So, I'm only 24, but I feel like
I'm already out of the loop
about all of the things that the cool kids are doing,
and one of those things is being an e-girl.
So, I went on Urban Dictionary, and I found out
that an e-girl is someone who usually wears
pink eye shadow, large wings,
little hearts under their eyes, a blushed nose.
So, I see these all over my Discover,
and I just think they're so cute
and I love the makeup look,
so I thought today I would try to become an e-girl
and see if I can fit in with the cool kids.
OK, so, I am not a makeup expert,
but from what I've seen,
e-girls wear a lot of pink eye shadow.
So I'm gonna start with some pinks.
So, I'm seeing the formings of an e-girl's pink eye look.
I think...[sighs]
I'm just like, what would an e-girl do?
WW...wait.
What would...
WWAEGD.
What would an e-girl do?
I don't know. Would she use pink glitter?
I think she would use pink glitter.
So we're gonna use pink glitter.
So what's next, I think, is the winged eyeliner,
which I'm terrible at.
So, I tried to do one winged liner without tape,
and being an e-girl is hard.
I never wear winged liner!
And this is what happens.
It's worse than the last one.
I wonder if being an e-girl is worth this
emotional trauma?
OK, you know what?
That's just gonna be it.
I might be
a not-great-at-eyeliner e-girl.
Katy Perry: They ask you how you are,
and you just have to say that you're fine,
when you're not really fine.
Celia: So, I've done my face makeup.
Our next step is blush, and a lot of it.
Especially on the nose.
[cartoon voice] I sort of feel like a cartoon character.
Let's do some faux freckles.
Next, we have to draw the hearts on our face
under our eyes, like, right here.
And I literally feel like this might be harder
than the eyeliner, and that's saying a lot,
because the eyeliner was incredibly hard.
So. [sighs]
Let's try this out.
So, this heart is a lot larger than the other heart.
Being an e-girl is a lot harder than I really expected.
Next, we have to move on to hair.
I feel like e-girls do cutie pigtails.
So, this is our makeup and hair.
Let's do our outfit,
and then our transformation will be complete.
Finally.
[drumroll]
Hey guys!
Here I am in my knitted shirt
layered over a thrifted,
because e-girls thrift,
black, graphic tee, Harley-Davidson.
I added a gold necklace.
I have my pigtails, I have my makeup,
I have my clips, and I feel like
I fully reached my e-girl potential.
It's a really good thing I didn't do face makeup first.
[laughs]