- Bacon!
Pigs are magical because they convert vegetables to bacon.
Bacon is porn for overweight people.
The cure for AIDs is bad bacon,
too bad it doesn't exist.
It's a fact, that bacon helmets make you invincible.
Paris Hilton would have been, a lot, more famous
if her sex tape would have been with bacon.
Despite what you were taught in grade school,
there is such a thing as a stupid question
and it's, "Do you like bacon?"
Justin Bieber's new song would have been way better
if it was called Bacon in a Beat.
I vote Kevin Bacon for world leader,
because if bacon ruled the world
we'd finally have world peace.
St. Anthony the Great is the patron saint of bacon,
time to switch religions.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite,
everyone else's is bacon.
In 1962, bacon cost .79 a pound,
today it costs $5.00 a pound,
someone invent a time machine.
There's bacon flavored salt,
bacon flavored mayo,
bacon flavored lip-balm,
and even, bacon flavored candy canes.
But, did you know, there's bacon flavored envelopes?
They're called mmm-velopes.
The future's now.
If Akon's name was Bakon,
he would have won, at least, 10 Grammys, by now.
If bullets were bacon,
the world would be, a lot, less violent
and, a lot, more delicious.
Disliking bacon should be punishable by death
or lethal bacon injection.
I gained two pounds, just, by making this video.
I think this is genius advertising, I'd eat there.
Many people seek forgiveness from God,
God seeks forgiveness from bacon.
I'm still waiting for this to be a real thing,
let's start signing those petitions, people.
Step one, get cat.
Step two, tape bacon to cat.
Step three, bathe and joy.
The only food pictures on Instagram,
that people, actually, care about, are of bacon.
Jesus was famous for turning water into wine,
he shoulda turned it into bacon.
If you say bacon, three times fast, before you go to bed,
you'll dream of the land of bacon,
where the houses are made of ham,
the streets are pork chops and it rains bacon.
If it wasn't for bacon,
would we even know what a water chestnut is?
What's a pig's favorite play?
Hamlet.
What's a swine's favorite mode of transportation?
A pig-up truck.
What do you call a sunburned pig?
Bacon.
What do you call a pig that knows Karate?
A pork chip.
My favorite pick-up line is, "Hey, girl, do you like bacon?"
Wanna strip?
I love bacon, so much, it gives me a lard-on.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the Frog's finger.
Too much?
So, those are my bacon flavored thoughts.
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There's bacon flavored salt, bacon flavored mayo, babon,
babon flavored things, I like babon.
There's bacon flavored salt, bacon flavored mayo, piss.
and even bacon flavored candy, jock bob!