Let's do a short intro 'cos I'm already burning.
Okay, okay. I've been asking non-stop since we arrived to go to In-N-Out.
There's In-N-Out.
I actually would be up for just having In-N-Out tonight but...
we probably should film that.
Finally, a slot in our schedule has opened up.
Exactly.
We're gonna order all of the secret things off the menu.
It's like Christmas morning with a young child.
Santa!
I think you are more excited for this than you have been for the entirety of all of Coachella.
Yeah, I could have gladly skipped Coachella if we got to eat at In-N-Out instead.
Let's do it.
Let's eat some more fast food.
Wow, look how simple that food menu is.
No wonder there are so many secret menu items.
There are only 4 items on the actual menu.
Hello, can I get a double-double and a protein burger.
The tomato wrapped double-double?
I'm unsure if any of these are gonna be accepted but so far so good.
Can I get a 4 X 4, an all-star fries, cheesy, fries well done, a Neapolitan shake,
a root beer float.
Can I get a t shirt?
Medium please.
It is a cool t shirt.
Let's get matching t shirts.
Can we have one in large as well please?
I'm loving the distinct lack of judgement.
If we ordered this much food in the UK, people would be judging us.
Exactly.
Only 4?
That's pretty high up on the numbers.
Nearly medal winning position.
Oh wow, the lemonade is red.
It's like In-N-Out branded lemonade.
It's the colour of their logo.
So fun.
Alright, it's gonna overflow.
You get soup in smaller pots than that in the UK.
Let's do it. I'm having the lemonade.
Is it everything you dreamed of?
I literally feel like my parents when they gave us an N64.
It's like you better freaking like it.
You better freaking like it.
That's us. Thank you very much.
Look at that.
Such a beautiful thing. It's beautiful.
Oh my gosh.
Look at this.
We literally got so much food. Look at the size of that 4X4.
Shall we start with well done cheesy fries?
The cheese is already dried on a little bit.
Because it's so hot.
It's almost too crispy.
Too crispy for you? That?
We got a lot crispier in our experiments but I guess those were thicker.
So it still has a softer middle whereas that is crispy throughout.
Okay so if you're a first-timer at In-N-Out, animal style...
As far as I can tell, it's just like caramelized onions and burger sauce.
What so there's no animals?
No, there's no animals.
Oh no, this is what animals like eating.
Cos it's messy.
Exactly.
Why didn't they name the animal?
What like possum style?
Yeah, or doggy sty... Nope. Nope.
I didn't mean to do that.
That descended so quickly.
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Alright, let's try some burgers. Those fries are so good.
If you've never been to In-N-Out before...
What I remember discovering last time is it's not fancy. In-N-Out, it's fast food but…
They use fresh ingredients. Those are freshly made potato fries. You can tell right?
It's how fast food should be.
This is the double-double with chopped chillies.
So double burger double cheese...double bun?
One on the top, one on the bottom? Is it good?
Yeah.
Oh wow.
Wow.
That is good.
It's so basic.
Does this have the animal style relish in it?
Oh yes, animal style. I went animal style on this one. I forgot.
How good is that?
It is worryingly difficult to get your mouth around already.
And I got one twice as big as this.
That's gonna be a risk for me.
A health hazard.
The tomatoes in that are fresh.
- All the ingredients are super fresh. - It's not soggy.
It's kind of like a sweet tomato.
It's funny you mention the tomatoes, Ollie.
Because we've got a protein burger here which is just a burger wrapped in lettuce.
Oh, because it's like no carbs.
No carbs.
I can't imagine a meathead at the gym, eating that.
The newer trend apparently is not just protein burger with lettuce...
It's tomato wrapped burger.
This thing looks so sorry for itself.
This look like something you would find in a bin.
Right? It does.
This isn't in. It's out. This is the stuff that's gone out at the back into the bin.
It's out n out.
The thing is you were biggin up the tomatoes.
You said the tomatoes were fresh, were delicious, were the best thing.
Maybe you wanna taste them more. Does it work?
It doesn't not work.
Oh, my brain didn't know what to make of that,
It's a novelty, right?
It's something you buy so that you can show off to your friends...
that you are doing it, not because it's subjectively enjoyable.
