Jon: Home sweet home.
Samantha: Yeah.
Samantha: You didn't, tell me...
Samantha: you lived in a, trailer.
Jon: Uhm
Jon: Yeah, I know its not much. But, it's kind of a lifestyle.
Jon: and uh, you know if I wanna go to Denver for the weekend...
Jon: I can just uh, take everything with me.
Jon: You know? Don't even have to pack.
Samantha: Well, thanks for showing it to me.
Samantha: But ah, I should get going it's getting really late.
Jon: It's like 3 in the afternoon.
Samantha: Yeah...
Samantha: Don't take this the wrong way, Jon.
Samantha: But...
Samantha: the way you live it's just so...
Samantha: Amazing!
Blaine: You think?
Samantha: Yes!
Samantha: I can't believe you're so free.
Samantha: If you want to sail down to Belize you can.
Samantha: it's in your backyard.
Blaine: Well...
Blaine: I won't be sailing down to Belize.
Blaine: I'll be yachting down to Belize.
Samantha: It's amazing.
Samantha: And you're so smart.
Samantha: I bet you don't even have to pay rent.
Blaine: Nope, no rent.
Jon: Just a, small fee to keep the trailer on the lot. Ya know?
Samantha: Great.
Samantha: So you're cheap.
Jon: I'm not cheap.
Jon: Smart. Its got everything I need.
Jon: Bedroom, bath, hot water.
Jon: Sandwich?
Samantha: No, I'm good.
Jon: Don't even know why I didn't do this years ago.
Samantha: I can think of a couple reasons.
Jon: And, with my recent poker winnings...
Jon: I have been able to open a savings account finally.
Jon: It's not as much luck as people think it is.
Samantha: Jon.
Samantha: You have a gambling problem.
Blaine: It's only a problem when it's down.
Blaine: Today it was down, but yesterday...
Blaine: it was down too.
Blaine: Its actually been down for a while.
Samantha: Wow. You're so successful.
Blaine: Yeah.
Blaine: I find that looking at numbers on a screen is...
Blaine: far more satisfying than material possessions.
Blaine: excluding my yacht of course.
Samantha: You never told me...
Samantha: what do you do for work?
Samantha: You're so mysterious.
Blaine: I'm a hitman.
Samantha: Stop it!
Blaine: But right now I'm retired.
Samantha: Wow.
Samantha: You don't work at all?
Blaine: No.
Samantha: So you're unemployed?
Jon: Technically yeah.
Jon: I mean I don't work.
Jon: At least not for money...
Samantha: Okay?
Samantha: I think you might be the perfect man.
Samantha: You're so romantic.
Blaine: No, romantic is knowing from the moment I first saw you.
Blaine: That I'd do anything to get you alone.
Blaine: When we met at the cafe...
Blaine: I knew you'd be there.
Blaine: It's where you go every Sunday afternoon.
Blaine: I've been following you for weeks.
Samantha: Wow.
Samantha: You were on a mission.
Blaine: I was.
Samantha: That is so...
Samantha: Creepy!
Samantha: You stalked me?
Jon: No, I just figured out what your schedule was...
Jon: before I knew who you were.
Samantha: Wow.
Jon: Okay. I'm s... I'm saying that out loud and I understand who that's creepy Samantha: I am getting out of here. I can't believe this
Jon: No.
Jon: Wait. Wait. Wait.
Jon: Wait.
Jon: Alright. Okay. Hold up.
Jon: I may not seem...
Jon: Like the wealthiest guy...
Jon: and I may not be the most handsome guy in the room.
Jon: Although, technically right now I am.
Jon: That's not the point.
Jon: The point is...
Jon: I like you.
Jon: And, I know my lifestyle can be a little scary.
Jon: But...
Jon: Isn't everyone lifestyle a little scary when you think about it?
Jon: And that shouldn't even matter right?
Jon: What should matter is like we had a good time today.
Jon: and. and.
Jon: and I care about you.
Jon: And that's not going to change.
Jon: No matter what happens to us.
Jon: So maybe,
Jon: Just. Just maybe this time...
Jon: Could love be enough?
Jon: What do ya say?
Samantha: What do I say?
Samantha: I say that I'm leaving you.
Samantha: I met someone else, Jon.
Samantha: And he's...
Samantha: not like you.
Samantha: He's not a loser like you.
Samantha: He's cool and adventurous.
Samantha: And he's smart and he's enigmatic.
Samantha: He's like literally the opposite of you.
Samantha: He's blonde and blue eyed.
Samantha: and tall, and he's got like a 10-pack.
Samantha: Every woman's dream.
Samantha: Like I said.
Samantha: The opposite of...
Blaine: Hey, I did tell her I was a hitman.
Annotation Blaine: VR is like blowing up right now okay?
Annotation Blaine: So, I was developing this in secret cause I wanted to surprise you.
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Jon: One that got away.