[MUSIC PLAYING]
Well, hello.
Welcome to my humble abode.
Come on in.
I'm riding in.
Let me get the door for you.
Come on, come on.
So yes, we are in Las Vegas, Nevada, for the iHeartRadio
Music Festival.
I'll show you what I'm going to wear.
Come on.
I think what I'm going to wear for tonight, for day one,
is I'm going to wear this cute little jumpsuit.
Isn't this nice?
Now, it looks like aluminum foil.
And I'm going to look like a baked potato in this.
But it's cute.
And I think I really like it.
And then my outfit for tomorrow, because I was like,
iHeart What is heart.
You know, that's red.
That means love.
So I came up with this little ensemble.
And this is everything.
It's a little lace number.
Good like a little flow in the wind kind of thing.
It's definitely going to be a look.
You know, another thing that I love about this room, this
here, this bath tub--
Kalen Allen will be soaking in this bath tub
like Mariah Carey, OK?
Don't be trying to peek at my goodies either.
We are ready to apply the makeup.
Look at that.
Look at my skin.
Do you see that?
Uh-huh.
Look just like skin, don't it?
That's the point.
[CHAMBER MUSIC]
I need to get dressed.
So what I'm going to do is I am going
to have to sadly kick you out.
Get out.
I will see you in a little while.
[THEME MUSIC]
As all of you have seen, I have done the Billboard Awards.
I've done the Streamy Awards.
I've done the VMA Awards.
Aka I have a lot of experience.
And word on the street is that Ellen
is looking for her next red carpet correspondent.
And guess who's going to get you through boot camp?
Me.
So right now, I'm going to tell you the belt of the--
oh, god, I can't talk.
Listen, I talk very fast.
And sometimes, I talk faster than my brain thinks.
[FAST FORWARD]
Yeah.
I did it right then.
Now, I'm actually really bad at this.
Sometimes when you work a carpet,
you'll have a hand-held mic, right?
I oftentimes forget to hand the mic off
as the other person is speaking.
So you have to make sure that you are going boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, you know?
You talk, they talk.
Make sure that--
[BUZZER]
--you don't overspeak on top of the person
that you're interviewing.
Let them finish their sentence.
Let them finish whatever they want to talk about.
Then when you can tell that they are absolutely done,
then bring it to you.
Be cautious-- [BELL DINGS]
--of time, OK?
You can't be there for 15 minutes.
I know you may have worshipped this person
and watched him your entire life, baby.
But we are on a time frame, OK?
And you got other people coming, so you
got to make sure you get people in and you get people out.
Who knows the next time you're going
to be on a red carpet, honey?
So you know what you got to do, baby?
You have to dress to impress, OK?
If you're not styling and profiling, baby,
you just gonna fade in.
And who wants to fade in?
You go out there like you are A-list celebrity too, OK?
You stand there strong and mighty.
You keep that chin up, shoulders back.
Arch that back.
Pop, pop, pop.
Yes.
So make sure that you are confident on the carpet,
you know?
But you just have to breathe and just stay grounded.
Actually, what time is it?
Oh, I am running a little bit late.
And I still don't have no shoes on.
And that is not cute.
OK, but anyway, I wish you all luck.
I can't wait to see all your submissions.
And I can't wait to see you come to the show, darling.
I wish you the best in your endeavors.
Peace.
All right.
[HIP-HOP MUSIC]
It actually wasn't smart that I wore
these shoes, because I got, like, a 3-inch heel
platform here.
And baby, my feet are killing me.
So I'm sitting here.
I'm guarding my red carpet.
And I'm going to wait till people come,
then I'm going to jump up, because you
know it's rude to stay seated when people talking to you.
Y'all can walk through.
There you go.
Have a good day.
Three things you can season.
I can season my steak, my eggs, and my life.
[BELL DINGS]
Great.
Name three seasonings.
Salt, pepper, and cayenne?
[BELL DINGS]
That's not--
They always say salt and pepper.
Because you asked, what am I supposed to say?
No, I know.
Here we go.
Cheers.
Oh that's nasty.
Oh, come on.
Ooh, that's good.
Come on.
Oh, my throat burn.
My producer here is going to say the word.
And we have to say the first thing--
That comes out?
--that comes to our mind and if we say the same thing,
that means we're compatible, OK?
Are you ready?
Here we go.
Pickle.
Uh, dill.
Juice.
Oh, juice.
OK.
DMs.
Oh, uh, go down.
Slide.
Oh.
Vegas.
Baby.
Showgirl.
Damn.
What?
Three things that are hard.
Music, raising three daughters, and--
Oh, we out of time.
OK, next one.
Three nicknames for making love.
Uhh knocking boots--
Oh.
OK.
[LAUGHS]
Uh-huh.
Uh.
[BLEEP]
OK, oh.
OK, OK.
OK.
Now, everybody likes this hat, right?
OK.
So I want you to pick one, then give me the answer.
Tell me a time when you used your fame to your advantage.
Well, that would be every day.
Right?
Every day.
OK.
Boom boom, boom.
That's how we use it.
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah.
Is that for me?
Oh, I thought that was for me.
It wasn't for me.
Here we go.
Oh, Jesus.
Here we go again.
Sweet Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Whoo!
OK.
Never have I ever hooked up with a fan.
Yikes.
Oh, you have.
I haven't.
Dennis Quaid is here.
Did y'all like my Dennis Quaid is here homage?
Because he went to Starbucks, and Ellen was in his ears.
Dennis Quaid is here!
Say it loud.
Dennis Quaid is here.
I think I scared him a little bit.
But that's OK.
Where everybody at?
Am I early?
Never have I ever hooked up on a tour bus.
Oh.
OK, OK.
Never have I ever snooped through the phone
of someone I was dating without them knowing.
You know what?
Really?
Yes.
Listen, I'm always looking at somebody's phone.
I stay ready.
Here we go.
Three words to describe Ellen.
Sharp, funny, inspirational.
[BELL DINGS]
Bam.
And just like that, mic drop.
Now, listen.
I've listened to your new single.
Mmm, I love it so much.
I'm obsessed because you know what?
It's giving me R&B.
All the way.
Like, that's something, like, on a Sunday morning, I wake up,
I can just press it.
(SINGING) Show me love.
Love.
Hey.
Ooh.
[PLAYS PIANO]
Oh.
Yes.
(SINGING) Cuz' I-
Hey.
am--
Hey.
A super woman.
Yes, I am.
But--
Yes, she is.
Ooh!
Yes!
So good.
Oh, my gosh.
Come on.
Oh.
[BLEEP]
Man, thank--oh
you know what my damn velcro--
Oh, look, the velcro got stuck to the lace.
There we go.
We're good.
OK, [BLEEP]
Everybody give it up for the Backstreet Boys!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Superb.
Wonderful.
[BLEEP]
Putt, putt, putt, putt, putt.
I know.
You wish you were thick like this.