So we get a lot of emails from people saying: "Hey, I'm coming to Japan for a couple weeks
Can you plan my itinerary for me?" For which the clear and obvious answer is: Hell no! What do I look like? I ain't got time for that.
I'm trying to make movies! I'm trying to play breath of the wild! Fortunately though
We know a company that can.
Tonight we are teaming up with a tour company called: "Magical trip"
And they basically take you on small intimate little group tours of different places in Tokyo. Right.
Tonight we are going on their Shibuya
Izakaya crawl
I'm really excited because we're basically just gonna go eat and drink and show you guys what this tour is all about. This is gonna be fun!
Seems like a really good deal. It's a great deal! Great deal.
To the hachiko mobile! Nanananana na
*80's music plays*
I'm Martina! Martina! And Simon! Simon! Hello!
I'm Shoto. Shoto! Nice to meet you. So today I am the guide for you in Shibuya
Alright
So we are gonna go to three different Izakaya.
Okay!
Is it working? Let's go! Okay!
*background music playing*
Okay. We need to stop a second and appreciate the music.
This is like ...
Du du du, du du du du, du du du dududu
I've never been here yet! No! And chef, that's working here, he has the best most wise eyebrows that I've ever seen in my life.
What are we gonna drink?
Yes. And here they have the famous beer. Famous beer?! Yeah the frozen beer. *Gasps* I've never tried it!
It's the...frozen beer. Yes. No no here it is! Yeah
Middle size or large size? Middle size, yeah the middle size. Okay I'll do large.
Okay you twisted my arm.
Here you go. Frozen beer. This is amazing.
This is ice-cream?
Cheers!
Oh my God, this is like beer ice-cream.
This is the most adult slushy, I've ever had. Ummm
Wow. Do they do this in America yet?
It's a mystery, very traditional Japanese like mother cooking. Okay. Ooo... and all Japanese families cook it.
That man, that's working here, looks like a traditional Japanese mother.
*laughter*
First time I've ever actually tried this. Nikujaga
Which is just beef and potato stew. And that sounds like a European child 's dream
Doesn't it?! Doesn't it?! This is after my heart. Here we go.
In like two years in Japan, We've like never had this before...
*dramatic music* Oh No!!
*laughter* Profesional
Oh my God. And Simon has never dropped a potato before.
I've never dropped a potato. I'm Polish. You think a drop potatoes?
You know what Simon? You're cut off mister, from your beer ice cream. Ohhh
Oho! You better believe I'm leaving that in Simon. You cannot escape that embarrassment.
Mmm, it's kind of difficult to be surprised after two years. Yeah, having a new thing makes me really happy
Mmmm. Thank you so much.
Mmmm, mmm
*music playing*
Ooo this is the one you were talking about. Yes. Um
I've never had this. Pork shiso. Pork shiso, and then wrapped. In plum. Plum?! Alright
I was so worried. How did I never have this? When I heard plum in here. Pork in shiso. But plum?!
I thought that would totally change the taste, and it does. It's something amazing and like a really deep back of the throat kind of
savory flavor. That sounded really dirty.
I'm gonna put it in better terms, okay, before this video gets demonetized forever.
The pork is really really fatty. It has a beautiful oily taste to it and so when you get the umeboshi
It's kind of tart, but it kind of cuts right through. It is so fantastic and it is perfectly crispy on the edges
But where do you taste it when you put in your mouth? What part of your mouth you taste. I'm not talking about this
I'm gonna keep eating my food. Thank you, sir
*music playing*
So now we're going to Niku yokocho, which roughly translates to
meat alley
which also sounds like
Something I don't want to get demonetized for
I mean he has been holding on to this joke... when he found out he turned to me like a child being like. It's gonna be
very juicy
Let's go
He is so exited. It's delightful
Wait! So ALL this meat! Yes. All of this meat. Hahaha yes
Meat, meat, meat, meat. Hahaha. You know like meat more than ice-cream
Something is happening.
This is insanity
It's like we stumbled upon a secret city, inside of a city
*music playing*
Like for the girls, they can have the cocktails too. Oh okay
But I like cocktails. Because they're delicious. You're telling me I'm not a young girl? Hey boys, you remember me?
It's too soon!
Young boys.
Wait a second! There's a mega mug and there's a KING MUG!
I feel like Mega's more than king in my heart. There's like King and there's like MEGA...and then there's Ultra
Can you imagine getting a king mug Fuzzy navel. It's like the biggest Fuzzy navel of your life!
Oh my God Yeah! Woo
Cheers!
Hahaha! It's so little! Hahaha! It's just...so small. So small. Oh my God!
You look like a child. This is very big.
Is Martina of legal age to drink this? and the answer is; it tastes like sugar; yes she is by a long shot
What are you trying to say!
*music playing*
Yes, I mean, you know what this is fake its fake, baby fake
Holiday nights nobody is perfect. You know exactly we're talking about
Chickens
Yeah, what kind of math what is the vegetable though this has to be means this isn't allowed not allowed here
Thank you for introducing me
To beat cheese meat cheese paste animal and that other weird animal let me just say
This meat alleyway is very crowded, and it's very dark in here as well
Number one Oh
Not like that I can tell it
We need to call a young priest and an old priest yeah, we need a bucket of holy water
I felt some parts of my heart fall out my anus
What is this this is so cool
Okay, we stop yeah, I'm gonna try the name for the first time punkin which is a fish cake with like egg and
honey and butter and the daughter argued you guys couldn't feed us for five minutes going I think that's
Right yeah, that looks amazing that is such a fluffy fish cake I can't wait
I think I'm fine is normally is it normally served in Odin
Yes, okay, so it would definitely be in assume I might be wrong
But I've heard that heaven is kind of more of like a traditional old man
Izakaya food, but to have it kind of updated in this environment with like butter and egg and green onions
It's kind of like a rebirth of an old food. You know
Dish marshmallow take everything you love about marshmallows
Everything you love about fish and put it together. It's a marshmallow oh
That looks great
The good sushi
Son Uschi as I like to call it
We got some rice wrapped in meats and green onions oh
Yeah
We're gonna need to order like three more. Please we're uh. We're gonna get kicked out of here
We're gonna be banned from the tour. They're gonna be like thank you keep the fly was run dry
I'm in arrived and ate all of them everything with cancel from that oh, no first bite. You just have to say Wow
That's a nice sticky rice and absorbs all of the gravy juice from the surrounding meat tundle
It's just lovely go on
Go on Simon. Oh, I'm so much stronger than you lose. Why you don't want to go on tour with us
Well he doesn't eat any food yet
Roy
Or you tell them
Thank you so much. Yeah, so we had an absolutely wonderful time on this magical trip
We had some great food and some really great fun
I know what's amazing is that we really did not know about a lot of these places
I know so if you want to experience something like this or in other parts of Tokyo make sure you click on the link on
The info box below and you can have a magical trip that I won't have to plan for you
Know what they're doing I don't