RICH PEOPLE LOVE TO SPEND THEIR MONEY ON THINGS THAT MAKE
THEM LOOK BAD.
CASE IN POINT: A
PANTS FROM A BRAND THAT APPARENTLY DID SOME
COLLABORATION WITH LEVIS TO DO A $1700 PAIR OF PANTS.
WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?
ARE THEY PLATED IN GOLD?
THEY ARE SO EXPENSIVE, THEY MUST BE SUPER FANCY, THEY MUST MAKE
YOU LOOK REALLY RICH.
EXCEPT NO, THEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE HOMELESS.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
WHY?
BUT WHY?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?
AND SO YOU PROBABLY THINK THERE'S NO WAY THAT PEOPLE
ARE GOING TO BUY THIS.
EXCEPT THEY ARE SOLD OUT ON THE, WHATEVER ñ
WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT THERE?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
FIRST OF ALL, THAT IS A VERY CUTE BOOTY, SO GOOD FOR HER.
INCREDIBLE BUTT.
SO I DON'T BLAME HER FOR WANTING TO SHOW IT OFF.
THE PAIR OF PANTS HAVE THESE ZIPPERS THAT YOU CAN ZIP ALL THE
WAY UP, OR HALFWAY UP, AND SO IF YOU FEEL LIKE SHOWING OFF A
LITTLE ñ
I SAW YOU IN MY PERIPHERY, I'M LIKE SHE'S TOTALLY INTO THE
PANTS.
THEY ARE SOLD OUT.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE A HATCH, THERE'S A DOOR IN THE BACK?
YES.
IS IT VELCRO OR A ZIPPER?
IT'S A ZIPPER.
IT DIPS?
SO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO HELP YOU WITH IT?
NOT NECESSARILY.
IT FEELS ACCESSIBLE.
YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS ALL HEADED, THIS CONVERSATION.
SO LET'S JUST PUT OUT THE WARNING NOW.
ONLY WOMEN?
I'VE ONLY SEEN PICTURES FOR WOMEN.
I THINK THAT'S ESSENTIAL.
I DON'T KNOW IF WE ARE HAVING THE SAME ñ
YOU SEE OPPORTUNITY FOR MEN TO HAVE THEM TOO?
I THINK THEY SHOULD BE UNISEX.
OH MY GOD, I'M SO NAœVE, OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THE
PANTS BEFORE, THAT'S WHY THEY COST SO MUCH MONEY RIGHT?
TO...TO...TO...
EASY ACCESS?
EXPOSE THE BUTT AND THE KNEES, TWO KEY COMPONENTS TO ANY
KIND OF SALACIOUS ACTIVITY.
THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MARKET RESEARCH DONE THAT SAID, THAT
ASKS A GROUP, SOME FOCUS GROUP, HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO
HAVE SEX WITH YOUR JEANS ON?
LET'S SEE A SHOW OF HANDS.
CLEARLY THERE WAS A MAJORITY.
RUSHES BACK TO THE LAB, I NEED EASY ACCESS, LET'S GET
CRACKING, GO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T MAKE THEM 110 BUCKS, DON'T PUT THEM AT URBAN OUTFITTERS.
LET'S MAKE THEM $1700, AND THEY ARE SOLD OUT?
THERE WERE SOME AT NORDSTROM'S, AND ENOUGH PEOPLE WERE INTO IT
THAT THEY ARE GONE.
SO YOU CAN BUY IT AT NET A PORTER.
IS THAT THE ZIPPER HAS BEEN OPENED AND THAT'S WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE WHEN IT'S OPENED?
YEAH, ON THAT PERSON.
IS THERE A FLAP?
IS THAT WHAT IT IS ON THE LEFT?
EXPOSING THE LEFT BUTTOCK?
YES.
BUT WE NEED TO FOCUS ON THE DETAILS OF THIS IMAGE, BECAUSE
IF YOU LOOK AT THIS INSTAGRAM POST FROM THE RETAILER,
LOOK HOW MANY LIKES.
PEOPLE ARE INTO IT.
NO SHIT.
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THIS IS AN EXAMPLE, OR MAYBE THIS IS JUST A
SIGN THAT I'VE GOTTEN OLD, THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND THINGS,
BECAUSE I JUST FEEL LIKE THIS IS UNATTRACTIVE, SUPER
UNATTRACTIVE, TOO EXPENSIVE, AND IF YOU ARE REALLY BUYING THIS TO
WEAR JEANS WHILE HAVING SEX, JUST TAKE YOUR JEAN OFF.
I THINK IT ADDRESSES A BIGGER ISSUE.
LIKE WHAT?
THERE'S A DENIM BUBBLE.
IS THERE?
THERE'S A DENIM BUBBLE.
