THIS IS HOW THE GAME WORKS.
I'LL SHOW A NEWS STORY WRITTEN ONLY IN EMOJIS AND YOU'LL TELL
ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS STORY IS ABOUT.
WHO HERE THINKS THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
SHOW YOURSELF?
OH, THERE WAS A LADY THERE, VERY CONFIDENTLY KNOWS HER EMOJIS.
COME, COME, COME.
NO, THIS LADY, NOT YOU.
( LAUGHTER ) HOW CAN IT BE YOU?
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU PUT YOUR HAND UP!
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOUR HAND GO UP, BUT I APPRECIATE -- I MEAN,
I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.
>> THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> James: THIS WOMAN WAS ABLE TO SEE SOMEONE PAST HER TO GO,
WELL, IT MUST BE I!
HOW ARE YOU, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> SAMANTHA FROM ST. LOUIS.
>> James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
>> NO PROBLEM.
>> James: HOW LONG SINCE CHRISTMAS DAY HAVE YOU BEEN
WEARING THESE EARRINGS?
>> EVERY DAY.
>> James: SINCE CHRISTMAS, YOU'RE STICKING WITH IT TILL THE
NEXT TREE TIME COMES AROUND?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> James: YOU'RE FROM ST. LOUIS.
>> YEP.
>> James: WHAT BRINGS YOU TO LOS ANGELES?
>> I'M VISITING MY COLLEGE ROOMMATE.
>> James: OH, WOW!
SO YOU'VE COME BACK.
>> YEP.
>> James: HAVE YOU SLIPPED BACK INTO THE OLD ROUTINES.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHAT'S GOING ON?
TELL ME EVERYTHING!
( LAUGHTER ) WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?
>> WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING.
WE WENT TO UNIVERSAL YESTERDAY, SO THAT WAS PRETTY GREAT, NOW
WE'RE HERE, ALSO PRETTY GREAT.
>> James: YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE REAL PARTY ANIMALS!
( LAUGHTER ) >> WE WENT TO MARGARITAVILLE
YESTERDAY.
>> James: YOU WENT TO MARGARITAVILLE!
>> YEAH.
>> James: HOW WAS THAT?
SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
>> I'M A UNIVERSITY RECRUITER FOR MY ALMA MATER.
>> James: SO WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR OTHER THAN RICH
PARENTS?
>> THAT'S, LIKE, NUMBER ONE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( MAKING SOUNDS )
>> THAT'S HOW WE DO IT, EVERY FIFTH KID.
>> James: ARE EMOJIS A BIG PART OF YOUR LIFE?
>> THEY ARE.
>> James: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
>> THE EMOJI FACE WITH THE THREE HEARTS.
>> James: SHOW ME THAT WITH YOUR FACE.
( LAUGHTER ) AND ANY OTHERS?
>> I FEEL LIKE I LIKE THE LAUGHING/CRYING FACE EMOJI.
>> James: SHOW ME THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY GOOD!
( APPLAUSE ) TAKE A LOOK AT THIS STORY HERE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS NEWS STORY COULD BE?
>> COP ARRESTS SKETCHY MAN WHO'S VERY ANGRY FOR STEALING A BANANA
FROM THE GROCERY STORE CLERK AT THE GROCERY STORE.
YEAH.
>> James: SO YOU THINK A STORY MADE THE NEWS --
>> YEP, I THINK IT'S A BIG DEAL.
>> James: -- A NEWS STORY WAS THAT A MAN GOT ARRESTED FOR
STEALING A BANANA.
>> YEAH, UH-HUH.
>> James: THAT IS A SLOW NEWS DAY.
>> YEAH.
>> James: I CAN TELL YOU YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT THAT FAR
AWAY.
WHAT THIS IS POLICE IN IOWA ARRESTED A MAN
AFTER HE ASSAULTED A CONVENIENCE STORE CLERK WITH A BANANA.
>> CLERKS I WAS SO CLOSE!
>> James: THE MAN IS HOPING HE WILL NOW GET OUT ON "A PEEL."
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
HAVE A SEAT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DO YOU WANT TO BE ANY LATE ON
THAT GUILLERMO?
>> I WAS SO SORRY.
I WAS JUST GETTING SOME T.H.C.
SPRAY.
