Attention, humans.
Shapeshifting alien lizards
have taken control of your world.
They’ve maneuvered themselves
into positions of power.
And they could be anyone.
Almost 13 million Americans
believe the conspiracy theory
that the U.S. government is run
by a secret race of aliens.
And for many believers,
the control
this group has goes far beyond the U.S.
They control the whole world.
The supporters of this theory claim
that these creatures have been among us
since ancient times.
Many famous world leaders
belong to their cold-blooded race,
such as Queen Elizabeth
and former U.S. president George W. Bush.
Oh, and secret societies
like the Freemasons
and the Illuminati are run
by these lizards too.
This belief in secret
reptilian overlords
dates as far back as 1888.
More recently,
it’s been widely popularized
by one conspiracy theorist,
who's also faced
accusations of anti-semitism.
So is the belief in alien overlords
a myth with dangerous consequences?
Or maybe, just maybe, totally real?
“I’m gonna have to go with no on that.
I’m not a lizard.”
To prepare yourself to properly
identify the aliens among you,
you should familiarize yourself
with their background.
Here’s what you’d need to know.
The reptilians
wouldn't originate from Earth.
They'd come from distant solar systems
around the Orion
and Draco constellations.
After arriving on Earth,
they would interbreed with humans.
They'd even manage
to manipulate our DNA
to cover up the truth.
But these human-reptile crosses
would only be temporary leaders.
They'd be holding power
until their original reptilian ancestors
returned to Earth.
And they would rule by fear,
creating anxiety
amongst people like you
so that you’d more easily embrace
an authoritarian one-world government.
But luckily for you,
these reptilians would be easy to spot
once you know what to look for.
The first sign is chameleon eyes,
or eyes that change color.
Of course, that might be too tricky
to pull off due to lizard people
having excellent vision.
So you should approach people
with caution
who have blue, green or hazel eyes.
Wait, I have hazel eyes.
Next, beware of hair.
Specifically, people with red locks.
Or even slightly reddish.
This could be a surefire sign
that someone is really a lizard.
Other signs
that could cast doubt
if a person is of lizard origin
is if they have
suspiciously good hearing,
the capability
of disrupting electrical appliances
and, of course,
known contacts with aliens.
Now, you could be
running through a long list
of all the people you’ve ever encountered
who fit these
most un-human of descriptors.
Maybe looking at videos
on your phone
of one of your best friends
could reveal how
suddenly weird
they appear from one frame to the next.
That’s right.
They could be a lizard overlord.
If only you could see their true nature.
The scaly skin,
the yellow-eyes, the cleft tongue.
But the list of potential lizard
traits runs even longer.
This list even includes
a love of space and science.
Yeah, the most revealing
and dangerous indicator of all.
But wait a minute.
There’s someone else
who loves space and science.
You.
So just about everyone
you know, yourself included,
could be among a lizard race
controlling the planet.
What could you possibly do
to stop this then?
How about this?
Lizards love dark, cool places.
You could start by
moving out of your parent’s basement
and into a bright, clean apartment.
They also love water.
So next time someone offers
you a trip to the pool or the beach,
you should probably skip it.
If all else fails,
you could repel the lizards in your life
by creating your own cologne or perfume.
Try something that is heavy on the hot
sauce and pepper.
That should do the trick.
Maybe what you should really do
is take your head
out of the rabbit hole
of this conspiracy theory.
It could seem like fun and games,
but beliefs in these
theories can really start
to warp your perspective
on the reality around you.
Besides, what if the aliens aren’t
actually ruling the Earth,
but rather living inside of it?
Well,
that’s a story for another WHAT IF.