So what you're saying is
you want me to massage some prickly balls?
[music]
Ok so these are pretty terrifying today actually,
I know.
Did you read the packaging?
Hand massaging ball. Yes.
We are going to return our customer's favor with better products.
Oh yes. Daiso. We wish you health and relaxation.
What is supposed to be relaxing about these balls here?
OW!
Holy crap these are all...this is painful!
These are a lot sharper than they look.
I thought they were gonna be jelly-ish
No. This is really...Take it from me!
These are really painful!
Ok here I go. HOLY...
What the blue Jesus is this for?!
Can I try it? I'm really scared.
Ok. My hands...are bleeding.
Look at the side of the packaging!
You can see the teeth marks.
It has totally demolished the plastic.
What's it gonna do to our hands.
Ow! The thing is, I can understand
if you have balls that are, like, rounded,
and you like roll...HAY!
I'm just listening! Who said anything bad!?
Listen: basketballs are not to be played with.
Of course they're not!
Ok, I'm picturing little soft rounded tips
instead of spiky death doom tips of doom!
And so you'd roll it in your hands and be like
"Oh yeah! That's nice"
This is actually painful.
They're very painful.
I can think of a lot more better uses for these.
*dreamy chime*
Yawn! Ok. Nap time.
Yawn! Yawn! Yawn!
Ow! What is this doing here?
TEEHEEHEE!
Ok love I'm going.
I'll see you...OH GOD!
What the hell?!
TEE HEE HEE!
What...are you kidding me?
How many of these did you buy?
TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
Um, it seems like every one of your uses for that
is just to punish me.
No! I would use it for other people in the house!
Who else is there to punish in the house apart from Spudgy?
*dream chimes*
Are you kidding me? What the hell?
Why is this in my bed?
TEEHHHEEEEHHEEEEEHHEEE
Why would you do that to me?
And Spudgy will never forgive you for it!
He'll never know it was me!
I'll tell him it was you and he'll believe me.
I don't think Spudgy understands English.
Yes, he understands English.
Well he understands Korean more than English.
Now one of the things that really confuses me
is, we did that swan, crane, pulley neck thingy before
Where you beat yourself. Yeah.
Why is it that every single massage thing we've seen
is never a relaxing massage?
It's always painful and unpleasant.
Why don't they have anything smooth like a gel one?
Gels would be so much nicer than this.
Ow! I tried to do like a, this method
Try that. Put your hands together.
Oh crap. OHHH BOY. OMG
Let's see if it bounces. Ok I'm gonna try, ready?
PSSHHH KRRR KKRR SHRAPNEL IN OUR FACES
AAAAAAGGGHH
Ok, I'm gonna try bouncing it.
There could be terrible repercussions
like shrapnel and explosions.
Oh, can I cover my eyes first. Ok go for it.
Thud. It did not bounce.
Well that was a terrible mistake.
I would seriously consider marketing this for women's self-defence classes.
You keep them in your pocket, and if someone attacks you at night time
You go "I'm gonna stop you. OHHHHH GODDDD AAAAHHHHH AAHHHH"
What I find really interesting about these is that
they're glow IN the dark (not on the dark)
Like, relaxation in the dark.
So you reach for your spiky balls in the middle of the night.
Do they really glow in the dark?
Look at them! That's the glow in the dark color.
You try charing mine.
Ok let's try charging these.
We have lights right beside us if you're wondering what Simon's doing.
They're really scalding hot, these lights.
Ok ready? Ready go!
No they're not glow in the dark.
Ow oww! I hate them!
Can you not slam them into my hand next time?
Who likes these?!
Korea: do any of you like these?
I have nothing else to say about these
I mean, maybe if you're a farmer
and you have calloused hands and you can't feel anything
Like, if you're a girl,
aren't you supposed to have soft and supple hands?
I do!
Instead if you want to be using these,
you'll have man hands!
No, you know what this is like?
This is like a meat tenderizer.
That's exactly it.
Right, so if you buy steak and it's too tough
you beat the crap out of it with a hammer that looks like this.
Right, it's got those spikes at the end of it?
This is a meat tenderizer for hands.
This is a way to make your hands less soft and pretty.
If you ever want to tenderize your meat in your hands
this is how to do it.
That's right.
Through relaxing massages.
GONG!
And now to announce the winner for the WTF care package for last week
We're gonna do that in the blooper reel, as always.
Take it away Simon.
Take it away Martina.
I'm just an ocean of Yo
[more of Roly Poly]
That's my new ringtone.
I'm just an ocean of yos?
Yeah!
I need a little nap.
Wait, I want someone to call my phone
and I'll pick it up and it'll be like
bududududududu bu dung.
Nobody calls Martina's phone because she's lonely.
LONELY LONELY LONELY LONELAAAAAY!
Gong!