I THINK THAT, LIKE REAL ESTATE, DENIM ñ
HAVE YOU TRIED TO BUY A PAIR OF JEANS LATELY?
AND SEE HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?
AND I THINK THE DENIM BUBBLE IS GOING TO BURST.
HERE WE GO.
THIS DENIM BUBBLE IS ABOUT TO BURST.
SOMETHING IS GOING TO BURST ON THE DENIM BUBBLE.
PEOPLE ARE GOING OUT AND SPENDING $1715 ON ASSLESS JEANS.
ASS OPTIONAL.
THAT SHIT WILL BE MARCHED DOWN NEXT CHRISTMAS.
IT HAS TO BE, THERE HAS TO BE A CEILING FOR DENIM PRICES.
IT APPEARS TO BE THAT WAY.
I'M NO EXPERT IN DENIM REAL ESTATE, BUT I'LL TELL YOU
RIGHT NOW, WE ARE IN A BUBBLE.
I JUST HOPE THAT NO ONE BOUGHT THESE JEANS WITH AN ADJUSTABLE
INTEREST RATE, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE, AND WE
DON'T WANT THE DENIM BUBBLE TO BURST AND HAVE WIFE'S ñ
HAVE LIVES RUINED AS A RESULT.
IMAGINE THAT CONVERSATION, HEY THERE ARE SOME REALLY COOL
JEANS, ANA I LOVE THOSE JEANS.
BRIAN, THERE'S A DOOR IN THE BACK THAT I CAN JUST PULL DOWN,
IN CASE YOU WANT TO JUST FEEL THAT ICE COLD CHILL OF A SEAT ON
MY ASS.
AND GUESS HOW MUCH THEY WERE?
I DON'T KNOW, DID YOU GET THEM ON SALE?
I DIDN'T, $1715.
ONLINE.
THEY CAME BACK TO MY HOUSE, IT'S AWESOME.
ANYWAY, GOTTA GO.
I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE A SHARP DRESSED GENTLEMAN.
HEY, THERE'S A CORDUROY VERSION.
SO IT'S NOT JUST DENIM.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS?
I MEAN, MAYBE THERE'S A CORDUROY BUBBLE AS WELL, BUT WE'RE
JUST NOT AWARE OF IT, NO IDEA.
BUT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU GUYS, I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU GUYS,
WHAT IS LIKE, THE PRICIEST, LIKE, PIECE OF CLOTHING
THAT YOU'VE BOUGHT?
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
WITH OR WITHOUT AN ASS IN IT?
I HAVE CHAPS, BECAUSE I RIDE HORSES, AND I RIDE WESTERN,
ACTUALLY HAVE CHAPS, AND FREQUENTLY I WEAR THEM
AROUND THE HOUSE WITH NOTHING ON THEM JUST TO GET THAT SENSE.
I DO HAVE CHAPS, BUT I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT WEARING THEM
WITHOUT ANYTHING UNDER THEM, BUT THEY GO OVER YOUR WRANGLERS.
THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I EVER BOUGHT WAS PROBABLY LIKE, A
SUIT.
YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU WENT AND SAID, YOU KNOW, I'M GOING
TO GO IN THERE, I'M GOING TO GET THAT TAILORED AND IT'S
GOING TO BE NICE, BUT I STILL HAVE THAT SUIT.
GOOD.
I MEAN, FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS I'VE HAD THE SAME SUIT.
WHEN IT COMES TO STAPLES, RIGHT, NOT THIS KIND OF STUFF,
STUFF THAT IS GOING TO BE TIMELESS, I THINK IT'S WORTHLESS
ñ I THINK IT'S WORTH IT TO SPEND A LITTLE MORE MONEY AND GET
A GOOD QUALITY ITEM.
I'D REALLY LIKE GOING TO SECONDHAND PLACES, LIKE
CONSIGNMENT SHOPS, BECAUSE RICH PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IN LOS
ANGELES, BUY THINGS THAT THEY NEVER USE AND END UP GIVING
IT TO THESE CONSIGNMENT SHOPS, AND I'M LIKE I'M GOING TO
SNATCH THAT SHIT UP.
I WANT TO BE THERE IN 30 OR 40 YEARS, WHENEVER YOU RETIRE, AND
YOU'LL BE IN THAT VINTAGE STORES, AND THESE JEANS
WILL BE THERE, AND YOU GOT TO BUY THEM.
I WILL, WHATEVER THE COST.
HOPEFULLY BY THEN THE BUBBLE WILL BURST AND I GET THEM
FOR A REALLY GOOD PRICE.
YOU KNOW?
LET'S STOP.
DENIM BUBBLE, I'M TELLING YOU, THERE'S A DENIM BUBBLE.