>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
MY NEXT GUEST WAS A FELLOW CORRESPONDENT ON "THE LATE SHOW"
FOR NEARLY TEN YEARS.
HE'S NOW THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND THE STAR OF "THE DETOUR" ON
TBS.
>> LET'S GO.
THE RED LIGHT!
NO, NO.
I'M GOING TO STAY HERE AND WAIT FOR THE WHITE MAN.
>> NO, LET'S NOT USE THIS PHRASE IN THIS NEW NEIGHBORHOOD.
>> RELAX.
OUR KIDS DON'T SEE RACE.
>> THE WHITE MAN DIDN'T TELL YOU YOU COULD CROSS YET.
>> EXCUSE HIM.
JIM CROW?
WHAT DO YOU GUYS CALL THE WHITE MAN?
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
COME, COME!
NO, THEY'RE FINE.
COME, SEE, THERE'S NO TRAFFIC.
LET'S GO.
( HONK ) >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME
JASON JONES!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪
>> Stephen: FANTASTIC.
WOW!
LOVELY!
THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: WERE YOU ABOUT TO DO THIS?
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
>> Stephen: GOOD BECAUSE I DON'T DO THAT.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRING OUT ON ME.
>> HAPPY PRESIDENT'S DAY.
>> Stephen: TO YOU, TOO.
AND PRIME MINISTER'S DAY.
YOU'RE A DUAL CITIZEN.
>> I'M FULLY AMERICAN NOW.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT CANADIAN AT ALL?
NO.
>> Stephen: HE'S SO CUTE.
HE'S ADORABLE.
HE'S NOT WHAT HIS DAD WAS.
ARE CANADIANS IN THE HOUSE?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HIS DAD WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST
HUMAN BEINGS ALIVE.
>> Stephen: ARE ANY OF US BETTER THAN OUR DADS WERE?
>> I AM.
I THINK I'M BETTER THAN MY DAD.
>> Stephen: IS HE WATCHING?
NO.
AND HE'S DEAF, TOO.
>> Stephen: THAT'S GOOD.
SO THE STORY GETS HAPPIER.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> YOU'VE ALWAYS UPSET ME, DAD.
SEE?
>> Stephen: WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU SAW UMA THURMAN OUT HERE
JUST A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
>> SHE IS WONDERFUL.
>> Stephen: SHE'S RADIANT.
I LOVE HER.
>> Stephen: I WAS WONDERING AT WATT AGE SHE ALLOWED HER KIDS TO
SEE "KILL BILL."
>> YES.
>> Stephen: AND I FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
TALKING ABOUT DADS AND WHETHER PEOPLE ARE GOOD DADS OR BETTER
THAN THEIR DADS.
>> I'M A GREAT DAD.
>> Stephen: MAY I SHOW THIS?
YES.
>> Stephen: WHAT CHILD DREW THIS?
>> MY SON IN KINDERGARTEN WHEN I SHOWED HIM "KILL BILL."
>> Stephen: IN KINDERGARTEN YOU SHOWED YOUR SON KILL BILL.
>> YEAH, GREAT DAD.
>> Stephen: AND HE WROTE A BOOK REPORT.
"WE WATCHED A GROWN UP MOVIE CALLED KILL BILL.
IT IS A VERY, VERY, VERY VIOLENT MOVIE.
AND THE MAIN GUY IS BILL.
HE IS A BAD GUY."
HOW OLD, SIX?
>> JUST TURNED FIVE, TO BE FAIR.
>> Stephen: WAS SAM, YOUR WIFE, ON BOARD FOR SHOWING --
>> SHE WAS AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND.
( LAUGHTER ) WHAT IS A DAD TO DO?
FIRST OF ALL, I SHOWED HIM BATMAN AND ROBIN.
>> Stephen: WHICH IS GREAT.
NO, IT'S A TERRIBLE MOVIE.
>> Stephen: BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE DECAPITATIONS.
>> WELL, FUN ONES.
( LAUGHTER ) AND HE WAS CRAPPING ON UMA.
I SAID, NOT IN MY HOUSE.
SHE'S AN INCREDIBLE ACTRESS, AND I SHOWED HIM KILL BILL FOR
PROOF.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: NO NIGHTMARES?
LISTEN, HIS THERAPIST IS VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY CONFIDENT
HE WILL BE FINE IN THE FUTURE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: HOW ENGAGED OF A
DAD ARE YOU?
>> LISTEN, I'LL TELL YOU THIS, WE HAD A SERIOUS DISCUSSION
ABOUT IT AFTERWARD, AND I SAID, LOOK, BILL IS NOT THE MAIN GUY,
UMA IS THE MAIN GUY.
SO I CORRECTED HIM.
SO VERY ENGAGED.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
THE DETOUR IS IN SECOND SEASON RIGHT NOW.
>> YES, TOMORROW NIGHT.
>> Stephen: AND I KNOW FROM OUR HISTORY WORKING TOGETHER AT
THE DAILY AND OTHER THINGS THAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU ARE PERFECTLY
COOL WITH BEING NAKED ON SCREEN.
>> FOR WORK.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I SAID ON SCREEN.
YES, WHICH IS MY WORK, YES.
>> Stephen: OKAY, YEAH.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU NAKED?
LET'S PUT SOME ASSES IN THE SEATS RIGHT NOW.
ARE YOU NAKED IN SEASON TWO OF "THE DETOUR"?
LET'S SELL SOME TICKETS.
>> I DON'T SAY I GO FULL FRONT.
THAT'S YOUR WIFE'S JOB.
YES, SHE DOES DO THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WAIT FOR THE WAVE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> I WEAR A FEW TIGHTY WHITIES
IN THE FIRST -- >> Stephen: GOOD FOR YOU.
GOOD FOR YOU.
>> I ACCIDENTALLY STRADDLED MY LOVELY TV WIFE.
>> Stephen: ACCIDENTALLY?
IN TIGHTY WHITIES YOU ACCIDENTALLY STRADDLED SOMEONE?
>> IT WAS THE WRONG CAMERA POSITION AND I HEARD THE
DIRECTOR SHOUT, HEY, CAN WE NOT FOCUS ON THOSE TWO ROTTING
AVOCADOS?
>> Stephen: YOU GUYS WERE MAKING A SALAD I HOPE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> I WISH.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE A FULL PLEDGED AMERICAN CITIZEN.
>> I AM.
>> Stephen: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
>> TWO YEARS AGO.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU STILL AS CONFIDENT IN THAT DECISION NOW
AS YOU WERE TWO YEARS AGO?
>> LISTEN, I ALWAYS GO BACK TO MY SWEARING-IN CEREMONY THEY
MAKE YOU WATCH LEE GREENWOOD PERFORM "PROUD TO BE AN
AMERICAN."
>> Stephen: DO THEY REALLY?
YEAH.
THEY'RE, LIKE, NOW LEE GREENWOOD, "PROUD TO BE
AMERICAN."
>> Stephen: ON TAPE I HOPE.
HE WAS AVAILABLE.
IT WAS THE NEW YORK SWEARING IN.
THEN PRESIDENT OBAMA GETS ON AND SAYS, YOU'RE AMERICAN CITIZENS
NOW, BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
THE WOMAN NEXT TO ME WAS FROM GHANA AND SHE WENT -- SPIT --
RIGHT.
WE'RE LUCKY TO BE AMERICANS.
>> Stephen: WE ARE.
LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.
>> THANKS.
>> Stephen: >> Stephen: SEASON TWO OF "THE
DETOUR" PREMIERES TOMORROW NIGHT ON TBS.
JASON JONES, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY ALISON KRAUSS.