It's like Coachella.
Wow!
I will say there was a lot more walking than I expected.
There was a lot of walking. He doesn't like to walk.
He's like a king from the middle ages.
Put him on the chair and carry him everywhere.
What! I love walking.
All hail.
It's because it was 35 degrees and really hot.
We are pale skinny ass white dudes.
Pale ass.
From the UK.
Ass is probly the palest part.
Almost no sun exposure.
Why are you putting that image in people's head?
Why is that necessary?
If the tomatoes aren't doing it for you...
- I like this idea. - ... the original protein burger might.
Maybe the meatheads are onto something.
Stop with the meatheads.
I thought you said you couldn't imagine one of them eating one of these.
It's a lot of lettuce.
So you know what I just realized what this is.
It's an American ssam.
Yeah.
I'm a genius.
You are a genius.
I'm a genius.
That's exactly what it is.
You know what I really like that.
Interesting.
I can't really eat potatoes. They make me sick.
Right.
But I can't help myself.
So I'm always gonna overindulge.
Then having the bread on the burger. So much carbs.
I would order that man.
You actually will. I can see you eating that.
Before we get to our 4X4, off-roading burger over here.
We got some drinks, including a root beer float that has been sitting for a while.
What's going on in there?
Penicillin 2.0 is what's going on.
Look, maybe we should mix it up with straw.
It literally looks like a movie prop for a disease.
Are you a fan of root beer by the way?
Turns out not.
You are not?
The ice cream in that is incredible.
The root beer by itself, I'm less convinced by.
That's all root beer down the bottom.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's said, we keep drinking it.
I'm sure a big part of that is the incredibly sugary ice cream we just threw into the drink.
I actually would crave this I think.
I'm disturbed that I like it.
I wanna go back from more.
I wanna like reach in and get all the root beer soaked ice cream and just like...
slurp it all up all over my face you know.
Animal style.
The other drink we got.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I've poured it everywhere.
Oh no, oh no. Disaster. That's a disaster.
What is that?
That looks like paint.
You know when you go to a PaintShop,
they mix it up and shake it in the world's coolest machine.
So this is the 3 different milkshakes flavours all in one. It's kind of what you said.
Is that good?
Wow!
It's so sweet!
That is good.
It does taste like Neapolitan ice cream.
No, no. Don't dip the whole flipping burgers in. Are you crazy?
Dip the fries in. No burger dipping.
Is that not good?
It's strange.
Have you never dipped fries into ice cream before?
I do this at Mcdonald's all the time.
Oh my gosh. I'm so incredibly full already. We've only made it through half of our order.
Is this another secret menu?
Yeah, 4X4. You have to ask for it specifically.
Why didn't they call this double, double, double, double?
Or double, double, double.
Wait no that would be 6, wouldn't it?
2 x 2 x 2.
I'm so glad you didn't have to see this side.
What I saw, I cannot un-see.
The burger made a run for it after josh took a bite.
It was like I don't wanna go down there. I wanna escape.
Made a run for it.
But josh caught it just in time and sucked it back in.
Don't commentate what happened. I was hiding it for a reason.
You did well.
Look at that guys.
So this is the four-wheel-drive of burgers.
You know what?
You know how we said the animal's style double-double was perfectly balanced...
... didn't need more of anything. I stand by that statement.
But turns out adding more meat and cheese... Does that good to anything?
Doesn't really make it much worse.
Like yeah, is it an impractical amount of food to try to fit in your mouth at one time.
Definitely.
Yeah, it is.
But does it taste really damn good?
As definitely.
Interestingly, the cheese is cheap.
The cheese is crappy. It's American.
I mean not to be offensive but that is very American cheese and...
It works.
It does. This is basically your number one.
You're like Coachella? Who cares man.
Genuinely, I was more excited about eating at In-N-Out.
We're not joking.
I think Josh genuinely was more excited about going to In-N-Out than going to Coachella.
I mean everyone's different right?
I just really love eating food.
Good food makes me so happy.
And travelling and trying different food in different places, that is just the ultimate...
Enjoyment.
So you're happy?
I'm happy. I'm very very happy.
Ready for a food coma.
In the meantime.
We'll see you jolly soon.
See you later.
Bye!