>> OH, LOOK, HONEY, THIS IS SO CUTE.
IT'S LIKE A REAL HARDWARE STORE. IT'S LIKE BASIC NEEDS THINGS.
>> YEAH, HEY, BABE, IMAGINE ME IN THESE GLOVES.
STUPID CUTE, HUH? >> SO STUPID.
>> HI! CAN WE HELP YOU?
>> OH, MY GOD, YOUR TIGHTS ARE CUTE.
>> OH, WOW, YOU HEAR THAT? >> YEAH.
SHE THINKS THESE ARE TIGHTS. >> THESE ARE REINFORCED
INDUSTRIAL LEGGINGS FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY.
>> YEAH. CUTE TIGHTS DON'T MATTER WHEN
YOU'RE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS RUNNIN' THROUGH
THORNY BRUSH LIKE A TANK. YEAH.
WHAT MATTERS HERE IS YOU DON'T SCRATCH YOUR SKUNK.
>> WHY WOULD YOU BE RUNNING THROUGH BRUSH SCREAMING?
>> WELL, TO GET AWAY, YOU KNOW? >> FROM WHAT.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD BUT YOU'RE DEEP IN WISCONSIN'S BEAR
COUNTRY. >> YEAH.
WE HAVE A TON OF BLACK BEARS. >> AREN'T THEY HIBERNATING RIGHT
NOW? >> DID YOU HEAR THAT?
>> YEAH. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE DOING. BUT SO MANY CITY FOLKS GET
HOUSES OUT HERE AND DON'T SECURE THEIR TRASH.
>> YEAH. WE CALL THEM CITY-OTS.
>> THESE BEARS, THEY'RE LIKE MY HUSBAND.
HE COULD BE SAWING LOGS IN THE LA-Z-BOY BUT AS SOON AS I COME
IN THE DOOR WITH MY MICKEY D'S QUARTER POUNDER, HE'S WIDE AWAKE
RIPPING MY BAG APART AND -- ♪ BA DA BA BA BA ♪
HE'S LOVIN' IT. >> SO, SON, WHAT YOU NEED TODAY?
>> WELL, WE'RE HAVING SOME FRIENDS UP AND WE JUST WANT TO
BE PREPARED. YOU KNOW?
>> SO HOW MANY FOLKS YOU HAVING UP?
>> LIKE 15. >> 15 PEOPLE.
>> HOW ABOUT THESE POOR PEOPLE'S SEPTIC TANK?
IS THERE ROOM IN THAT FOR ALL THAT?
>> YEAH, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED SOME BACTERIA KEGS TO KEEP THAT
UNDER CONTROL. EVERYBODY DOING THEIR MORNING
CONSTITUTIONAL. WE GOT TO SAVE SOME FROM THEIR
OWN STUPIDITY. >> ON IT.
>> WOW! IS THAT ALL OF HER HAIR?
>> YEAH. IT'S NEVER BEEN CUT.
>> SHE STILL HAS HER BABY HAIR ON THE END.
>> SO IS KIMMY YOUR DAUGHTER? >> NO, SHE'S NOBODY'S DAUGHTER.
SHE CAME WITH THE HARDWARE STORE.
>> YEAH, YEAH. SHE'S JUST, YOU KNOW, ALWAYS
BEEN HERE. >> YEAH, YEAH, SOMETIMES I HEAR
HER CURSING AND THROWING THINGS IN THE STOCK ROOM.
I'M ASSUMING IT'S A SHADOW FROM HER PAST.
>> YEAH, LOCAL PAPER WROTE ABOUT HOW SHE WAS THE RAPUNZEL OF THIS
HARDWARE STORE. >> I FOUND THE SEPTIC CAKE.
>> GOOD GIRL. >> OKAY.
>> WHAT DID I DO WITH MY KETO BAR?
>> I THINK YOU LEFT IT OUTSIDE BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE TO
THINK YOU EAT. >> SHE LEFT A SNACK BAR OUT?
ARE YOU CRAZY? THAT BEAR WOKE UP FOR IT.
>> HE SHOULD BE ASLEEP. >> OH, MY GOD.
HONEY, LOOK HOW STUPID ADORABLE HE IS.
>> ADORABLE? GET THE BEAR REPELLANT.
>> GETTING IT AND GOT IT. >> NOW GO OUTSIDE AND SPRAY THAT
BEAR. IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> THAT'S A PAIN IN THE TUSH. UH-OH, CAN'S NOT WORKING.
>> KIMMY'S BEAR REPELLANT MUST HAVE A FAULTY PART.
>> THAT BEAR IS FLINGING KIMMY BY HER HAIR.
THERE SHE GOES. OH, YEAH.
THROWING HER LIKE A FRISBEE. >> YEAH.
>> OH, SHE'S UP. SHE'S UP.
KIMMY, GET INSIDE. >> COME HERE, KIMMY.
>> I SURVIVED BUT I LOST MY HAIR.
>> CUTE HAIR CUT. I'M GETTING THAT.
>> NO, DON'T GO OUT THERE. >> OKAY.
IS SHE GOING TO BE OKAY? >> NO.
>> NO, SHE'S DEAD FOR SURE. >> OKAY, NOW, THAT'S NEW AND
DIFFERENT.