>> JAMES: NOW, ANYONE WHO WATCHES THIS SHOW KNOWS HOW MUCH
I LOVE MUSICALS.
SO. TONIGHT, WE'LL BE DOING A "ROLE CALL
SO TONIGHT, WE'LL BE DOING A " CELEBRATING SOME OF
THE GREATEST MOVIE MUSICALS OF ALL TIME, AS FAST AS WE CAN, IN
ONE TAKE.
NOW, I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO THIS ALONE, SO HERE TO HELP ME,
PLEASE WELCOME THE LEGENDS THAT ARE EMILY BLUNT AND LIN-MANUEL
MIRANDA!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW ARE WE DOING?
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US.
NOW, LIN-MANUEL, EMILY, HOW ARE WE FEELING?
ARE WE READY FOR THIS?
>> BORN READY.
>> NOT AT ALL.
( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: GOOD!
WE SHALL BEGIN.
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ WILLKOMMEN AND BIENVENUE WELCOME
♪ FREMDER, EIÌTRANGER STRANGER
♪ GLU:CKLICH ZU SEHEN JE SUIS ENCHANTEÉ
♪ HAPPY TO SEE YOU BLEIBE RESTE, STAY ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ COME ON BABE WHY DON'T WE
♪ PAINT THE TOWN AND ALL THAT JAZZ
♪ START THE CAR I KNOW
♪ A WHOOPEE SPOT WHERE THE
♪ GIN IS COLD BUT THE PIANO'S HOT
♪ IT'S JUST A NOISY HALL
♪ WHERE THERE'S A NIGHTLY BRAWL
♪ AND ALL THAT
♪ JAZZ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( DING ) ♪ CITY OF STARS
ARE YOU SHINING JUST FOR ME ( LAUGHTER )
♪ CITY OF STARS THERE'S SO MUCH
♪ THAT I CAN'T SEE ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ BE OUR GUEST
BE OUR GUEST ♪ PUT OUR SERVICE
TO THE TEST ♪ TIE YOUR NAPKIN
'ROUND YOUR NECK, CHERIE ♪ AND WE'LL PROVIDE THE REST
BEEF RAGOUT, CHEESE SOUFFLEÉ ♪ PIE AND PUDDING ON FLAMBEÉ
WE'LL PREPARE AND SERVE ♪ WITH FLAIR
A CULINARY CABARET ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ FOR THE PEOPLE ALL SAID
SIT DOWN ♪ SIT DOWN
YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BOAT ♪ THE PEOPLE ALL SAID SIT DOWN
SIT DOWN ♪ YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BOAT
AND THE DEVIL ♪ WILL DRAG YOU UNDER
BY THE SHARP LAPEL ♪ OF YOUR CHECKERED COAT
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN ♪ SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN
SIT DOWN YOU'RE ♪ ROCKIN' THE BOAT ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ DON'T CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA THE TRUTH IS
♪ I NEVER LEFT YOU ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ I'M SINGING
IN THE RAIN ♪ JUST SINGING
IN THE RAIN ♪ WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELIN'
I'M HAPPY AGAIN ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN
THE IMPOSSIBLE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ NOW WHEN YOU'RE STUCK
IN THE MIST ♪ SURE, YOU CAN STRUGGLE
AND RESIST ♪ OR YOU CAN TRIP A
LITTLE LIGHT FANTASTIC ♪ WITH ME
NOW, SAY YOU'RE LOST ♪ IN THE CROWD
WELL, YOU CAN STAMP ♪ AND SCREAM OUT LOUD
OR YOU CAN TRIP A ♪ LITTLE LIGHT FANTASTIC
WITH ME ♪ ( DING )
>> JAMES, IT'S SO IMPRESSIVE THAT YOU KNOW THAT SONG, "MARY
POPPINS RETURNS" ISN'T EVEN OUT YET.
>> JAMES: "MARY POPPINS RETURNS" ISN'T EVEN OUT YET?
WELL, WHEN IS IT OUT, LIN?
>> IT OPENS EVERYWHERE-- >> NO, NO, NO.
NO.
ONE NEVER PLUGS ONE'S OWN FILM.
I WOULD HAVE HOPED I TAUGHT YOU BETTER.
( LAUGHTER ) JAMES, PLUG IT.
>> JAMES: "MARY POPPINS RETURNS" OPENS EVERYWHERE TOMORROW
DECEMBER 19.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.
>> OFF WE GO.
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS
>> UM, EXCUSE ME, JAMES...
♪ AND WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> JAMES: WHAT?
KERMIT THE FROG!
>> UH, JAMES, THAT DID NOT SOUND GOOD.
( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED
GREAT!
>> NO, IT WAS VERY BAD.
( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: WELL, CAN WE JUST SING
IT TOGETHER?
>> OH, SURE.
IT'LL BE LIKE AN EPISODE OF "TADPOLE KARAOKE."
>> JAMES: LET'S DO IT.
♪ SOMEDAY WE'LL FIND IT THE RAINBOW CONNECTION
♪ THE LOVERS THE DREAMERS
♪ AND ME ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
♪ WAY UP HIGH ( LAUGHTER )
>> COME ON, TOTO.
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> HEY THERE, BALTIMORE!
DON'T CHANGE THAT CHANNEL, IT'S TIME FOR THE CORNY COLLINS SHOW!
