't know, I don't... -Come on.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Rhythmic applause ]
Oh, he's sending out a mail.
[ Imitating phone ringing ]
[ High-pitched voice ] "Hello. Wheaties."
-Hey. What's up? It's Jimmy Fallon.
-Uh, yeah? -Yeah.
I was just wondering, uh, who's, like,
going to be on the cover of your Wheaties box?
Let's say, I don't know, July?
-The cover of the Wheaties box this year?
-Yeah, like June, July-ish.
-Uh, probably some Olympians, maybe, like, um...
-Yeah. I never heard of that person.
-Simone Biles.
-Mm, Simone Biles would be great
But don't you want to wait after she wins the gold maybe?
-Well, we already got it figured out.
-Yeah. Well, I just wanted to throw my beret into the ring,
if you know what I'm talking about.
-I do not. I do not know.
-I was joking because usually it's throw your hat in the ring,
but I'm going to Paris to do...
-Yeah. -Hello?
-Hold on one second. [ Imitating dial tone ]
-Oh, did you hang up?
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Imitating fast dialing, ringing ]
-They're not going to pick up. [ Laughter ]
Not gonna pick up. -Hello?
Hello. Wheaties.
-Uh...
[ Deep voice ] Um, hello. This is, uh, Simone Biles.
[ Laughter ]
-Wait, what's your name again?
-Simone Biles. Simone Biles. -Some Small Miles?
-What? No. Simone Biles. [ Laughter ]
Uh, I was just... I was just going to say
maybe push my cover. -Sure.
-If you could till like after July.
-Sure. Who would you want in place of your cover?
-Jimmy Fallon. [ Laughter ]
-Jimmy -- Jimmy Fallon, the guy?
[ Laughter ]
-The what? -The guy who does the stuff.
You know? -The guy?
-Yeah, the guy who breaks all the time in the sketches.
That guy. -Yeah, the guy who breaks --
The guy that laughs at himself in the sketches.
-Yeah, yeah. That guy. I think that'd be really fun.
-Yeah. Wait a second. This isn't Simone.
[ Laughter ] [ Rimshot ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Fingers crossed.
Why not? Call Wheaties. -[ Normal voice ] Do it.
-Guys, I'm very excited.
This Saturday is the Kentucky Derby.
This is a big deal. [ Scattered cheers ]
And our friends over at Ford are doing something very big.
They're doing a Derby Day Sweepstakes,
and all of you can enter, okay?
The winner will get a chance to take home
a brand-new electric Mustang Mach-E...
-Ooh. -...or an EcoBoost-powered
Bronco. Have you seen these new Broncos?
Or an F-150 PowerBoost hybrid?
-Oh!
-Whichever one you want. It is your choice.
Anyone can enter.
Just go to tonightshow.com/FordDerbyDay,
or just use this QR code right here.
This will take you right to it,
and you can enter, and anyone can do it.
I hope you win a new Ford vehicle.
That'd be great. [ Cheers and applause ]
Congratulations.
[ Applause ]
Speaking of the Derby,
it's time once again for the Kentucky Derby hat giveaway.
Here we go!
[ "First Call" plays ]
-♪ Kentucky Derby Hat giveaway ♪
♪ Kentucky Derby Hat giveaway ♪
♪♪
-That is right.
Every show this week, we're partnering with Ford
to give one lucky audience member
a style-riffic -- style-riffic? --
Kentucky Derby hat from the Derby Hat starting gate.
Since this is -- [ Cheers and applause ]
Since this is day three, let's open gate number three.
Here we go. Hey, bud, nice to see you.
-Good to see you. -Ready for this?
-Oh, yeah.
Wow. [ Cheers and applause ]
[ Chuckles ] That's beautiful.
That's a work of art.
Now let's see who's going home with tonight's hat.
Everyone, look at your seat number.
If I call your number, I needed to jump up
and let me know where you are.
Quest, can I get a drumroll, please?
Who wants me to pick their number?
It's a good hat. [ Cheers and applause ]
306!
Yes.
♪♪
Thank you! Hi! -Hi!
Oh, my gosh! -Nice to see you.
-Nice to see -- -Come on.
Thank you so much for -- You were halfway down.
-What should I do now? -No. What's --
Your name's Rafael? -Hi, I'm Rafael.
I'm German, and I'm -- Oh, my God.
I'm gonna throw up. -Don't throw up.
Don't throw up. Rafael, welcome!
-Yeah, thank you. -I'm so happy...
-Oh, my God. -...you're on the show.
How long are you gonna be here in America?
-Until Saturday. And I have a heart attack.
-That's when the Derby is, Saturday!
-Oh! How exciting!
-So, do you have a hat like this to wear?
-No, not yet. -Do you want to try it on
right now? -Yes, totally.
-Here you go. From Germany.
This is fanta-- You can take this back with you.
-Oh, my God. [ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo! -You look great!
-How do I look? -Look how good you look.
You look fantastic. Look at that.
Come on. That's what I'm talking about.
That's buddies for life.
Give our buddy a round of applause.
Great to see you. Welcome. -Thank you so much!
-Thank you for coming to the show, bud.
He looks good. That's all the time we have.
Thanks to our lucky audience member.
Thanks to everyone at Ford.
We'll be right back with Doja Cat, everybody.