- tWitch, congratulations, buddy, that--
- Thank you. Thank you very much, man.
Thank you. - Movie star.
[cheers and applause] Guy's a movie star.
- I mean, really. That's impressive, right?
- Incredibly impressive. I--I just--
You got totally waxed.
I heard you say that he got waxed.
- I did. - I waxed him--we--
Well, I didn't personally, I had a professional,
but I helped him get waxed on the show.
- Yep. - Really?
- She held my hand. - Yes, and I was just--
An hour ago, I just got my--
Well, because we're going into summer,
I just got my bikini wax,
because this-- [audience laughter]
Why do they laugh at that? - I don't know.
It's important. - It is important.
I'm wearing a one-piece. I'm getting older now,
but I'm gonna-- [audience laughter]
It's gonna look good, but I mean, that's, uh--
Very impressive, young man. - Well, you've probably got
waxed for the movie--I saw you're in the movie, too.
So I don't know why you're--
- I'm in "Magic Mike"?
- Well, don't act like you don't know that.
[audience laughter] - I'm not a--
I would never be-- I couldn't be.
- But you are in it. - I am?
- Yes! Why are we not-- - Show me.
(woman) Are you ready to be...
worshipped?
Are you ready to be exalted?
[fast rock music]
[laughter and applause]
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah. [cheers and applause]
That's supposed to be a surprise.
[cheers and applause]
Thank you. [cheers and applause]
Yeah, it was supposed to be a surprise.
- Oh... - Spoiler alert!
- Oh, no... [audience laughter]
-- All right, well, you know that
I usually like to set up the clips before,
but that was the scene-- that's the first time
the guys see me dance.
- Uh huh. [audience laughter]
- That was the very first time.
I don't dance. I did that on "America" --
I don't dance. I don't like dancing.
- Yeah, that's what we took that from.
We took it from you taking your shirt off on
(both) "America's Got Talent."
- But I'm not a dancer. - You're in good shape, though.
- I am in good-- I am in great shape.
I'm in phenomenal shape. I am.
'Cause I do that-- I have a Jane Fonda tape.
I have "On Golden Pond." [audience laughter]
And I work-- I work out to that,
and it's--that movie's an hour and a half.
- That's not the right one. - Yes.
On a--I was running on a treadmill.
I don't turn it on, so it's a short run.
Just from the end of the treadmill,
right to the front. [audience laughter]
And then, if I have any more energy,
I'll do a width. I'll do a width,
back and forth twice. - A width!
- But I don't want to turn it on, because I'm going green.
I don't want to-- I don't want to use electricity.
But I'm not a-- I don't like dancing.
- Why not? - I never--I know you're the--
I love watching you and your audience,
but I've never-- I didn't--
(audience member) Whoo! - [imitates audience member]
I don't know what that was for. [audience cheering]
But I--I didn't dance at my own wedding.
I didn't dance at my daughter's wedding.
I don't--I don't like dancing.
Don't feel--
It's not a bad thing. [audience laughter]
I wanted to be-- It's a wonderful, joyous--
- When you were younger-- - No!
You know what I'd do when I was younger?
I'll tell you what I did when I was younger,
'cause I liked-- I've always liked, like,
hidden camera and awkward moments and things like that,
so I find dancing--for me, 'cause I can't dance--
it was really funny, but when I was single,
I would go into clubs, and really, seriously,
like, walk up to a young lady, and say, you know,
"Would you like to dance?"
And if she said yes, then I would dance.
But I don't dance, so I would be in the middle of the floor.
It would just be--it would-- [audience laughter]
It would just be terrible. [audience laughter]
It would--it--and this is-- [audience laughter]
I'm doing this a capella, without even music.
But I would do this-- [audience laughter]
And you would see the woman in--just so horrified,
and she'd be normal, but she would turn,
and just try to go the other way and pretend she wasn't with me,
but that wouldn't stop me! I'd come around the other side,
[audience laughter] and I would be like that.
But I was at this, so-- but that's--that's me dancing.
- Oh, my God. - That's--that's Magic How.
- That's hilar--[laughs]
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you. - You danced so hard,
you untied your shoe.
- I did, I untied my shoe.
Thank you, please. - First--first--
First of all, that's hilarious.
- Let them sit down. Thank you.
- Yeah. [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause] Thank you.
[cheers and applause]
- That really is funny.
Oh, my God. Did you do that a lot?
- I did. I just like to see--
When there's awkward moments,
and people are embarrassed, that's my joy.
- Yeah, I understand.