>> James: SO, SORRY, JUST TO BE CLEAR --
( LAUGHTER ) -- JUST TO BE CLEAR, YOUR REASON
FOR MISSING WHEN I DO THAT IS BECAUSE YOU WERE TAKING SOME
DROPS OF CANNABIS?
>> IT WAS A SPRAY.
>> James: OH, I'M SORRY!
WHAT ABOUT ME GETTING INTO THE DETAILS.
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL WITH IT.
STEVE LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN ON IT SINCE FRIDAY.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
( RIM SHOT ) >> James: WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE
TO PLAY?
ANYBODY ELSE?
LET ME SEE YOU!
YES!
COME ON OUT!
LOOK AT YOU!
HERE!
HOW YOU?
>> PRETTY GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
>> James: I'M GOOD.
WRUSM?
>> LENNOX HEAD IN AUSTRALIA.
>> James: BORN, BEAUTIFUL, MATE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> ADAM.
>> James: ADAM, TALK ME THROUGH ALL OF THIS.
( LAUGHTER ) STARTING WITH THIS.
>> I JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE LIKE REGGIE, SO I'M TRYING TO
GET THERE, BUT -- >> James: WOW, IT'S UNCANNY!
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH, LOOK, REG, WOULD YOU SHOW
HIM DURING THE BREAK HOW TO GET HIS HAIR UP LIKE THAT?
>> Reggie: I ALWAYS WILL.
>> James: HE'LL HELP.
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO LOS ANGELES?
>> I'M ON HOLIDAY WITH MY WIFE.
WE'VE GOT A WEEK IN LOS ANGELES.
>> James: WHERE'S YOUR WIFE HERE?
THERE YOU ARE.
CAN I SAY I WOULD NEVER -- STAND IN HERE.
NEVER IN MY LIFE WOULD I PICK YOU TWO AS A COUPLE.
( LAUGHTER ) NEVER!
NEVER!
>> WHY NOT?
>> James: BECAUSE I'M SAYING, OH, MY GOD, HIGH POWERED, CUT
THROAT, BUSINESS, SHE WALKS IN A ROOM, KNOWS WHAT TO DO, AND I
DON'T THINK YOU KNOW IF IT'S CHRISTMAS OR WEDNESDAY.
>> CHRISTMAS WAS ON A WEDNESDAY.
( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )
SNOWHOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TOGETHER?
>> 13 YEARS, PROBABLY?
>> James: 13 YEARS!
( APPLAUSE ) CONGRATS!
YEAH!
ABSOLUTELY!
AND ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR TIME IN LOS ANGELES?
>> OH, IT'S SO GREAT.
WE LOVE IT HERE.
>> James: OH!
YEAH.
>> James: IT FEELS BETTER HAVING YOU TWO HERE!
>> OH, THANK YOU.
THAT'S LOVELY.
>> James: YOU CAN PLAY AS A COUPLE.
JOIN IN.
YEAH, YOU MAKE YOURSELF TALLER, MATE.
GO AHEAD, STEP UP.
LOOK, THERE, THAT'S BETTER.
THAT IS WAY BETTER.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING
ON HERE?
>> OKAY -- ( LAUGHTER )
>> A FIREMAN.
HIS TIGHTS ARE TOO TIGHT AND MAYBE EXPOSED HIMSELF WHILE HE'S
DOING A SQUAT.
>> James: SOUNDS LIKE A SITUATION YOU KNOW ALL TOO WELL.
( LAUGHTER ) I IMAGINE HE WAS WORKING OUT.
HE DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD FALLEN OUT TILL SOMEONE HAD TOLD HIM.
( LAUGHTER ) >> AND HE GOT PRETTY UPSET.
>> James: I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU.
YOU ARE WRONG.
WHAT THIS IS -- FIREFIGHTERS IN GERMANY WERE
CALLED IN TO HELP FREE A MAN WHO GOT HIS PENIS STUCK IN THE HOLE
OF A DUMBBELL AT A GYM.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH.
IN THE FAN MANN'S DEFENSE, HE TAKES "PUMPING IRON" VERY
LITERALLY.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US!
I APPRECIATE IT!
THAT WAS "EMOJI NEWS!" WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JESSICA
ALBA AND GABRIELLE UNION.