- Okay, the actor from that thing we went through that time.
- Oh, Luis Guzman!
- Yes, yes, you, baby, you are a genius!
Come here, girl, come here! - I love you, I love you!
(Keith and Courtney smooching)
- I like your friends.
- Me too, hey, you got 20 seconds left!
- Oh, oh! - Go easy!
- Okay, the best soccer player in the world!
- Ah!
- Then just say somebody!
- Mm, "Air Bud!"
- Oh God.
- Time's up.
- You have got to be the dumbest person,
how didn't you know that? - What?
How am I supposed to know
who the hell Cristiano Ronaldo is?
- He's only the most famous athlete in the world.
- Okay, well maybe he's not so famous!
- Well, if you watched more than "Real Housewives,"
then you might know him!
- (laughs) I watch "Real Housewives"
so I don't have to spend time around you!
- Oh, don't point at me!
- I really like your friends.
- Me too.
- [Narrator] Every Game Night Ever.
(tense pizzicato music)
- For the last time, we're not playing "Strip Poker."
- Maybe you aren't, but I'm winning.
King and Queen, "Game of Thrones!"
(claps hands) Let's go, let's go!
Ooh! - No.
- [Female Narrator] If you're good at every board game,
I don't trust you.
- Mm!
Mm.
Okay, I think I'll build here!
- What, why?
- Oh, I don't know, I just randomly
picked a route that seemed fun.
- No, but that's not how you're supposed to play the game!
- Babe.
- And you're supposed to be on my side!
You're ruining the night!
And you're all embarrassing yourselves!
God, why do I even play with you guys?
- Well, I'm glad our girlfriends finally got to meet.
- Maybe we're just work friends, and that's fine.
- And that's fine.
- [Narrator] "Chutes and Ladders" is too hard!
- All right, guys.
- (gasps) Oh, she was in "Golden Girls!"
- Friends with Betty White!
- Oh God, I don't know that band, pass.
- It was Bea Arthur.
- Bea Arthur, who is?
I've never even heard that name.
- (laughs) My God.
- Legend.
- You got this, "Pokemon," it's a "Pokemon."
- Pikachu, Squirtle, Charizard-
- No, not a famous one.
- Oh God, I don't know then.
Pass again!
- Deoxys.
- Deoxys, they're pulling from Gen Three?
- Okay, this is a random assortment of letters
that doesn't make a word, it means nothing!
- What?
Zzrt7f?
- Yeah.
- What the, how's anyone supposed to get that?
Guys, this game sucks!
- I mean, you gotta try.
- Oh, okay, how much is it, hand me the game?
- [Glasses Girl] Oh yeah, pass it over here.
Come on, let's go.
- Lemme see it, lemme see it, uh.
- Good luck, but I feel like
we're not gonna get any of these, guys.
We're gonna have to move on.
- Okay, hope I don't get a hard one, okay?
- Okay. - Okay.
- Oh, this is a shape with no corners!
- Ooh, a circle!
- Yes! - Yeah!
- Yes!
- Are you goddamn kidding me?
I coulda gotten that one!
- It's okay to be bad at the game, Jake.
- [Narrator] What do you mean I lose my turn?
- Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Just wait.
One.
Minute.
Yeah, I just wanted to make sure I got all my time.
- [Narrator] This is why they invented video games.
(elaborate baroque music)
- The frost giant swings his ax at Gilgamar,
and he takes 58 damage. (dice clicking)
- Ooh. - Ooh.
- Oh, damn.
Aw, man, that's an instant kill.
I'm dead.
- Yeah, let's just say it knocks you down.
I don't want you to have to make a new character.
- Yeah.
- No!
That's not all the game works, okay?
Look, if you take negative damage equal to your max HP,
that's an instant kill.
- Yeah, but Jake's our friend.
I don't want him to have to make a new character.
- Plus, Lily is the DM, and she gets the final call.
- No, no, no, no, this is garbage, okay?
Gilgamar's dead, that's how it works, okay?
This is bull(bleep).
- Okay.
Jake, turn in your character sheet, Gilgamar's dead.
- Thank you!
All right.
My character is really sad that Gilgamar has passed away.
- [Narrator] You guys cheated!
- And I'm sick and tired of Liz, who always cheats,
and somehow still gets what she wants!
Anne, stop laughing, 'cause you're no different!
I just want this game to be fair!
Play fair, is that too much to ask?
Damn!
- Okay, fine, you can be the top hat.
- Oh, thank you.
- I'll be the (bleep)ing boat.
- The boat sucks.
- It does suck. - You suck.
- Thanks, baby.
- [Narrator] Did you guys know we play board games
on Smosh Games all the time?
(light goofy music)
- (bleep).
My word is qzxqxqx.
Penguin's elbow.
- Nice, it's like a hundred points.
- [Narrator] Roll to see if you pass the chips.
- Oh, this is bull crap! (grunts)
(game clattering)
- Oh, (bleep)!
10 feet, that puts you in the lead, Jeff!
- Yes!
(Kimmy and Olivia clapping)
- Now it's your turn, Liz.
- You got this, babe. - Boom.
- And I'll press.
You guys suck!
(board clattering)
- Eight feet!
- Heck yeah!
- Mary, your turn. - Oh my gosh.
All right, Mary, you've lost every single game up until now.
You need this to win, you need this win, it's simple!
Just flip the (bleep)ing board, it's so easy,
it's so simple!
Okay, all right!
God, I hate this!
(game pieces clatter)
- (laughs) Four feet, Mary,
looks like you just lost another round of "Sore Loser."
- What?
How is that even possible?
This game is rigged, I quit!
(board clunks)
- And see, that sucked. (laughs)
- [Narrator] Sorry, could you go over the rules again, I?
(dice click) (warm flute music)
- All right, guys, it's getting late,
I think we're gonna head out soon.
- Yeah, let's go, babe.
- Wait, you guys can't leave!
I'm about to win!
- Maybe we just say you won and then call it?
- No, it's the same!
I've been playing so long my entire life,
I never win at anything!
- I guess we can stay a little longer.
(warm flute music)
Oh my God, y'all, I just took Australia!
Now I'm in the lead, boy! (laughs)
- Damn.
Okay, yeah, you were right, it's late, let's turn in.
- Oh no, uh-uh-uh-uh!
You asked me to stay longer, and I'm not gonna quit
now that I'm winning!
Now that I'm winning!
I said, now that I'm-
- Winning, okay, okay! (Keith laughs)
Fine.
I won.
I finally did it.
Guys?
(horrified string music)
Looks like this game wasn't worth the "Risk." (laughs)
- Ho, I'm the ghost of Gilgamar.
You will be visited by spirits three!
There's a miser at Christmas!
- I'm a gnome! (laughs)
(everyone laughing)
- It's just trains!
- [Courtney] Choo-choo, bitch!
- Oh God, oh shit. - Whoa, whoa.
That's too much!
That was too much! (shouting over each other)
- I'm about to put you out!
- All right, just to be honest, you know,
I started doing CrossFit and all that good stuff.
And the keto thing, and I'm finally,
you know, proud of my body.
So I wanted a chance to show it off.
So, I definitely did hear when you said
it's just regular "Poker," but I came here
with my mind set on "Strip Poker."
I sent the email, no one responded.
- Oh. - And so.