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product hi I'm Steve trabajo founder and
CEO of pineapple pineapple is like Apple
it's just a little crappy here at
pineapple we really believe in launching
unnecessary products that are a little
too expensive and you're probably
thinking why is he admitting that to us
that's what makes pineapple different
we're honest so that consumers we're so
excited to announce our newest product
the pineapple if-- if-- own was it
called again so many of these stupid
products
parable phone we're so excited to
announce our newest product the
pineapple iPhone XS it's amazing let's
talk about the features screen size see
apple believes in making their screen
sizes bigger here at pineapple we
believe the opposite make them smaller
statistically 95% of consumers prefer a
bigger screen size so where we're going
after that 5% that's best our that's our
people at 5% don't you the homies and
for that other 95% you're in luck every
pineapple iphone XS also comes with
pineapple binoculars camera we developed
a new technology that actually is it
brings you back to the old days our new
camera takes photos only you have to
then go to like a CVS or Walgreens to
develop it may take a really long time
to see your pictures but
wifey FaceTime we're really excited
about this feature I use it every day
any time you go to FaceTime a loved one
if you're at a party or at a bar or
doing something sketchy the FaceTime
automatically recognizes your background
and changes it you can choose you can
customize it so whether you're FaceTime
in your wifey or your hubby you don't
want them to know what you're really
doing
pineapples got you covered I use this
feature every day I use it like four
times a day already don't tell nobody
we should cut that part up drunk face
I'll knock with Apple iPhones you use
your face to unlock your phone not so
fast now with pineapple we care about
your security kind of you have to be a
little bit drunk in order to unlock your
phone so after about two three shots of
tequila look at your phone it opens
right away and a lot of our consumers
have complained a little bit saying mr.
trabajo I feel more secure but I'm
always drunk
and to that we say you're welcome
pineapple TV wow this is a big one for
us
it's like appletini but crap so you know
how with Apple TV you know you get your
favorite shows and movies those days are
over with pineapple TV you also get all
those things but everything is written
shot and produced in-house and pineapple
studios we have our own original shows
original movies original shows Netflix
has oranges the new black or pineapple
has Latino in the new white Netflix has
stranger things pineapple has weird
stuff Shore Netflix has black mirror but
pineapple has white mirror
you probably heard of Black Panther we
got Latino Panther the Apple TV has
Magic Mike we have magic Miguel racist
cases Apple iPhones usually just come in
a very small selection of looks
you either have your white or a black
pineapple we don't discriminate the
pineapple iPhone excess comes in three
amazing styles white black and Hispanic
plus there's more Pro for a limited time
if you purchase the pineapple iPhone
excess this month we will throw in the
pineapple MacBook Pro for two thousand
dollars
are we overcharging you yes is our
software as good as it can be no get
your butt off that chair find your
nearest pineapple store they're only
available in Mexico but take a flight
and purchase the pineapple iPhone access
it will definitely not be worth it I'm
Steve debajo and thank you for watching
pineapple think a little crappie
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