♪ CAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN
♪ OR THE RAIN FROM ABOVE THEY CAN TRY TO STOP
♪ THE PARADISE WE'RE DREAMIN' OF
♪ BUT YOU CANNOT STOP THE RHYTHM OF TWO HEARTS
♪ IN LOVE TO STAY 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T
♪ STOP THE BEAT ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ LISTEN
I AM ALONE ♪ AT A CROSSROADS
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I'M NOT AT HOME
♪ IN MY OWN HOME AND I'VE TRIED AND TRIED
♪ TO SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
♪ OH, NOW I'M DONE BELIEVING YOU
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M FEELING ♪ I'M MORE THAN WHAT
YOU MADE OF ME ♪ I FOLLOWED THE VOICE
YOU GAVE TO ME ♪ BUT NOW I'VE GOTTA FIND
MY OWN ♪ MY OWN ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( DING )
♪ IT'S THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE FOR US
♪ 'STEAD OF TREATED WE GET TRICKED
♪ 'STEAD OF KISSES WE GET KICKED
♪ IT'S THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ MATCHMAKER, MATCHMAKER
MAKE ME A MATCH ♪ FIND ME A FIND
CATCH ME A CATCH ♪ MATCHMAKER, MATCHMAKER
LOOK THROUGH YOUR BOOK ♪ AND MAKE ME A PERFECT MATCH ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ WE'VE CHANGED WE'RE STRANGERS
♪ I'M MEETING YOU IN THE WOODS WHO MINDS
♪ WHAT DANGERS I KNOW WE'LL GET PAST--
>> JAMES: NO, NO, NO, NO.
HANG ON, WAIT.
LIN-MANUEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
>> YEAH.
>> I REALLY CAN'T BE IN THIS ONE?
>> NO, NO.
>> BUT I LOVE "INTO THE WOODS."
I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING.
>> NO, NO, BUT SEE, WE WERE ACTUALLY IN THE FILM.
IT'S ACTUALLY OUR SONG.
>> JAMES: IT'S LITERALLY US IN THE MOVIE.
( LAUGHTER ) SO, THE SONG IS CALLED "IT TAKES
TWO."
ONE.
>> TWO.
>> JAMES: OKAY?
( LAUGHTER ) SO, SORRY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO SIT THIS ONE OUT.
>> I JUST-- I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT.
>> JAMES: WOW.
HE WENT THERE.
OKAY, WE GET IT.
>> IT'S EMBARRASSING, LIN.
>> JAMES: IT'S OUR MOVIE, OKAY?
>> I NAILED IT.
>> JAMES: OKAY, OKAY, IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THIS, IF YOU
REALLY, REALLY WANT TO BE IN THIS... YOU CAN BE THE WOODS.
>> YOU CAN BE A TREE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: BE A TREE, OKAY?
>> PART OF THE WOODS!
>> BUT DON'T UPSTAGE.
>> JAMES: BE A TREE, OKAY.
>> I'LL BE THE WOODS.
>> JAMES: OKAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ AND ONCE WE'RE PASSED
LET'S HOPE THE CHANGES LAST ♪ BEYOND WOODS, BEYOND WITCHES
AND SLIPPERS AND HOODS ♪ JUST THE TWO OF US ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ LITTLE SHOP LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
♪ LITTLE SHOP LITTLE SHOP OF TERROR
♪ CALL A COP LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
♪ NO, OH, OH, NO-OH ♪ >> FEED ME, SEYMOUR!
MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ONE DAY MORE ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DESTINY
♪ THIS NEVER-ENDING ROAD TO CALVARY
♪ THESE MEN WHO SEEM TO KNOW MY CRIME
♪ WILL SURELY COME A SECOND TIME
♪ ONE DAY MORE I DID NOT LIVE UNTIL TODAY
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ HOW CAN I LIVE
WHEN WE ARE PARTED ♪ ONE DAY MORE
TOMORROW YOU'LL ♪ BE WORLDS AWAY
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND YET WITH YOU
♪ MY WORLD HAS STARTED ONE DAY MORE ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY THIS IS YOUR SONG
♪ IT MAY BE QUITE SIMPLE BUT NOW THAT IT'S DONE
♪ I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
♪ THAT I PUT DOWN IN WORDS HOW WONDERFUL LIFE IS
♪ WHILE YOU'RE IN THE WORLD ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( DING ) ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ FALLING SLOWLY
EYES THAT KNOW ME ♪ AND I CAN'T
GO BACK ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ REMEMBER MY NAME
FAME ♪ I'M GONNA LIVE
FOREVER ♪ I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO FLY
HIGH ♪ I FEEL IT COMIN'
TOGETHER ♪ PEOPLE WILL SEE ME AND CRY
FAME ♪ ( DING )
( LAUGHTER ) ♪ A KISS ON THE HAND
MAY BE QUITE CONTINENTAL ♪ BUT DIAMONDS ARE
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ♪ ONLY 17
YOU CAN DANCE ♪ YOU CAN JIVE
HAVING THE TIME ♪ OF YOUR LIFE
OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ SEE THAT GIRL
WATCH THAT SCENE ♪ DIGGING THE DANCING QUEEN ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> JAMES: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
EMILY BLUNT AND LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