TONIGHT WE MADE HISTORY WITH SUPER BOWL 50, WHICH ALLOWED ME
TO LOOK BACK FONDLY ON SOME OF MY OWN SPORTING MEMORIES WHICH
ALLOWED ME THEN TO REALIZE I HAVE NO SPORTING MEMORIES.
LIKE MANY OF YOU, ALL OF MY FAVORITE SPORTING MEMORIES COME
FROM FILM, WHICH IS WHY TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO CELEBRATE SOME OF
THE GREATEST SPORTS MOVIES OF ALL TIME AS FAST AS WE CAN.
HERE TO ASSIST ME, PLEASE WELCOME ADAM DEVINE, ANNA
KENDRICK, AND ZAC EFRON.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW WE DOING, GUYS?
ARE WE READY FOR THIS?
>> BORN READY.
>> SO READY.
>> James: THEN WE SHALL BEGIN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> ALL SEASON YOU'VE BEEN
LAUGHED AT, CRAPPED ON.
YOU ARE LIKE A BUNCH OF DEAD FISH.
TONIGHT YOU WANT TO BEAT THOSE BASTARDS?
ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU GET OUT THERE NOW, AND YOU DO THE BEST
YOU CAN.
( BELL RINGS ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> IF YOU BUILD IT, HE WILL COME.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> DAD?
>> James: HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
( BELL RINGS ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> MORON!
>> YOU EAT DOG CRAP FOR BREAKFAST, GEEKS.
>> WELL, YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!
>> OOOOH!
( BELL RINGS ).
>> NO, I DON'T I AM LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, AREN'T I?
( BELL RINGS ).
>> I SAID, BRRR.
IT'S COLD IN HERE.
I SAID, BRRR.
IT'S COLD IN HERE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BELL RINGS )
( LAUGHTER ) >> WAX ON.
WAX OFF.
>> James: GET HIM IN A BODY BAG.
FINISH HIM!
>> YA!
( BELL RINGS ) >> LET'S GO, WILDCATS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: ZAC, NO, THAT WAS--
THAT'S "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL."
WE'RE DOING HOOSIERS.
>> HOOSIERS.
>> James: YES.
>> SORRY, WELCOME TO INDIANA BASKETBALL.
( BELL RINGS ) ♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS
( BELL RINGS ) ♪ ♪ ♪
( LAUGHTER ) ( BELL RINGS )
>> TRUDY!
>> ALL RIGHT, THIS TEAM IS YOUR FAMILY, MICHAEL.
YOU HAVE TO PROTECT THEM FROM THOSE GUYS.
TONY, HERE, IS YOUR QUARTERBACK.
YOU PROTECT HIS BLIND SIDE.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT HIM, YOU THINK OF ME.
UMPA-BALUMPA HERE IS YOUR TAILBACK AND YOU THINK OF S.J.,
AND HOW YOU WOULD NEVER LET ANYTHING HURT HIM.
YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.
( BELL RINGS ) ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH AIN'T NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH
♪ AIN'T NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH ♪ ( BELL RINGS )
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, REALLY.
THREE MINUTES, THE BIGGEST BATTLE OF OUR PROFESSIONAL
LIVES.
ALL COMES DOWN TO TODAY.
AND WE HEAL NOW AS A TEAM OR WE CRUMBLE.
AND THAT'S FOOTBALL, GUYS.
THAT'S ALL IT IS.
SO NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>> WOOO!
>> YEAH!
>> YES!
YES!
PLAYING FOOTBALL MAY HAVE BEEN THE OPPORTUNITY OF YOUR
LIFETIME.
BUT I DON'T, WANT, YOUR, LIFE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> UM, WHAT IS HE DOING?
WE'RE-- WE'RE NOT DOING THAT SCENE.
>> WE CUT THAT.
>> WE CUT THIS BIT.
>> WELL, IT'S STILL A TREAT FOR THE LADIES, ISN'T IT?
( BELL RINGS ) ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE ) ( BELL RINGS )
>> COME ON!
WOOO!
LET'S GO!
( BILL BELLE RINGS ) ♪ ♪ ♪
( BELL RINGS ) ( BELL RINGS )
>> ADRIAN!
( BELL RINGS ) >> James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, ANNA KENDRICK, ADAM DEVINE, ZAC EFRON.
STAY TUNED FOR A FIRST LOOK AT THE FILM TRAILER.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!