you or a bartender and I just love that
you would be such a good bartender Marco
flu thank you generous you know he'd do
a generous pour he would always be a
sport I would do a general yeah mostly
because people would be like come on man
didn't you out of your own cocktail I
had a margarita margarita but I ended up
having you know I'd start early and that
had my my Thursday night crowd yeah
partially because and I'm sorry Sean
Macpherson wherever you are I gave away
a lot of free drinks it wasn't a great
quality in a bartender but you were good
dealing with with drunk customers which
is I had to deal with a lot of drunk
people yes and sometimes they were not
very nice no there would be nights where
I'd be up to my eyeballs in a holes
nothing
this way what what they say nothing
was another guy who wanted
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wasn't there a drunk guy isn't that kind
of bar
wanted yes sir okay so tell us about him
so occasionally you would get someone
who was so obnoxious and it was the end
of the night and this guy came in and
he's like and he was wasted and he was
such an a-hole and he's like I want a
sambuca
I'm like come on man you're doing okay
give me a sambuca and did he hit you I'm
like okay so I porins and Bucca like it
I'm not gonna let you drink man
I don't like drinks okay you want to let
your drink you let your drink yourself
light it okay
I like the drink he takes it mm-hmm and
it goes all over his face dripping down
his face blue flames everywhere and I'm
trying not to laugh
beats the hell out of himself get it out
give me another sure thing got me to
light it for you
yes same thing
it was one of the greatest nights I sort
of like him for having another book he
when he walked out with like like a
flaming red goatee
that brings back a really painful memory
it was you
I was like 12 13 I I was lit was a late
bloomer but I had a premature mustache
like I had hair there and nowhere else
right I mean my head of course and uh
and I was begging my dad cuz kids were
making fun of me like your stache
swimmer your most you know and so I was
begging my dad hey can I please shave
and my dad was like you're too young to
shave I'm sorry but I was I took matters
into my own hand and I borrowed some of
my sister's Nair for those of you who
don't know it's like a chemical hair
room if we go to eMac eMac yes okay so I
put it on my lip but I left it on too
long so I had a burn mark only it would
you know I had to then go to school
tried my hair off and they're like what
so all these other names so I'm sorry to
bring up we think that trauma but share
that
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