Ever since you kissed me this morning, it's...
It's affected me.
So, I kissed you.
Wait a second, did this actually happen?
- No. - What are you yapping on about now?
Oh, that's right.
This is Bae or Nay, the series where we see which Nick couples
would have been the perfect match or a complete disaster.
No! That'll never work!
This time on Bae or Nay, we're cuffing Sam and Beck.
- You ready? - Let's do it, boy.
In order to see if Sam and Beck would make a great couple,
we've broken this down into a few buckets.
First, let's see what Sam and Beck are looking for in a partner.
I just think I like dating a girl who, you know, fights back.
- You... - I mean a girl who's got strong opinions.
You know? And a big mouth.
Why?
'Cause it's not easy.
Easy is boring.
A girl who fights back, has strong opinions and a big mouth?
Um, I can think of someone perfect for Beck. Can't you?
What do they put in this lasagna to make it so incredible?!
I don't want to start an argument,
but you might wanna finish chewing you know, before you talk.
What is this? Pick on Puckett night?
I said, I don't want to start an argument.
Well, you've done it.
Sam clearly fits the bill for Beck, but who would be Sam's perfect match?
Nah, a guy like that wouldn't wanna hang out with me.
Why not? He makes chicken noises and bothers other children.
He's perfect for you.
Chicken noises and bothering children?
Beck probably hasn't made many chicken noises,
but we all know that Sam loves to eat,
so could this next clip mean something bigger?
You want me to make you some... dinner?
Yeah, will you make me a chicken?
I'm not trying to be a conspiracy theorist here,
but there has to be a connection,
one that implies Sam and Beck were made for each other.
And not to mention, Beck has absolutely fathered a child.
Sing about dinosaurs!
No!
Now listen, I realize Sam being interested in Beck
could very well be a stretch,
but let's compare their personalities to see how they'd fare as a couple.
Let's do it.
Beck's personality is pretty straightforward.
He's soft-spoken, kind and patient.
And best of all, he's unscareable.
I don't think I've ever felt true terror.
Hmm...
Then I'll have to work on that.
So, you're not gonna be in here long, are you? 'Cause we--
[screaming]
- Ah! - Well?
Did I terrify you?
No, not really.
Beck being unscareable is perfect for handling
some of Sam's terrifying tendencies.
[screaming]
So while Sam is a lot more aggressive, sarcastic and outspoken than Beck,
we already heard earlier that that's what Beck likes in a woman.
She's got a point.
Not to mention Sam is eerily similar to someone Beck already loves,
which brings us to our final point.
The partner comparisons are impeccable.
I've missed you.
So what are you gonna do about it?
Beck is known for his relationship with Jade,
and while they've had their fair share of differences,
Jade and Beck's bond was undoubtedly strong.
You love me again.
Who said I stopped?
Aww!
Here's where this gets fun.
Who does Jade remind you of?
Awesome French fries today.
Can I have a fry?
[blows a raspberry]
Check out this application I downloaded on my PearPhone.
It makes all the little--
Aw!
That's right, Sam.
Clearly, Beck is used to dating a woman very similar to Sam.
I mean, Sam and Jade were actually pretty close friends.
I see you two are really getting along, huh?
Yeah, like, we found out that we both laugh when children cry.
- [scoffs] How can you not? - I know.
- Oh, and we both hate people. - Oh, I hate 'em more!
I don't know...
Now, as for Sam's past relationships,
we know her strongest love interest was Freddie.
Remember the time I pushed you in front of that bike messenger
and he knocked you down and your head hit that fire hydrant?
Yes.
Well, afterwards, when you were lying there,
moaning,
blood coming out of your ear...
Yeah?
I don't know, you looked... kinda cute.
So, how do Freddie and Beck compare?
Well, Freddie is often described as a nerd, even by Sam.
My phone has a faster processor than this thing.
OK, save the nerd talk for your AV club buddies
and just find the pie recipe.
While Beck is usually described as handsome and popular.
Why can't my son be handsome like you?
But both Freddie and Beck are kind-hearted
and willing to help their friends by any means necessary.
Popping the hood.
Time to... pop the... hood?
- I'll do it. - Thank you.
You gave up that cool trip just to get rid of Missy.
I was protecting iCarly.
No, you care about Sam.
[sighs]
Well, she was really upset.
- And you said Sam wasn't your friend. - Eh, whatever.
Beck and Freddie might not be exactly the same,
but it'd be wrong to say they're completely opposite.
Besides, Beck has already proven to us
that Sam could very well be his perfect match.
- Hey! - You get out!
What's going on?
I'm gonna leave this room, and you two, talk.
- Why'd you come here? - You.
Ever since you kissed me this morning, it's...
It's affected me.
So, I kissed you. So...
So maybe I do like you a little bit.
I like you.
It doesn't matter 'cause there's no way
I'd ever go out with you or be your little girlfriend...
Dang, this place makes good quesadillas!
Can I come over to your house tonight?
- You really mean that? - Yeah.
Will you make me a chicken?
OK.
Let's get out of here.
As a completely objective voice, on this completely objective channel,
written by a completely objective human,
we know better than to decide for ourselves
if this couple is bae material or not.
Wait, do people still say "bae"?
- Ooh! No, no, no, no! - No one, no.
Absolutely not.
Uh, well, regardless, we want to hear from you.
Head down to the comments
and let us know if you think Sam and Beck would make a great couple or not.
I mean, the question is simple.
Bae or Nay?