This is not going to be the most glamorous episode I know
but these hacks may come in very handy for you!
When you're doing a poop,
sometimes the water splashes up to your bum.
Let me give you an example of what may happen -
let's just pretend this is the toilet bowl.
Here I have a fake poop.
I'm going to get wet here aren't I?
Let me move this forward a little bit.
So this is what may happen.
It splashes everywhere as you can see.
So we don't want that.
So I'm going to teach you a hack
to prevent the splash from going into your bumhole.
I do this all the time -
wrap some toilet paper,
layer the paper on top of the water.
So when you poop...
clearly the poop is too big.
So maybe you need to put more toilet paper.
Obviously your poop is not really that big right?
So. Let's try this again.
Place the paper on top of the water like this.
Do your poop,
there you go - less splash.
This next hack is for people that fart.
That's right.
Fart.
So let's say you're in a public toilet and you need to fart.
What do you do?
You kind of like, hold it in
and you kind of let a little bit out at once?
Okay so Roz and I had this conversation
about farting in public toilets.
You may know her from Hype Hunt.
She told me a trick of how to mute the fart.
All you need to do is grab some toilet paper,
bunch it up and let's just say,
this is the bum so it's gonna...
Okay I can't do the farting noise.
So you want to put the toilet paper against your bumhole
and then just let go gracefully.
And that should mute the fart.
If you feel like you've got like a volcano ready to erupt out of your bum, okay?
And you think that it's going to be a really loud one,
try doing this and coughing at the same time.
And no one would hear it.
Yes?
Thank you Roz for this very important information.
Now I don't know if any of you know what Poo-Pourri is.
It is a toilet spray that you spray into the toilet bowl
and then you take your poop.
The Poo-Pourri creates a oil layer on the toilet water
that keeps all the yucky smell inside the water.
You can buy this in stores but I want to teach you how to make one yourself.
Really, really simple -
all you need is some essential oil and water.
You can actually use any oil that you like.
I'm going to put maybe about 20 drops or so?
Add the water, give it a good shake
and there you have it!
Your very own Poo-Pourri.
You can bring this anywhere you want,
if you go to a friend's house and you had some pretty bad food,
or you've been out drinking the whole night
and you got the AGBs, After Grog Bog,
which means after alcohol poo.
So your toilet bowl is clogged
and you don't have a plunger.
How are you going to fix it?
All you need is some hot water and some dishwashing liquid.
Squirt it in.
Because the soap is heavier than water,
it's going to sink down the bottom
and seep into the clogs.
There's no recommended amount of dishwashing liquid you need to put in there,
It's all depending on how bad the blockage is.
Just don't be stingy with it.
Wait maybe 10-20 minutes,
the next step is to pour boiling hot water into your toilet bowl.
The water would help break up the clog
and the soap would help lubricate its way through the pipe.
And then the last step is to just flush!
But disclaimer - this method doesn't work on all blockages
I don't know how bad your blockage would be,
you may need a professional, I don't know.
This is just a simple solution for you guys to try out.
If you've taken a really smelly one...
Dump.
Here's a really great way to mask the stinky poo smell.
Before you flush,
put a free squirt of soap or shampoo in the toilet like this.
Give it a good flush,
and you're done.
It's going to foam up with bubbles,
nice, soapy, fresh air.
We are now in a public toilet so,
as you can see, we have an automatic flusher,
and when you sit down,
sometimes it just automatically flushes while you're on the toilet.
And all the toilet water splashes up to your bum.
So here's a really nifty trick
to prevent the automatic flusher
from flushing and getting your bum wet.
Alright? So you just need some toilet paper,
put the toilet paper over the sensor,
and you can sit down, do your business,
and it will not flush.
So once you take that off,
it's going to flush.
Boom!
There you go!
That's all there is to it.
So you know how sometimes when you go into public toilet
and the lock doesn't work?
I'm going to teach you a nifty trick to make sure it is closed,
and to prevent people from coming in.
So let's pretend that the lock on the door doesn't work.
All you need to do it to grab your bag,
open the door a little bit,
fling the bag on the corner of the door,
and just let that hang.
The weight of the bag will make sure that it holds the door shut.
Not only that, it will tell other people outside
that there is someone inside the stall.
Meanwhile, have a look at how cute the bag is!
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This is especially good
for doors that have a little bit of a gap.
So the bag handle would jam the door,
which would make it less likely to open up.
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