Hello lovely people and welcome to my YouTubers crushes video
Now, crushes may not be the best term for this word gotta get on to that in a minute see
this video is a response to Stevie Boebi's 'My lesbian youtuber crushes'
video because I'm in it and then she tagged me also then I accidentally
started something in the comments because I used the word vacation in
marks because vacation is a humorous word! I don't say 'vacation', I'm very British
and we say holiday. But it may have accidentally seemed like I was
saying yes to a threesome.
So Stevie lives here now! [Fairy Dust Sound Effect]
Stevie: Hi! Jessica: Beautiful. [Both laugh]
So Stevie called her video her 'Lesbian YouTuber Crushes' even though not everyone in the video
that she has a crush on is actually a lesbian but there are lesbian crushes
because Stevie is a lesbian and therefore everything she does is lesbian
like her lesbian coffee.
This is my lesbian drink.
As such I'm calling this a
crushes video even though I don't actually have crushes on anyone because
even though I very much am technically a lesbian I'm actually at this point just 'wifesexual'
It's just Claudia. Just my wife.
Did you know that in the asexual
community they have a term called 'Squishes' which is where you kind of
have a crush on someone but it's an asexual crush you like them so much more
than you like other people and it's not really like a friend thing although it
can be it just like you've really really really liked someone but you in no way
want to sleep with them and thus these are my squishes.
J: My number one squish is obviously Stevie. S: Woo!
True fact she cancelled her flight today. [Both Laugh] S: True
She genuinely is here forever. We haven't thought this through. [Both laugh]
For anyone who doesn't know Stevie's amazing channel, she does sex dating and relationship advice
from a lesbian point of view which doesn't just discuss lesbian stuff so don't worry you
don't just have to be a lesbian to appreciate her awesome content.
And it's wonderfully educational and no one else is doing what she's doing right
now which is creating queer sex-ed videos.
And by golly does the world need more of that for goodness sake!
Heartily approved!
I think our friendship seems strange to some people. [Both laugh]
but very we're very different people but that's
what makes it work right?
Also my wife is no longer scared that
we're going to run off together so that's good
S: [Surprised] What? No She Wasn't? Really? You guys take that video very seriously.
Claudia used to be like 'Oh my God you spend so much time with Clara
You love her so much more than me you guys have so much in common
oh my God' and I was like seriously I met you and I've never had feelings for any
girl since that day so you're good.
S: You guys are monogamous
Stevie is not monogamous
She also makes videos about polyamory so I can learn stuff that I have no clue about
it's very interesting. S: I haven't made any videos about polyamory yet.
Well I made one video on Ash's channel about polyamory. Not on my own J: Oh that's true. I've just been watching videos.
Thanks Tilly!
So my second squish is Ash Hardell!
Ash is absolutely wonderful. I met them at VidCon this year even though I've been a
fan for quite a long time. Ash makes amazing queer content including their
ABC of LGBT which I think is awesome and my dyslexia approves of
I really enjoy their informational videos that are all about the different types of places you can be
on the gender and sexuality spectrum. It's very educational and I love educational content.
Ash also has a wife Grace and they have another channel
called Ash & Grace Space where they just do really interesting discussions about
different topics. I really love Ash's editing that's one of my favorite parts
of their channel. Everything is so beautifully done and crafty and wonderful
and I think I have an editing crush.
I have an editing crush on Ash.
Squish number 3 is actually two people in one: Rach & Lau.
Because I guess do I have a more of a crush on their love I guess their relationship
it's very cute. They have matching skateboards.
You know I have a thing for skater girls. I was going to say skateboards, I clearly don't
have a thing for skateboarding, I've never gone skateboarding in my life. That'd be hilarious!
Oh no I did skateboard, I have skateboarded once!
I actually made Claud pick me up from
I've been filming in like our third date this never happened this footage does
not exist online by the way, and I made her come pick me up from this
skateboarding rink and she was like what the hell are you wearing because the
only shoes I had that were flat wear my slippers so I've been skateboarding in
my slippers. Badly.
Rach & Lau are absolutely the sweetest little couple
that I have met recently. Lau used to have another channel: 'LauraLu'
She started a new channel with her lovely new girlfriend Rachel who I think is just
one of the nicest people I've met.
They are absolutely adorable and you should go
and subscribe and support them in their new channel and my first wish is
And my forth squish is
Chandler Wilson. Chandler is so sweet! Again someone I met at VidCon this year
dear Lord I've met a lot of people at VidCon, it was amazing
Chandler's agender and makes videos about that experience but also just
about other things that are going on in their life and again more kind of LGBT
educational content which I feel like the video is entirely about that.
Educational content it's very good for you
I really like that Chandler is a very
positive person and I enjoy that because I like positive people obviously.
J: Hang on Claudia: I was doing DIY
J: You were doing DIY? C: I'm trying to fix Stevie's window
J: Awn, baby. I love you so much, thank you for making our home a happy little place. [Squeals]
S: Ok, we get it! You are so happy with each other!
[Jessie and Claud laugh]
C: Oh what was that? I didn't hear. [Everyone laughs]
J: So, Squish number 5 and
really my only crush the only person I have any kind of feelings you for.
It's you!
You can watch her on our channel. [Claudia laughs]
[Stevie fakes vomit sound]
[Jessie and Claud laugh]
I'm sorry we're so sickening.
I'm not really sorry, and I actually can't help it
Like the cheesiness I don't know where
it comes from it's very real though it brews inside my mind.
You're gonna get back in and do some more DIY? [Claudia makes affirmation noise]
So in conclusion those were my five squishes
no, four squishes and one crush really, that's what this video is about.
So to continue Stevie's tag video because I think this is a really good great way of
sharing LGBTQ+ YouTubers with our audiences
I would like to tag all of the people in this video! But Stevie obviously who's done this already
And my wife because... she's mine.
[Stevie laughs]
Tell me your crushes down below and
please share share your favourite LGBTQ+ YouTubers because I love meeting new
people and finding out all about them and watching their interesting channels
so thank you very much!
See you very soon!