- Hi, I'm Jordan Fisher.
And I'm about to read
some thirsty tweets.
(upbeat music)
Jordan Fisher has way too much sex appeal
to play Evan Hansen.
Evan Hansen is not a character
that I fantasized making out with until now. (laughs)
I mean, that feels like an...
I feel like there have been some handsome Evan Hansens
on Broadway.
So, that kinda sucks that you feel that way.
Also, Evan isn't supposed to be and is not at all.
And I promise.
And when you see the show, you will feel the same way.
But thank you, though.
I see what you were doing there.
That means a lot to me.
I very much appreciate that. (laughs)
Jordan Fisher with that half smile and that lip bite
(bleep) nope nope nope.
Ah.
I wonder what that was on.
I wonder when I half smiled and lip bit.
Huh!
Daily reminder Jordan Fisher is daddy AF.
Like someone literally yelled zaddy to me in a mall once,
and I had no idea what to do with that.
I was just like...
(producers laugh) no.
Jordan Fisher is so good looking and charismatic
I can't even dislike John Ambrose. (bleep)
You shouldn't have to.
He's a good guy.
He's very very likable, John Ambrose.
I think, yeah.
I don't think you have to dislike him.
(laughs) Damn daddy, you sexy.
Can I eat your (bleep)?
Lick your butt?
(laughs) I don't know what to do with this at all.
This is my hands are sweating.
I love how everyone in the world can agree
that Jordan Fisher is hot AF and daddy material,
even the lesbians.
(producers laugh) Oh good.
That one actually really made me...
That was a nice one.
Can I save that one?
I'm gonna hold on to that one.
Guys, Jordan Fisher singing "You're Welcome"
sounds like sex,
and I'm pretty sure that's not the response
I'm supposed to have since Moana.
Huh?
Since it's Moana.
Yeah, probably.
I'm just thinking about "You're Welcome" sounding like sex.
I don't agree, but...
I'm flattered.
I appreciate it, thank you.
Jordan Fisher is both cute and sexy at the same time,
and it's really affecting my sanity.
I hope you have someone to speak to. (laughs)
I don't intend to damage you
by any stretch of the imagination.
I promise.
Listen, Jordan Fisher is so cute he can choke me.
Y'all need to...
simmer down a little bit, I think.
Let me just say Jordan Fisher could literally choke me.
What is this?
And I would thank him for blessing my life. (laughs)
I love that it says
let me just say.
Yeah, I genuinely think that,
especially like current generation social media,
zoomers, millennials alike
have all began to develop a personality
hat is literally just the internet,
but it's just funny how they express themselves.
And then when I hear it in real life,
I'm like...
oh! (laughs)
Jordan Fisher is either a small puppy
or a sex god.
There is no in between.
I have to say,
this is actually kinda like lifting me in a nice way.
This is really kind.
I appreciate it.
Jordan Fisher little (bleep) is hella fine.
(Jordan laughs hysterically)
It's so ratchet.
I love it.
Jordan Fisher, his vocals are like sex to my ears.
Mmm, thank you.
We're almost to the bottom here, guys.
Where our thirst is almost quenched.
Update, Jordan Fisher owns this (bleep).
(Jordan groans)
I'm getting married in July, guys.
I have one, and it's nice.
Jordan Fisher, come sing me to sleep and devour...
(laughs) Oh...
Oh man.
I'm gonna just...
If I'm ever sucking...
Okay.
(censor beep) There's no way
that this one is the very last one in this thing.
Was this on purpose?
It's mesmerizing.
And really concerning.
(producers laugh)
My mouth is dry.
And my hands are a little sweaty, so...
I'm gonna go shower now.
I appreciate the love.
I'm Jordan Fisher.
Please check out "To All The Boys I've Loved Before:
P.S. I Still Love You"
out on Netflix February 12th.
Hashtag Team John.
Thank you.
(producers laugh)
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